Shark Phone

Im a gay cryptid, what else do you need sweetie?

[achillethesharkphone]

Sup, holy shit your tall and scary looking. Your cool Names shorty. I’d say wanna fight or be friends but you look like you could snap me in half (-freezys-comedy-crew)

[pimpdust]

Some phone dudes! @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender ‘s charlie, @lazy-charlie ‘s Shorty, my boyfriend’s, and my phone!

[achillethesharkphone]

That’s me :D

[achillethesharkphone]

which would you prefer Philly cheesesteaks or subway sandwiches?... and now for a more serious question have you ever met dave miller yourself?

[achillethesharkphone]

Update

My tablet broke guys! You can still send anon asks and stuff but I can’t answer anything until I get it working :(

EDIT: IT’S WORKING

[achillethesharkphone]

i don't know i reached a point where im more afraid of an old model lookin ass motorola than a cryptid. i recommend you run for your life. bad vibes, very bad vibes here.

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

HHHHH TOBYYYYY? cc--can I like uh-- pick you up? *Oh lord oh my. It's a nine foot tall shark infused phone guy*

"No. I prefer not to be touched at- wait...you look much different from the others...since when did they start making shark phone people..and you are very tall" his attention had already been caught and without much warning he reached and grabbed onto spine?fin? Who knows. "How curious.."

[achillethesharkphone]

*intense gay panic*

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"I would say my name but you already knew that so theres no point~"he hummed moving his hands to touch at the gill like parts on his arms "such a fascinating subject..are there any other ones like you?"

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

Toby had to stand on his toes or more like the tips of his boots to touch Achilles damn 9 foot tall shark...guy thing though he snickered upon seeing the drool to sate more curiousity he tried to touch his head specifically where the drool it, with a wide smile on his face.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh!" Despite not needing to breathe he let out a gasp "you have a mouth and a tongue?"hes even more excited, without a care for being harmed he instantly moved his hand to touch the teeth then grabbed the tongue out of curiousity..kinda slimy in his opinion but that may be due to the drool.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh i assure you id be fine my blood is very thick..it might be from formerly being dead before i became a phone head but then again thats most of us"he hummed removing his hands from Achilles entirely cutting himself slightly on his teeth, the tiniest bit of blood coming out but not as much as if he was alive otherwise hed bleed everywhere.

[achillethesharkphone]

OH GOD. SHARKS LOVE BLOOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. HE’S TRYING TO BITE NOW

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"So you really are like a shark, interesting!"he sounds...way too excited despite the danger tilted his head to the side slightly "i wonder if you just intend on biting me or try to eat me"he let out a maniacal laugh not even trying to run, his laugh glitching to become deeper sounding just like his laugh. But then it glitched back to his normal russian laugh like nothing happened.

[achillethesharkphone]

His jaws closed instantly in fear. He snapped back

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Whatever do you mean? And awww whatever happened to unleashing those sharp teeth on me"he sounded disappointed "is something wrong?"as he spoke his face flickered and gone was his face instead something pink, glitch and statically looking took over the small screen of his face.

Then it suddenly glitched away and Tobys face was back abd had a concerned frown on his face his arms back to crossing over his chest.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

For some odd reason he still had the frown on his face and then it changed to to confusion..nothing spooky seems to be happening now...toby looks..utterly unaware as to what hes talking about.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

HHHHH TOBYYYYY? cc--can I like uh-- pick you up? *Oh lord oh my. It's a nine foot tall shark infused phone guy*

"No. I prefer not to be touched at- wait...you look much different from the others...since when did they start making shark phone people..and you are very tall" his attention had already been caught and without much warning he reached and grabbed onto spine?fin? Who knows. "How curious.."

[achillethesharkphone]

*intense gay panic*

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"I would say my name but you already knew that so theres no point~"he hummed moving his hands to touch at the gill like parts on his arms "such a fascinating subject..are there any other ones like you?"

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

Toby had to stand on his toes or more like the tips of his boots to touch Achilles damn 9 foot tall shark...guy thing though he snickered upon seeing the drool to sate more curiousity he tried to touch his head specifically where the drool it, with a wide smile on his face.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh!" Despite not needing to breathe he let out a gasp "you have a mouth and a tongue?"hes even more excited, without a care for being harmed he instantly moved his hand to touch the teeth then grabbed the tongue out of curiousity..kinda slimy in his opinion but that may be due to the drool.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh i assure you id be fine my blood is very thick..it might be from formerly being dead before i became a phone head but then again thats most of us"he hummed removing his hands from Achilles entirely cutting himself slightly on his teeth, the tiniest bit of blood coming out but not as much as if he was alive otherwise hed bleed everywhere.

[achillethesharkphone]

OH GOD. SHARKS LOVE BLOOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. HE’S TRYING TO BITE NOW

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"So you really are like a shark, interesting!"he sounds...way too excited despite the danger tilted his head to the side slightly "i wonder if you just intend on biting me or try to eat me"he let out a maniacal laugh not even trying to run, his laugh glitching to become deeper sounding just like his laugh. But then it glitched back to his normal russian laugh like nothing happened.

[achillethesharkphone]

His jaws closed instantly in fear. He snapped back

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Whatever do you mean? And awww whatever happened to unleashing those sharp teeth on me"he sounded disappointed "is something wrong?"as he spoke his face flickered and gone was his face instead something pink, glitch and statically looking took over the small screen of his face.

Then it suddenly glitched away and Tobys face was back abd had a concerned frown on his face his arms back to crossing over his chest.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

HHHHH TOBYYYYY? cc--can I like uh-- pick you up? *Oh lord oh my. It's a nine foot tall shark infused phone guy*

"No. I prefer not to be touched at- wait...you look much different from the others...since when did they start making shark phone people..and you are very tall" his attention had already been caught and without much warning he reached and grabbed onto spine?fin? Who knows. "How curious.."

[achillethesharkphone]

*intense gay panic*

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"I would say my name but you already knew that so theres no point~"he hummed moving his hands to touch at the gill like parts on his arms "such a fascinating subject..are there any other ones like you?"

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

Toby had to stand on his toes or more like the tips of his boots to touch Achilles damn 9 foot tall shark...guy thing though he snickered upon seeing the drool to sate more curiousity he tried to touch his head specifically where the drool it, with a wide smile on his face.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh!" Despite not needing to breathe he let out a gasp "you have a mouth and a tongue?"hes even more excited, without a care for being harmed he instantly moved his hand to touch the teeth then grabbed the tongue out of curiousity..kinda slimy in his opinion but that may be due to the drool.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh i assure you id be fine my blood is very thick..it might be from formerly being dead before i became a phone head but then again thats most of us"he hummed removing his hands from Achilles entirely cutting himself slightly on his teeth, the tiniest bit of blood coming out but not as much as if he was alive otherwise hed bleed everywhere.

[achillethesharkphone]

OH GOD. SHARKS LOVE BLOOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. HE’S TRYING TO BITE NOW

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"So you really are like a shark, interesting!"he sounds...way too excited despite the danger tilted his head to the side slightly "i wonder if you just intend on biting me or try to eat me"he let out a maniacal laugh not even trying to run, his laugh glitching to become deeper sounding just like his laugh. But then it glitched back to his normal russian laugh like nothing happened.

[achillethesharkphone]

His jaws closed instantly in fear. He snapped back

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

HHHHH TOBYYYYY? cc--can I like uh-- pick you up? *Oh lord oh my. It's a nine foot tall shark infused phone guy*

"No. I prefer not to be touched at- wait...you look much different from the others...since when did they start making shark phone people..and you are very tall" his attention had already been caught and without much warning he reached and grabbed onto spine?fin? Who knows. "How curious.."

[achillethesharkphone]

*intense gay panic*

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"I would say my name but you already knew that so theres no point~"he hummed moving his hands to touch at the gill like parts on his arms "such a fascinating subject..are there any other ones like you?"

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

Toby had to stand on his toes or more like the tips of his boots to touch Achilles damn 9 foot tall shark...guy thing though he snickered upon seeing the drool to sate more curiousity he tried to touch his head specifically where the drool it, with a wide smile on his face.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh!" Despite not needing to breathe he let out a gasp "you have a mouth and a tongue?"hes even more excited, without a care for being harmed he instantly moved his hand to touch the teeth then grabbed the tongue out of curiousity..kinda slimy in his opinion but that may be due to the drool.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh i assure you id be fine my blood is very thick..it might be from formerly being dead before i became a phone head but then again thats most of us"he hummed removing his hands from Achilles entirely cutting himself slightly on his teeth, the tiniest bit of blood coming out but not as much as if he was alive otherwise hed bleed everywhere.

[achillethesharkphone]

OH GOD. SHARKS LOVE BLOOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. HE’S TRYING TO BITE NOW

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

HHHHH TOBYYYYY? cc--can I like uh-- pick you up? *Oh lord oh my. It's a nine foot tall shark infused phone guy*

"No. I prefer not to be touched at- wait...you look much different from the others...since when did they start making shark phone people..and you are very tall" his attention had already been caught and without much warning he reached and grabbed onto spine?fin? Who knows. "How curious.."

[achillethesharkphone]

*intense gay panic*

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"I would say my name but you already knew that so theres no point~"he hummed moving his hands to touch at the gill like parts on his arms "such a fascinating subject..are there any other ones like you?"

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

Toby had to stand on his toes or more like the tips of his boots to touch Achilles damn 9 foot tall shark...guy thing though he snickered upon seeing the drool to sate more curiousity he tried to touch his head specifically where the drool it, with a wide smile on his face.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"Oh!" Despite not needing to breathe he let out a gasp "you have a mouth and a tongue?"hes even more excited, without a care for being harmed he instantly moved his hand to touch the teeth then grabbed the tongue out of curiousity..kinda slimy in his opinion but that may be due to the drool.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

HHHHH TOBYYYYY? cc--can I like uh-- pick you up? *Oh lord oh my. It's a nine foot tall shark infused phone guy*

"No. I prefer not to be touched at- wait...you look much different from the others...since when did they start making shark phone people..and you are very tall" his attention had already been caught and without much warning he reached and grabbed onto spine?fin? Who knows. "How curious.."

[achillethesharkphone]

*intense gay panic*

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"I would say my name but you already knew that so theres no point~"he hummed moving his hands to touch at the gill like parts on his arms "such a fascinating subject..are there any other ones like you?"

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

Toby had to stand on his toes or more like the tips of his boots to touch Achilles damn 9 foot tall shark...guy thing though he snickered upon seeing the drool to sate more curiousity he tried to touch his head specifically where the drool it, with a wide smile on his face.

[achillethesharkphone]

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

HHHHH TOBYYYYY? cc--can I like uh-- pick you up? *Oh lord oh my. It's a nine foot tall shark infused phone guy*

"No. I prefer not to be touched at- wait...you look much different from the others...since when did they start making shark phone people..and you are very tall" his attention had already been caught and without much warning he reached and grabbed onto spine?fin? Who knows. "How curious.."

[achillethesharkphone]

*intense gay panic*

[pleaseendmylifesupport]

"I would say my name but you already knew that so theres no point~"he hummed moving his hands to touch at the gill like parts on his arms "such a fascinating subject..are there any other ones like you?"

[achillethesharkphone]

[achillethesharkphone]

I like this blog so much already that I'm going to draw the sharkphone

[achillethesharkphone]

A tiny one armed blue phone man sets down a welcome gift and says howdy.

[achillethesharkphone]

Okay so... since you’re a shark.... does that... does that- does that mean you got two dicks???

[achillethesharkphone]

DUDE WHAT NO WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE VORED

[achillethesharkphone]

Mr Achilles, how many friends you got?