Sometimes I feel sorry for my parents for expecting me to eventually grow out of Pokemon.

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Sometimes I feel sorry for my parents for expecting me to eventually grow out of Pokemon.
[singular] y’all
[plural] all y’all
3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all
4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll
6. [fuck ass texan] y'all'dn’t’ve
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Asking for someone’s name is weird… Basically: “What noise should I make to get your attention?”
Don’t fuck me up like this, fam. Not today.
GET A LOAD OF THIS LITTLE FLOOF MAKING HIS EARSIES DANCE! (x)
do u ever just cry bc cows should be treated like angels but they live horrible lives and violent deaths and suffer greatly bc people are literal demons and dont give a shit abt anyone but themselves
“I must have flowers, always, and always.”
Claude Monet (via morigrrl)
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INCREDIBLE DRESSES IN ART (61/∞) The Love Letter by Augusto Tominz, 1874
How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hours
Taurus: 25 hours
Gemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in between
Cancer: a strong 10 hours
Leo: 7 hours
Virgo: 8.823345 hours
Libra: like 8
Scorpio: 1
Sagittarius: Sleep is for the dead
Capricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleeping
Aquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procrastinates
Pisces: 18 hours
lmao as a Pisces I can confirm this
Taurus here to say yes.
Aquarius and this is totally true... sadly.
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Red Earth & Pouring Rain.
this is how everybody in england look
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them
My dick is lingible
there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.
@linguisticaspirations
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
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