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Hey! Iām Elsa, 27, they/them or he/him, thanks! This is a multimuse rp blog featuring muses from TMA, Marvel, TUA, and a few other canons. You can find my full muse list and my rules here on my gdoc. While this blog is not spoiler free, the doc is. I also have an interest check here.
This is a sideblog so I follow back from @xtrainee. I have a discord that mutuals are welcome to ask for, and my Copycat muse is on wire @copy.cat if youād like to play there.
I think the message of Howlās Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.
See, I donāt think thatās the case. Certainly, Sophieās magic is often more practical than Howlās, but if you think that the practicality of oneās magic is a reasonable measure of how good a fucked up wizard is at being a fucked up wizard, you donāt understand fucked up wizards.
By some metrics, Sophie is a more fucked up wizard - Howl would never mess something up by accident! But hereās the thing, they complement each-other. Sophie is practically-oriented, but sheās not always competent to do what she intends, nor does she know what sheās doing. Howl always knows what heās doing and why, and itās usually useless bullshit for terrible reasons. Howl knows what he is intimately. He knows his strengths and his weaknesses and he knows that heās got a spine like wet, single ply tissue paper. Sophie complements this by doing whatever it is she sets her mind to, but having exactly zero capacity for self-reflection (or if she does itās through a funhouse mirror)
Your honor, theyāre both a better fucked up wizard than the other, just how theyāre supposed to be.Ā
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killypoolā:
Mind clouded with emotions too strong to be smothered, Wade only barely registers the name, and is even less successful in recognizing it. He makes an attempt, however, to think of evil old men with too much money and too much hatred. Itās a safer train of thought than the one he was so helplessly strapped to.Ā
The more she speaks, the more he feels his face and hands and chest heat up, warmth beginning to ignite under his skin. Suddenly, itās far too easy to be cruel. Suddenly, the only words Wade can think to say are deadly sharp, laced with poison.
ā You sure itās not too soon in the relationship to meet your ex? ā He has to restrain himself from saying. As if Vanessa would entangleĀ herself with some rich creep. As if Vanessa would sleep around with just anyone. Sheās hurt him, sliced his heart apart, but heās not angry enough to want to deliver sharper blows.Ā
He turns away from her, throat tight as he struggles to swallow, to clear the lump in his throat. Anger and exhaustion and pain and confusion war within him, and exhaustion takes the lead as he rests his elbows on the table. ā Havenāt decided if I was going to join the X-Men, the ninja turtles, or Paw Patrol. How much is Toblerone willing to be bled dry? āĀ
āNinja turtles, huh? So theyāre finally seeing your talent?ā Vanessa jokes, trying to lighten the mood between them. Things were never meant to be this strained. Even when she hoped he might not recognize her - and when she was hurt that he didnāt - she never expected his mood would have gotten so dark.Ā
āYou did this,ā a nagging little voice in the back of her head whispers. She knows itās right. She had been so caught up in what her life became and playing the role that Tolliver wanted her to play, and sheās hurt the person she loved in the process.Ā
āHe knows you wouldnāt come cheap, but heās willing to pay. I donāt think he cares how much you could bleed him dry, as long as you get the work done.ā As she speaks, she struggles to force down one of her own walls. To reach out - as much as it scares her to touch another person when she still struggles with her powers - and rest her hand lightly against his arm.Ā
The power she feels working its way up her arm is familiar. The first she felt upon waking up. His regeneration had still been in her system when she came to, and feeling it once more is like coming home. It takes concentration not to be swallowed up by it.Ā
āWade, youāre the only one I trust to have my back. Itās a good job.ā
If I added a Hellfire Club related OC, would anyone be interested in writing with her?
I came back and my brain immediately got scattered again, so Iām asking for just a little help. If I owe you a reply, please give this a like or just hop right into my dms so I can find and reply to things.
NOBODYāS GONNA SACRIFICE ANYTHING FOR ME Ā Ā Ā I GOTTA START TAKING CARE OF MYSELF
private, selective & low activity multi-muse featuring Firefist from Deadpool 2 sideblog of @xtrainee promo by alex
Like this if you want to plot with one angry fire boy š„
killypoolā:
Jaw clenching once more, he finds himself nodding to the unsolicited advice. What could he say to that? He canāt tell her that heās run on autopilot since he watched her die. He canāt let her know how lifeless life has felt since he watched the color drain from her face. She can probably guess as much with how well she reads him. She always knows too much about him, but never before had that been used against him.
ā Fine. āĀ Ā He says, and fresh hurt makes his tone cold.Ā Ā Ā ā Go on and tell me just how important and interesting this job is that you decided to call up your old buddy Wade. āĀ
He wants to forgive her. He wants to sweep her into his arms and tell her just how much heās missed her. How sorry he was that she got hurt because of him. That even if sheās ready to give the X-Men a run for their money, he wants nothing in the world more than to protect her and keep her safe.Ā
But sheās made this a game, and she was the one to decide the rules. Sheās given herself the upper hand, and all he can do is reactĀ and protect himself.Ā Ā
Itās hard to keep up her walls when his tone is so cold. Hard to keep that distance when all she wants is to wrap him in her arms and warm him again. But thatās not an option right now. Maybe later, maybe after sheās secured his services for Tolliver, maybe there will be time for them.Ā
āHave you heard of Tolliver?ā she asks, studying his face for any reaction. Her employer has his fingers in many pies, but he keeps himself hidden in the shadows. Thatās why he needs people like her. People like Wade. Mercenaries who can do what needs to be done and who donāt mind too much that they answer to someone they canāt entirely trust.Ā
āIāve been doing some work for him, and he needs more muscle. Itās a good job. He pays well, doesnāt ask too many questions as long as the work gets done.āĀ
Lead with whatās good about it before bringing the personal shit into it. It wonāt help if he knows she doesnāt trust her employer, and she doesnāt need him trying to save her just yet. Not while thereās still money to be made.Ā
āI need someone at my back on some of these jobs. Someone I can trust. And who better than my āold buddy Wade?ā Tell me you havenāt joined up with the X-Men yet.ā
Like this if you want to plot with one angry fire boy š„
Drax has been added, since he won the muse vote.
NTW has not been added because of lost promo file difficulties, but her blog has made a return.
Frigga is being added tonight!
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Indie & SelectiveĀ Negasonic Teenage Warhead Written by Elsa, follows back from @xtrainee
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I canāt find my old promo for ntw to update it to put her on here, but I really did like her promo. would it be ridiculous to move her sideblog over to xtrainee and start using it again just so I can keep using that old promo
I canāt find my old promo for ntw to update it to put her on here, but I really did like her promo. would it be ridiculous to move her sideblog over to xtrainee and start using it again just so I can keep using that old promo
