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“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?” - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

[scarypoltergeist-deactivated202]

Hello, I’m Dead Highlights: PAX EDITION

Turns out no one’s a 40 year old man, wow

Finally, a date for the thirsty dwarf

Shayra fails multiple perceptions checks, chases rats instead of snooping

Norm does the dad thing

Norm also broke a bar in half

Nym’s Irish now I guess?

When given the choice of going to the nice clean necromancer’s house or the gross sewer necromancer’s house, of course we’d pick the worse one

3 actual handshakes

Good to know Skip doesn’t know wtf is up with his secret bag, either

[acrystalflower]

flattened sandwich with cat hair on it

“oh wait. let me just cast a spell. oops!! nothing happened!!”

“don’t go east. there’s dragons” *everyone looks at ara*

a natural 1, into the sewers

[morstan]

i dont know when it happened but somewhere along the way “shipping” got a new meaning for younger folk that seems to translate to “i want these people together for real asap”. i think the media had something to do with it. but guys.

guys.

shipping absolutely Does Not mean demanding anything from people/creators. shipping isn’t about expecting and waiting for the day it will certainly happen. it is not a direct translation to Happen Or Die.

shipping means you like the idea of two (or more) people together. you like the concept. you find it fun to imagine the dynamics. you even create fanon content of it (fic, art, edits). it’s all in your head and it’s Fine that way.

is it nice to have a ship become canon? oh my god, yes. but that’s not what shipping is about and yall need to take a step back and breathe because being a jerk to people aint gonna change their mind about ships.

have a good night.

[lichfish]

Hello, I’m Dead Highlights!!

Norm gotta defend his cinnamon roll

[wrestling sounds]

roll 5d20

Hewwo I’m Server Pwoblems

Did anyone want to shoot him?

Norm is typing

“your family sucks, man”

he’s got a crowbar. you know. Just hangin out

“She eats it”

Norm wants to yeet

Your intimidation turns into eating

What dead people??

A middle finger with which hand???

[scarypoltergeist-deactivated202]

you mean this hole incident

Chanty’s got a date (finally [thank the heavens])

Chanty almost did a murder and it was good

[acrystalflower]

i drew another thing

[acrystalflower]

Hello I’m Dead DnD Highlights!!

It’s old. It’s art

Skip just doesn’t exist

These are plant priorities

Warforged lad as a microwave

“Happy birthday Wilber”

Norm stubs his toe…and he RAGES

Action movie music!

Skip is Kronking it up

Squeeks affirmatively

SIMULTANEOUS SCREAMING!!!

The one ring….to rule them all

“Yeah Chanty’s gonna steal that”

Conspiracy wall!

[goldenretreevee]

COLD OPEN

fantasy rube goldberg vending machine

there’s NO TIME FOR FLIRTING CHANTY

(mission impossible montage)

ratatouille hasn’t made it to this world yet

shayra better start praying to Pan

they never get the nose right!

[scarypoltergeist-deactivated202]

[acrystalflower]

Hello I’m Dead DnD Highlights!!

It’s old. It’s art

Skip just doesn’t exist

These are plant priorities

Warforged lad as a microwave

“Happy birthday Wilber”

Norm stubs his toe...and he RAGES

Action movie music!

Skip is Kronking it up

Squeeks affirmatively

SIMULTANEOUS SCREAMING!!!

The one ring….to rule them all

“Yeah Chanty’s gonna steal that”

Conspiracy wall!

[cashew-butter]

15 - Sif

Thank you for forcing me into this one’s state of mind.  I really needed that.—15. “I’m not a bad person.  I can’t be.  They’re wrong.”

A small giggle escaped her lips as the sapling in front of her choked on his own sap.

He was just singing so beautifully a few moments ago.  Such wonderful music.  Shame it wasn’t going to last much longer.

His partner stared at her with wide eyes and screeched, “You horrible woman!  You’re killing him!”  She flipped her thorned dagger in her hand and she tilted her head, eyebrows furrowed and yellow eyes manic.

“Me?  Bad?  I don’t think butterflies are bad, do you?”  She stepped towards the other sapling, touching the dagger gently on their chin.  The eyes continued to widen, slightly more when she drew the sap from the bark.  

“I’m just making a symphony.  There’s nothing wrong with that.”

[cashew-butter]

14 for soltha 8)

You asked for this.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ —14. “No one was supposed to get hurt!”

Her hands shook as she tried to stop the bleeding on the young half-elf’s shoulder.  He wouldn’t stop bleeding.  His green eyes squeezed shut and he shuddered.  Her heart squeezed.

A shout from above her caught her attention and she looked up to see a spray of blood gush from more of her companions.  The human and dwarf fell, crimson painted the ground.  She had to reach them too.  The human was still breathing, she could tell, but the dwarf…

She couldn’t tell from this distance.  Her eyes widened.

A growl rushed by her.  A black form pounced at the enemy, white teeth bared.

“Shayra!  No!”  She screamed, her small voice falling on deaf ears.  The panther, too, fell and changed back into another angry half-elf.  Blonde hair became an ugly brown with blood.  Her ragged breathing almost sounded like another growl.

They just wanted their friend back.  Their girl.

They had a plan.  A good plan.

It wasn’t supposed to be like this.  No one was supposed to be hurt.

[acrystalflower]

I did a doodle that turned out pretty good! I’ve been meaning to draw my D&D character for a while now and finally felt like doing it. I’ll color it one day lol

[lichfish]

Hello I’m Dead

my name i-truck drives by

if he were any more intimidating he’d be…..vaguely intimidating

EAT DIRT AND DIE FAST

EGG

[band name]

fantasy DDR

Dave crawls up the wall onto the ceiling

if wolf spider bites werewolf does werewolf become werewolfspider?

my legs are skinny but my body…is very fat

so fren spyter on mean dog??

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT RETURNING MY GAME OF THRONES BOX SET

this is so sad, alexi play despacito

[acrystalflower]

just got one:

stab and FLEE

[obvshi]

Spider Dave

[cashew-butter]

no thumbs up, just cool head nods

if you guys kill my target before crown of madness works, i’m going to be sad

half the party is drunk

[lichfish]

Hello I’m Dead

my name i-truck drives by

if he were any more intimidating he’d be…..vaguely intimidating

EAT DIRT AND DIE FAST

EGG

[band name]

fantasy DDR

Dave crawls up the wall onto the ceiling

if wolf spider bites werewolf does werewolf become werewolfspider?

my legs are skinny but my body…is very fat

so fren spyter on mean dog??

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT RETURNING MY GAME OF THRONES BOX SET

this is so sad, alexi play despacito

[acrystalflower]

just got one:

stab and FLEE

[lichfish]

Post Mortem Solutions: Highlights!

I can use my bonus action to punch things again

really helpful ghostie friends

“Alex, please stop telling people we do blood rituals”

We would have to get all our ducks on the same page

When the going get going, the tough get tough!!

take an uber to the haunted house

“he’s no longer with us” “is he dead” “did he go on vacation?”

All’s well that ends up inside a well

He’s a wolf in CHEAP CLOTHING

“are they known for their cereal?” “no, they’re known for their spies”

We could stand here and talk until the cows turn blue

[REDACTED!!!]

Asi SLAMS that honey stick

It’s six one half a dozen and another

[scarypoltergeist-deactivated202]

“Do you read any of my research paper, Jo???”

“That’s a lot of money like $5″

Two grown men tackling a small boy on an open street like it’s no big thing

Near miss with an axe to a glass door

[cashew-butter]

Taking advantage of Zorris…a lot

TIEFLING FRIENDS

The awesome trio of Asi, Penni, and Zorris

[scarypoltergeist-deactivated202]

Hello, I’m Dead: Highlights

Bones, for like 30 minutes: MY BOOOYSSSS OH NOOOOOOO

bad dorito human

“Hero put your balls away”

NYM MY BOOOOYYYYYYYYY

Brad Pit eats rats

Chanty keeps her word, waif boy gets his silver

GSCPUATBPBTW

Oh hey there’s undead in the sewers of Junction

Skip has a plan!

The creepy vulture lady was very polite

[cashew-butter]

Shayra ruins everything by being drunk 

Soltha gets charmed by a “very charming” dragonborn

Soltha immediately cries for being a horrible person and drinks herself into a stupor for an hour

“Trust me, I’m a Bard.”

Bradd Pit from the Rat Pit

Bradd Pit is a total feminist and best bro 

[lichfish]

Turns out Junction is actually London

[lichfish]

Hello, You’re Dead: Highlights

Jay has no idea how to actually play D&D

WE GET PAID IN NICKELS

wow you really are orange I am quite orange, yes

“I wasn’t gonna touch them!” “I was.”

What does a-that a-boy have in his haaahnds? are they? Ah-spectacles???

somewhere in the distance….a fatherly figure smiles….

OvO

I like how she says things

PMS is truly the best name

FAFF ABOUT

“I think about kicking the door…and then turn the door handle”

you hear a thunk and a sad noise from Zorris

I’m gonna ram it like a….ram

I have to decide what armor class this door has

HECK

[goldenretreevee]

[obvshi]

[acrystalflower]

“Penni for your thoughts?”

[scarypoltergeist-deactivated202]

A daisy by any other name would still smell fascinating!

Friends are the backbone of the beak!

If you see  bullfrog on a fence post, someone put him there.

Disagreement is like rain!

Magic certainly isn’t only in the clouds, hm?

As they say, once a child has eaten their meal, they must refrain from poetry.

Two houses are stronger than one burrow!

they say the strawberry seed only shows its face three times

Never trust an honest goblin! They smell every rose in their path!

[lichfish]

Hello, You’re Dead: Highlights

Jay has no idea how to actually play D&D

WE GET PAID IN NICKELS

wow you really are orange I am quite orange, yes

“I wasn’t gonna touch them!” “I was.”

What does a-that a-boy have in his haaahnds? are they? Ah-spectacles???

somewhere in the distance….a fatherly figure smiles….

OvO

I like how she says things

PMS is truly the best name

FAFF ABOUT

“I think about kicking the door…and then turn the door handle”

you hear a thunk and a sad noise from Zorris

I’m gonna ram it like a….ram

I have to decide what armor class this door has

HECK

[goldenretreevee]

[obvshi]

[acrystalflower]

“Penni for your thoughts?”

[acrystalflower]

"I have so many friends!! Like SO many. They talk to me all the time. I’m never alone! :D”