My Hoard

Mwahahaha. Ha. Posting from my Ginormous Hoard. Thieves, Knaves and Nobles DNI

[rosieandthemoon]

15th-century ruins of Kilchurn Castle, Scottish Highlands

[actual-dragon]

Heyyyyy uhhh is this Lair taken. One of my buddies got ousted from his Lair a little while ago and is looking for a new one. Knight infestation yknow

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[actual-dragon]

Can you watch them more carefully they keep getting into My Lair

[actual-dragon]

Hey uhhh anyone got advice for pest control. These metal guys with pointy things keep getting in no matter how many times I torch them.

[actual-dragon]

And DON'T suggest moats I already have one made of lava. Also ditched the treacherous rickety bridge

[actual-dragon]

Hey uhhh anyone got advice for pest control. These metal guys with pointy things keep getting in no matter how many times I torch them.

[actual-dragon]

Are there any Damsels that are sick and tired of a cushy life in some pompous castle and would be interested in being in Distress in a Tall Winding Tower.