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@ofviolentdeath
Bright eyes wander, only to lay upon the woman who gave them life----
“ Do you think Dad will be mad?” Where did those beautiful blonde locks go? What about the pink dresses and heels? Currently dressed in an old flannelette, jeans and a pair of skate shoes, with her new look- you’d almost mistake Rosalie for a - Boy. “ I just feel more--- myself? I guess..”
ofviolentdeath:
“Artie, that sounds like the set up to a really bad porno. Sticky stuff, couple contest? Where did you find this?”
“ Well, I found it on craigslist right next to the guy asking if someone could come, get naked and sit in a hot tub full of alphabet soup with nothing on but a pair of shades whilst listening to the final countdown on repeat until the sun goes down.”
ofviolentdeath:
“Candy corn? There’s not going to be a lot of competition there.”
“ Yeah, its a lifetime supply, imagine that- never not having candy corn in your house. Come on- all it says we have to do is cover ourselves in honey and roll in as many candy corns as possible- it’s easy!”
ofviolentdeath:
“What exactly do I have to do? I mean, like, what sort of contest is it?”
“ Uhh- I didn’t read that far, I only saw the lifetime supply of candy corn.”
@ofviolentdeath
“There’s this couple’s contest, and I know we’re siblings, but the grand prize is this big ass load of food– help me.”
ofviolentdeath:
“What was the last one’s name? Maddison? Oh, no, wait, Ivy, right? Can’t forget Sarah and Lacey either, right?”
“ What can I do to make it up to you? Anything, I’ll do it. Buy you a new house, car, jewellery I can give you anything to help you forget about those mistakes.”
@rcttlesncke
“ You look- uh” “ You’re really-” “ I like your- youlookreallygreatok.” Well, flirting isn’t his best point.
ofviolentdeath:
“Well, I would if my sister wasn’t in jail for assault.”
“ Assault? Ugh, she’s your mothers daughter that’s for sure.” Rubbing his face between his hands he thought for a moment. “ How much is Bail?”
ofviolentdeath:
“Or you can cut the shit and just tell me what this one’s name is.”
“ You think she has a name-” Bad time to make a joke. “ I’m kidding, I’m KIDDING. You really think I’m being distant because of another woman?” Wouldn’t be the first time.
@ofviolentdeath
“ Wait- slow down, slow down- What happened?”
ofviolentdeath:
“Depends. Are you going to piss me off enough to make me leave again?” The last time he had wanted to “talk” it had ended in a fight and her taking off to New York for nearly a week. Of course, she usually had an attitude anymore, the kids more than a little frustrating to manage on her own and his habits didn’t exactly help.
Touche. “ I sure hope not.” “ What if we spoke over dinner? in a calm environment? I’ll have my assistant call and book out a restaurant, sound cool?”
she’s the man sentence meme
feel free to adjust the pronouns and things to fit your muse!
“i mean, when we first started going out, you couldn’t kiss at all.”
“we wanna try out for the boys’ team.”
“you and your brother look scary alike from the back. i think it’s your total lack of curves.”
“does he have your number? 1-800-bitch?”
“sorry, i have a strict no ruffles policy.”
“inside every girl, there’s a boy. …that came out wrong but you know what i mean.”
“i can do this. i am a dude! i’m a hunky dude! i’m a badass hunky dude!”
“i’m brilliant. shhh!”
“i’m allergic to the sun.”
“is your sister hot?”
“girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.”
“don’t let her get too close, she’ll recgonize you!”
“and when my eyes are closed, i see you for what you really are, which ugly!”
“because that would be my very first instinct, to feed the tarantula.”
“i think you’re the first guy at this school that hasn’t tried anything with me.”
“okay, that was creepy! you actually sounded like a girl just then!”
“hey, i’m working the kissing booth! come and see me?”
“you look like such a lady! it’s a miracle!”
“maybe you could come tonight to…keep an eye on me.”
“screw you guys! i hate high school!”
“_____, darling, remember, chew like you have a secret.”
“i’m gonna kiss him so passionately that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.”
“why is it that i always find you in the middle of a tussle?”
“heels are a male invention to make a women’s butt look smaller! and make it harder for them to run away.”
“have you ever tried to run away in high heels? not easy.”
“why are you wearing my uniform?”
“is it just me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most?”
“i know i should’ve told you who i was but i was afraid.”
Starter call !!
@ofviolentdeath
“ You up for a talk?”
William asked as he approached, leaning against the doorframe, head resting against the wood. “ I feel like we’ve been a bit distant as of late..” Maybe it was from the constant working? Staying back late and leaving early certainly has became a habit of Will’s since they had children.
1.03 The Devil in the Dark
- I’m gonna rip out your fucking heart.
- Yeah.
