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c0ffincunt-deactivated20241005

The Sabbat are not "right" they're just v-anon

The Camarilla is not "right" they're just old crime lords

The Anarchs are not "right" they're just loud

Cappadocius is right. Diablerize God.

#world of darkness #glory to clan hecata!#text post

katabasiss

do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

#merry christmas

mellie-xo

whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

aveline-shepard

#yeah #bill and ted #feminism #shitpost

gayvampyr

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

gayvampyr

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

#yeah #text post

actaea-p-y

Viktra: Baron von Aubrecker is now a brain in a jar. I will be taking no questions. Bye. Ludendorf Faculty: That’s our Mordenheim!

Hazlik: Behold, I have turned Indreficus into a portal, an In-door-ficus if you will, The Zulkirs of Thay: Hazlik what the fuck is wrong with you

actaea-p-y

The Zulkirs of Thay, whose literal job it is to commit blasphemies against life and existence: Hazlik, why are you like this, you were supposed to kill your boyfriend like a normal person

#the idea of the zulkirs having a genuine moral panic about indreficus will never stop being funny to me #ravenloft #van richten’s guide to ravenloft #shitpost #hazlik the red

Viktra: Baron von Aubrecker is now a brain in a jar. I will be taking no questions. Bye. Ludendorf Faculty: That’s our Mordenheim!

Hazlik: Behold, I have turned Indreficus into a portal, an In-door-ficus if you will, The Zulkirs of Thay: Hazlik what the fuck is wrong with you

#ravenloft #van richten’s guide to ravenloft #shitpost #viktra mordenheim #hazlik the red

As much as I wish Harrim’s cool side wasn’t hidden away into banter (what he has to say about the branded trolls or the Bleaching ought to be unmissable IMO) The real “Aha!” Moment I had about his character doesn’t even come from his dialogue, it comes from Ekun greeting Jarlmund with the presumably conventional saying of: “May the Father of Creation never leave you,” and that just put all of Harrim’s bitterness into perspective.

My Golarion lore is terrible but this really sounds like a common and therefore constantly repeated phrase which would have picked at him, reinforcing that for him Torag was never there! It wasn’t just direct ostracisation, but a whole atmosphere that treats all endeavors as divinely inspired which contributed to the lapse in his faith!

He tells you as much from the start, but that’s when I really got him.

#pathfinder kingmaker #Headcanon?

prokopetz

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

petrodykeonicapocalypse

To the tune of “Gandhara” by Godeigo:

In the striving, in the seeking soul / Kin can see Golconda / In Golconda, Golconda / They say it was in India / Golconda, Golconda / The place of light, Golconda

#vampire the masquerade #shitpost