gradation - climax

lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate. i regret nothing. [21]

[frozen1349]

[confirmed-and-contorted]

i’m going to beat you with this big fucking stick now. don’t get hard.

[frozen1349]

[confirmed-and-contorted]

‘i think this is a fetish/kink post’. i would never deceive you. you would know if it was, which it is.

[confirmed-and-contorted]

have you ever heard the sound of a knight falling from a window? would you like to?

[confirmed-and-contorted]

guards! stroke it faster. faster i say!

[confirmed-and-contorted]

i will now erotically dent your plate armour with this very large, and very strong mallet.

[confirmed-and-contorted]

we can’t all be holy, virtuous, and loyal knights for our respective kingdoms. some of us need to be squires.

[confirmed-and-contorted]

your knight keeps humping my fucking leg.

[confirmed-and-contorted]

the introduction to mr. brightside is like a sleeper agent activator to white people.

[confirmed-and-contorted]

be a responsible knight owner and leash them in public!

[frozen1349]

[frozen1349]

[rivertigo]

has anyone in the world considered that love will tear us apart

[confirmed-and-contorted]

i did not have ‘sexual relations’ with that knight, don’t be absurd. i had it with this one.

[confirmed-and-contorted]

don’t let your knight look at themselves in the mirror, they may attack it thinking it’s another knight.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch doesn't say much shes curt like cobain