The Heart of Leira

Ariel, 25 years old, She/Her/Hers, demisexual/biromantic INFJ This blog is an LGBTQIA+ safe-zone, as well as an advocate for feminism and POC. I'm simply here to make you smile!

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or instead of just confusing them they feel actively threatened and disrespected by it and your only instinctive reaction to that is that even more explaining can fix it

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@clown-of-madness had an important tag

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im sobbing

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fuck you

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I made some 360 Spamton NEO sprites

and This was was the Result. There’s also a YouTube Version in case you want to share it with Friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rhBmOoME

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IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don't bite me!

the dog: I'm at work! I'm doing so good at being at work! I'm barking because my handler gave the sign 'bark'! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I'd make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn't enjoying it! I'm barking!

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Actually, people are good by nature and you're a fool if you think otherwise.

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When you sneeze in public, strangers will say "bless you", even though they don't know you.

When you ask for directions on the street someone will show you the way, even though they have nothing to gain from it.

People squeeze their legs against the chair so you don't have to hop over them on your way to your seat in the theatre, and make funny faces to make babies laugh, and purposefully step on leaves to hear them scrunch, and hold the door open for someone leaving behind them, and ask what floor you're heading to when you enter the elevator, and send others photos of things that reminded them of them, and recommend each other songs, and ask if anyone else wants a coffee because they're getting one, and make videos teaching how to sew a button, and wish on shooting stars, and share fun facts, and listen to others rant about things they don't even understand, and let you cross the street first, and give a bit of their food to others, and laugh at jokes they don't find funny to make you feel good, and listen to kids talk for hours about nonsense, and let you know your keys fell from your pocket, and they may be strangers, but with every little gesture they're saying "I love you, I love you, I love you".

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When someone tells you it’s too early to decorate for Halloween

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Every time my boyfriend comes home, Daisy waits for him to “give her a stretch” :) 

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Yes, come on in!

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Ok

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Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

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You Have A Lovely Hombe

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Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

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Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

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We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

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Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

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Go on.

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Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

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*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

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Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

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AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

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Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

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i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown

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The law and order sound but the second beat is a clown honk

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