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Text Messages 📲 Blani
[...]
Blair: Well, if you still think I'm gorgeous and sexy, I'm guessing you're not mad?
Dani: I'm not mad, no. Confused, a little bit, but not mad.
Dani: Want to explain to me why you felt the need to give my two weeks?
Text Messages 📲 Blani
Blair: Your boss thinks I’m gorgeous and sexy?
Dani: Nah, he said a girl named Blair. I added the adjectives.
acupofmatt:
April thought it would be a damn RIOT if I screen The Exorcist tonight. I’ve never seen it, so I don’t know what to expect. Regardless, anything horror-related really doesn’t scare me. So if it has a crazy bitch going all “ra ra the devil is inside me” expect a few laughs out of me. I love comedy.
Which Exorcist is this? Because there are good exorcists and bad ones. The year it was made is super important.
Text Messages || Dantana
Dani: Hey Tana
Dani: For the sake of full disclosure, the song Sorry Not Sorry wasn't written for you. I was pissed at you and let you think that, but it was written about Sam.
Dani: Before you get all jealous and think that you don't mean anything, there are dozens of songs written about you. I just can't record them. It hurts too much.
Text Messages 📲 Blani
Dani: Hey beautiful. Want to tell me why my boss just told me I gave my two weeks notice via a gorgeous, sexy woman by the name of Blair?
TEXT 📲 Dani + Matt
Matt: I'm a loyal bitch to my friends, what can I say?
Matt: look
Matt: I get it. If you told me I had to be in a room with all my exes there's only two I wouldn't want to slap hardcore in the face. So if you don't want to come for that reason, DON'T. BUT, just know you're not obligated to interact with Sam. Even if you are playing the made. You don't gotta clean her shit up. I promise. I'll make the effort to make it as comfy as possible for both of you.
Matt: I know you're not a cold-hearted bitch. You care. You're always going to care.
Matt: I KNOW YOU WOULD.
Matt: EVEN HAD A SEXY MAID COSTUME PICKED OUT :'(
Dani: How happy would me going make you exactly?
Dani: Yet I'm the one that get's subtly (except not really) trashed online. Why the fuck do I care again?
Dani: HOW SEXY IS IT?
Text Messages || Dantana
Santana: Sounds like bullshit.
Santana: We were happy when we were good.
Santana: I'm trying to get us good again by apologizing and asking what I can do to make it better.
Dani: Okay, trust is HUGE for you. You haven't ever been vulnerable with someone like you were me. I know that.
Dani: Would you still be in love with me if I walked out on you? If I just left without an explanation, without even a real break up, would you still feel the same way about me?
Text Messages || Dantana
[...]
Santana: This is really hard for me to say.
Santana: I'm sorry. I fucked up. I want to make it better.
Santana: What do I have to do?
Dani: Let me be happy even if that isn't with you.
TEXT 📲 Dani + Matt
Matt: Please refer to rule #4 please :)
[...]
Matt: fr tho Dani, I'd like for you to be here. I get it tho. But you AND Sam are my friends and I'm not gonna be picking sides.
Matt: sucks tho, I was gonna give you the role of sexy maid :(
Dani: I will never ask you to pick sides. That's stupid and ridiculous. You're too fiercely loyal for that. I just know that if I go Sam probably wouldn't, and I don't know. I want to not give a shit, but I'm not a cold hearted bitch no matter what I sing about.
Dani: Ugh. I'd rock that role. Now, you're not being fair.
Text Messages || Dantana
Santana: So wait, you want someone who's gonna put you first, but you like Blair...who won't promise you a relationship because she's putting herself first? Not sure where the sense is there, mija.
Santana: I shouldn't have walked. I should never have walked. But my fucking temper gets the best of me and so does my pride.
Santana: I'm trying to swallow that and let it go for you.
Dani: I know if Blair does break my heart, it won't be her walking out on me. It won't be her giving up on me. She won't leave me wondering what I did wrong for MONTHS. She's one of my best friends. She cares for me and respects me. You lost both of those things awhile ago and fuck if I know why. I cried over it enough hoping to figure it out. I cried wondering how someone that I loved so fucking much could just forget about me in an instant. Whether you wanted to or not, you picked Britt that night.
Dani: I KNOW YOU GET MAD, SAN, BUT FOR THAT LONG. What the fuck? Who does that?
TEXTS || BLANI
Blair: You can freak out to me any day of the week, sweetheart.
Blair: Can I take you out to celebrate?
Dani: I prefer to freak out about you. You know, gush about how amazing you are and how gorgeous you look at any time of day. It's way more fun.
Dani: Like you even have to ask. Where are we going?
Text Messages || Dantana
Santana: So Anderson's putting you first bc she's got no other options left and that gets your motor running?
Dani: Poking holes at Blair isn't going to do anything put make me want to shove a chancleta up your ass. She's fucking gorgeous, sweet, and talented. She could have anyone she wants. We both know that. Blair shows me she gives a shit. She's honest, and even though she can't promise me much right now because she's putting herself first, she communicates with me when I ask and tries. She fucking tries, Santana.
Dani: You know what, it's not totally your fault. I shouldn't have given you that ultimatum because they aren't healthy either. I definitely have a part in that night. But fuck, THAT DIDN'T WARRANT YOU WALKING OUT AND LEAVING FOR MONTHS. You showed me what I meant to you, Santana. Your actions have always said more than what comes out of your mouth.
Text Messages || Dantana
Santana: You're not even giving me a chance to try.
Santana: You decided you wanted Paw Patrol, and now Andernerd, and for what?
Santana: I'm not gonna fight. You sure didn't. You let me walk.
Dani: I want someone who puts me first! Not someone who makes me worry about Brittany, or X, or anyone. Someone who makes me fucking secure in loving them. Well, as secure as loving someone can be because it's scary no matter what. But someone who fucking doesn't walk out and pull some stupid jedi mind shit when they expect me to chase them. Fuck you. You LEFT. I never fucking left you no matter how mad you made me, and Lord knows you could test the patience of Gandhi himself if you could.
Text Messages || Dantana
Santana: I wanted a fucking love song you twat| [DELETED]
Santana: Fuck you.
Dani: Like I just sang, I know you miss it but sorry except not really.
Dani: Seriously, you have the nerve to be mad at me after you've treated me like shit and then think that I'll just crawl back to you when you've done nothing to show me you love me except demand me back?
Dani: You had to do more than say it.
Dani: The only person you should be pissed at is yourself. Lord knows I'm fucking livid.
TEXT 📲 OPEN
MATT: All right, if you're getting this text it's bc you're invited to Harper's Murder Mystery Party/Dinner @ mine and Reggie's place on Saturday @ 8 PM and until we solve the fucking mystery Scooby-Doo style. The script and characters will be written by yours truly and maybe Reggie if her knee can connect to the wifi and can type this shit up.
MATT: I have a few rules
MATT: 1. Don't be boring and NOT make an attempt to get into character. If I so much as SEE Harper making a face that she's bored it's bc you're not doing a good job at your part. DO BETTER. IT'S HER BIRTHDAY AFTER ALL.
MATT: 2. Nobody is allowed to touch my fucking plants under ANY circumstances. I swear to fucking GOD.
MATT: 3. THE NINTENDO SWITCH IS OFF LIMITS. YOU TOUCH IT, I'M GONNA ASSUME YOU BROKE IT AND ASK FOR $$.
MATT: 4. Leave your drama at the door. The only drama we'll be doing is the drama I write up telenovela style. So no dumping coffee on heads. But wine and champagne might be permitted if it's for effect. 😉
MATT: I hope to see you guys on Saturday. Esp the actors. Gotta rack up the benefits of being friends with you js js 😘😘
Dani: Matty, this sounds amazing, but do you really want me going?
Dani: I'm almost positive Sam will be there, and well, that could be an awkward shit show.
Text Messages || Dantana
Santana: I am until you write a song about me.
Dani: Didn't you want one? I could have sworn that was part of the reason you were all jealous and butt hurt over Blair at BOTB.
Text Messages || Dani and Mae
Mae: oh yeah! for sure! turning pain into art, it's the best thing to do! and even therapeutic!
Mae: served VOCALZ. LOOKS. UGH. MY WIG FLEW!!!!
Mae: show me love and appreciation pls and thanks
Dani: It's really the way to go. I don't know why I didn't do it sooner. I guess I was too scared of other people's feelings getting hurt. But, after getting dragged publicly and treated like shit, well, I'm done caring more than others.
Dani: I will always show you love and appreciation, goober.