bxneficientbxnjy:
You may need to make signs advertising the new requirements. Announcing that whole thing to anyone who passes you in hopes they’ll take the offer seems a little time consuming. Put one by the library, and another outside the gym, it’s a sure-fire way to get someone to take you up on it. Although, and I’m not saying this because I’m trying to take you to prom, I could just tell him for you, if you want. I have to stop in and tell him I’m back anyway, it wouldn’t be out of my way.
Benjy! Perfect. Just the disgusting mix of Golden Boy and Teenage Girls' Fantasy I was looking for.
Alright, so. Moving away from the topic of my possible death -- you’ve got to help me campaign, man. I don’t think people realize how much of a gold mine this every-one-is-your-neighbor-prom-actually-matters town is. Did you know that the Prom King and Queen are allowed to arrange an assembly at the middle school to ‘help them see high school isn’t that scary’? And they’ve got an honorary seat at every PTA meeting and town council?
Now, I’m not saying that we should exploit this opportunity to brainwash today’s youth into caring about the environment, but we should definitely exploit this opportunity to brainwash today’s youth into caring about the environment.








