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M!A: Your character thinks they are a character from another fandom (Harley Quinn)
You wanna play with me?
pip-pip-piper :
Of course I was joking. What sort of small, frail human would I be if I had genuinely been asking where I could find myself a weighty axe? Ha ha. Thanks for all your help. [ She hadn’t been joking at all but turned from them anyway. ]
A regular axe would have done it too.
Oh my gosh, Piper! You can’t just be running up to people hollerin’ about weighty axes! Or regular axes! Humans frighten easily; they’ll think you’re gonna mug them!
harpers-haven :
Oh, no really. I don’t want—
Aaand you’re gone. Guess this town doesn’t know how to toe the line between friendly and too friendly. Free drink but no flirtin’, where’s the fun in that?
Anyway. Do you want this?
Oh my gosh...
Hi.
edward-carrington-ltd :
One would think that after literal millennia for some of you, any trace of humanity would be gone. Yet here I am, surrounded by the touchiest beings on the planet. Makes me wonder if you’re at all capable of getting back on track come the morning?
Oh Eddie, you can’t really be blaming them. For most people it’s hard to completely destroy your humanity, no matter how long you’ve had it off. Hell, even I’m feeling it a tad and I don’t even kill all that often. Don’t you feel yours?
alex-andrews-ltd :
Hello, I am here for the wine?
Wine. Oh gosh, wine! We can get drunk! Maybe I should put this blood down and find me some Merlot. Have you smelt this, Alex? It’s so... weird.
sincerelymurdock :
Wh- uh… me? There’s no way that was me, that’s- hah, that’s ridiculous. Why would I have been sleeping in the dance studio? I’ve never been in the dance studio before in my life. Maybe, uh, it was a doppleganger or something.
Hey now. There ain’t nothin’ wrong with being in the dance studio. Well, unless you can’t dance, then you got no business bein’ in there. I could always give you some lessons though? Not right now. No, right now I’m dealing with some things, but soon. I hope. Maybe?
chadwarlocking :
What… is that…?
Excuse me, hi. How are you? Good? Awesome, my turn now. Can you please come closer and tell me if this is facial hair on my chin?
As much as I’d sure love to help you out, I’m kinda havin' a mid-existence crisis over here? A life crisis? I feel like I can’t breathe, I- Am I breathing?
littlewolf-kara :
Have cigarettes always been this woo or is it the non-werewolf metabolism? …..Unless this is pot. I’m cool if it is, by the way.
You... You’re not a werewolf anymore?
interview-with-a-dave :
So why do chemists call Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
Because if you can’t Helium or Curium, you Barium! … No? Too dark for a Monday, 9AM? I’ll go back to the drawing board. You know, gossip spreads fast in that teacher’s lounge and I do not want to go down as the guy who traumatized his students.
I- Um... I don’t think I get it?
This ain’t something we’re gonna be tested on, yeah? I don’t really get the elements and stringing them together all nice like that don’t really help much. No offence, sir. I mean- I just- The fact the good Lord didn’t give me the sense he gave a goose shouldn’t reflect back badly on your teaching. Your teaching is heavenly. It’s- I- Woo boy, is it hot in here? They should put the heat down, it’s practically summer. Gosh, what was the question?
stormscarlett :
Does this town seriously have fourteen knick-knack shops and one hardware store? I guess with a name like Kreagan Valley I should’ve expected it.
Anyways, can someone give me actual decipherable directions? I can’t take more than three lefts without ending up back in the same place.
I actually kinda like the knick-knack shops. They’re fun and you can always find something different in all of them, but what could a small town possibly need with more than one hardware store? They all sell the same things. How many hammers do you need?
Uh... but no. I’m pretty new here, so I’m really sorry, but I can’t help you.
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drakeisnosaint :
I don’t wanna say I have favorites, exactly, but I am so attached to the dogs at the animal clinic. I would lay down my life for them.
I’ve never really been much of a dog person, but hey, if you love them and your job then who am I to tell you how to live your life?
cam-thebadass :
I’m probably just gonna… wade in a bit, actually. Why? You wanna jump in with me? You can strip down too, if you’d like, either way.
You don’t... wade into a lake. Boy, if you find us a good piece of rope to swing on in there with, I’ll do whatever you wanna. But I’m a lady. I don’t walk into water.
t-ylermanning :
Well, hello there…
Ah, see the thing was that until we were up close and personal if you will, I didn’t really see them. In their full form and glory at least. It was just a passing comment, really. No harm meant. I didn’t know she was so particular about them… Anyway, for you? I think I can throw out my plans for the whole week. What’s your favourite day, sweetheart?
Hello to you too.
Well, gosh, that’s just unfortunate. But her loss is my gain, right? Maybe you should take a moment to get right up close to my face before you free up your week though. I wouldn’t want to waste your time if there was something about me you didn’t like. Really though, that’s a tough question, but I can make myself free any day I’m not teaching my dance class.
ian-magic-son :
My oh my, aren’t you a little ball of Southern sunshine? I’m always here for the love, you gotta love love or what’s the point? Find a girl, marry her. There’s a One, sometimes several Ones… Marry ‘em all if you want to, huh? Have all the weddings!
Well then sweets, I’m about to put the Devil in you because I’m made up of about 90% tequila right now. Want to do it with the limes or just throw it back dirty like God intended?
That’s what my daddy always used to tell me. But oh, gosh! I would get married all the time if I didn’t gotta deal with the commitment afterwards. Love seems nice though, romance is nice. You know?
Good golly gosh. 90% Devil then, are you? Well, I don’t think you really can take the Devil any other way than dirty, even when receiving him from a man as handsome as yourself, but I’m down with whatever way you see fit to give it to me.
Welcome to Kreagan Valley, home of Suzanna Compton.
“I HAD NO IDEA WHERE MY HEAD WAS AT, BUT IF MY HEART SAYS I’M SORRY CAN WE LEAVE IT AT THAT? BECAUSE I JUST WANT FOR ALL OF THIS TO END.”
Something’s not quite right
Up until recently, Suzy was just a normal human girl, but she was bitten and turned into a werewolf and now she’s on the run.
Suzanna Compton was the sweetest girl in her small town in Oklahoma, just ask anyone. She was always the first to volunteer her time for any new charity work, she spent most of her days at the local animal shelter or food kitchen, and you can bet your last dollar that she would be sitting on that front pew in church every Sunday. So why, you may ask, is she here in Kreagan Valley when she was so cherished back home? Well, that would be the work of Miss Lilith Whitby. There had been an attack in Oklahoma city- it seemed a handful of people had been torn apart by a pack of wild dogs. Suzanna had went along with a few others to help find the animals and pray for the families who had lost someone. She had only been there for a few days when she met Lilith. She seemed nice enough, but there was something about her that unsettled Suzanna. She figured it was just her name that was putting her on edge.
That evening while she was heading back to her hotel, she had heard footsteps nearing behind her. Her pace quickened as panic set in. It was her, she knew it was her, but what did she want? Turning a corner, Suzanna found herself in a dead end and when she tried to change direction a wolf blocked her path. She tried to fight it off, she really did, but it caught her by the leg and dragged her to the ground. In that moment, Suzanna honestly thought she was going to die and, though she was scared, she made her peace with it. She closed her eyes and spoke an internal prayer and attempted to block out the pain of fangs in her thigh and concrete scraping her face and arms. What she wasn’t prepared for, was waking up in hospital a week later. Lucky; that’s what everyone told her she was, and at first she thought so too. Still feeling feverish and more than a little queasy, Suzanna was released from the hospital and permitted to return home, however, no amount of bed rest was going to cure her.
Her fever got worse and her parents had planned on taking her back to the hospital, but no one had the chance. The full moon came and Suzanna shifted into a werewolf. After a night she can’t remember, Suzanna woke up naked in the middle of town, covered in blood that wasn’t hers. She was the lone survivor of what people are now calling the Oklahoma Massacre; a massacre in which she slaughtered an entire town, including her family. She didn’t know it had been her at the time, so the police questioning hadn’t scared her. She sat there in her floral summer dress, her hands still tinted red and answered all of their questions, but that’s when new agents stepped in. They were from something called the Institute and she was suddenly very aware of the accusatory tone of their interrogation. That night when the flashbacks started, Suzanna was disgusted with herself. She slowly pieced together what happened and instead of facing what she did, she ran. She dyed her hair from red to blonde and didn’t stop running until she reached Kreagan Valley, Connecticut. Now going by Suzy, she has enrolled herself into the local high school and is determined to put her past behind her.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
Eighteen
Werewolf; lone wolf
Senior at Kreagan Valley High