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"I kind of meant so I could avoid it."

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"No, I’m always open to ass-pinching that’s the whole point of it."
"I kind of meant so I could avoid it."
acousticfox replied to your post:"It is indeed the Day of Booty! And dick sucking-…
"There’s a day for that?"
"Yes and it’s today.”
"Is there some color you wear for that holiday so you don't get your ass pinched or...?"
SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MY MUSE TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Innuendo version)
Disclaimer: These are technically SFW, however as they are innuendos they can be interpreted however you want… have fun!
"It’s so big!"
"Are you sure it’s going to fit?"
"You’re being too rough."
"I’m not fragile, you don’t have to be so gentle."
"Wrong hole!"
"I’m dripping wet."
"Don’t get it in my hair."
"It won’t stop squirting."
"Bend over."
"I’m never getting on my knees for you again."
"You’re really hitting the spot."
"Yes! Yes! Oh Yes!"
"You’re going to break me."
"Are you sure two fingers is enough?"
"Take it."
"Is that it?"
"That didn’t last very long…"
"I didn’t know it would get that hard."
"Just put it in!"
"Right there."
"Who taught you how to aim?"
"Hit it really deep."
"We might as well go out with a bang."
"What’s that pressing against my back?"
"I got it in my eye."
"Harder… no, faster."
Send my muse one of the following to see how they react!
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Coffee by duncan on Flickr.
It’s already Monday, what’s the worst that could happen?
I DON’T DO GREETING POSTS
but that doesn’t mean i don’t want to play with you
it just means i don’t want to get lost in the shuffle
if i follow you, i want to talk to you and write with you
sorry
Pff. Humans.
Good for nothing but occasionally they provided decent company.
"Nothing in particular. Keep going." He gestured with a slight tilt of his head for the boy to continue.
His gruff voice would make it sound like a command, but he’d done his best to soften it. The beast was aware of how sensitive humans could be.
"Sure thing~!"
What reason did he have to stop anyway? This was just another pedestrian willing to listen to his useless strumming after all. No sense complaining about that.
Even if he really didn't like how this guy felt standing so close to him.
He kept going, playing a happy melody.
”A guitarist, hrrn?” That was one of the few things humans produced that he actually had a liking for.
And upon hearing a few melodies being strummed out, Taint’s attention had been drawn. So he presented himself and loomed over the boy, arms folded over his chest as he listened.
Of course he felt the presence coming. Who wouldn't? It was a great looming shadow over him belonging to the pair of shoes on the sidewalk in front of him.
Glancing up, he blinked, then gave his easygoing smile. "Somethin' you wanna hear?" He was trying to sound as friendly as possible, despite the really bad feelings he got from this guy.
Good day to sit at the park and play a while. Might as well pass some time while he's not working, plus it was good practice.
⊰ ❝What if I said girls like boys with good grades?❞ ⊱
"What if I said I'm not into girls...?"
neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
⊰ ❝But study helps you to become even better, have good marks and all.❞ ⊱
"Do I have to? It's so booooooooooooring..."
❝You can always study a bit more, son.❞
⊰ And he’s adopted. ⊱
"But studying isn't any fun..."
POUT.
⊰ ❝That sucks. Don’t you have homework or anything to do?❞ ⊱
"I already did my homework, dad."
Send to see how my muse responds
"Take a chance on me."
"I'm the shell of a person that I used to be."
"I believe in you."
"From now on, I'm yours. Forever."
"What the fuck is wrong with me?"
"I'm so grateful to you."
"Nothing here is right."
"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."
"Did you met anyone?"
"People down here think I'm crazy, but I don't care."
"Why heart doesn't listen common sense?"
"With you it felt like in the movies."
"Kiss my ass!"
"I really want to make a love connection."
"I'm not afraid to face a little bit of danger."
"Let's get away just for one day."
"I wanted to vent but I never said nothing at all."
"What I did to you to make you hate me?"
"I ain’t censoring myself for nobody."
"Don't you ever wonder how we survive?"
"I'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching."
"Save me."
"I should've known better."
"This can't be happening to me."
"I know it's already over now."
"You don't have to pretend that you didn't notice me."
"Raise your glass!"
"I would any day die for you."
"You touch me in many ways."
"Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?"
"Would you kill to prove you're right?"
"Where is your God?"
"I want to show sun to you."
"Let's get down to business."
"Let's save the world."
"I think about you too much."
"This isn't normal anymore."
"You are my only one."
"This is the best time."
"What ever can happen."
"I've always been like this."
"I'm kind of outsider."
"It is easy to get me wrong if you don't know me."
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate