A Liveblog of Sorts.

My name is Adam, I will occassionally liveblog Homestuck so I don't get hunted for sport. I also have very dry humour so if I say your fave looks like a twink, thats not on me. My personal: @adamaski Im not necessarily going in this blind, ik characters and ships but idk plot

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Hey prob gonna stop the liveblog here, as in general, I have not been feeling up to it for the past few months both mentally and physically, not in the greatest space right now and dont think I will be for a while, and I think I want to continue reading homestuck on my own. Not that I am disinterested, like it really seems interesting but its hard to keep a liveblog active and schedule myself as such when Im just kinda messy in general. I’ll be sorta liveblogging hs on my server to my friends there because at least they can get a gist of what I think and my process and reactions. But yeah, Ill leave the blog up but wont be continuing it. Sorry all, been fun while it lasted! Peace homies kiss kiss mwah

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Hope you feel better soon! We'll be here when you're ready :)

Aw beans, thank you

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Update (3)

Speaking of Discord, here’s some things that were discussed recently that may or may impact future liveblogs with the information I now hold:

- Lord English is a beefcake and the fact that all of you hid him from me is crime in itself

- Dirk has a very very nice sprite for that game where you can date the characters

- Everyone found out I was a gemini which led to everyone telling me my troll was sollux, which then led to me completing a test, which then led to my results being prospit and prince of doom. I feel thats information that should be shared here because after the amounts of text I got from Discord concerning the personalities and relatability of all the claspects, I feel homestucks like knowing this stuff. Literally, its DnD. Anyways apparently now I’m chaotic, borderline narcissistic and kill death with death or whatever that means, honestly I still dont really know what any of that means, but that sounds cool asf anyways. Also my friend made me a sprite. Forever grateful.

- Theyre all telling me Im strider kin, I have no idea what to do with this information

- They showed me Karkalicious

- And Davekat but thats only because we have a davekat crew on there who never shut up (dw youre all doing great, I love the copious amounts of fanart the art channel gets sometimes)

- Apparently me saying Bro was hot constantly without knowing what he did during the abuse caused others to ask me if I really wanted to know, which I then said yes, now I know Bro is the most bastard but hes also still hot

- Im on a mission to capture Dirk Strider in the character spawn claiming game we have. This is irrelevant to everything, but I am determined and desperate. Ive already collected so many men, might as well add Homestuck to the list

Yeah thats all I can remember really

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Hi, Im gonna prob not liveblog for a bit, maybe for a week or two? Smth like that. 

Yeah.

My mental state is really not good enough to be making jokes right now, nor am I focused enough to actually read and try to understand plot

Anyways, doesnt mean Im not staying off from media so Ill still post on my personal/be on discord for the time being... as I always am

See ya

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Homestuck Day 13 ------ part 3

Yeah, get with the FUCKING program

Rose: My mother HATES me

The mom in question: Puts a gift her daughter got her on a plaque and bronzes it because it means a lot to her and she doesnt want it to lose its value

Rose: Like I just dont get WHY-

Yes. Im sure shes turning it on and off downstairs as you try and sleep to spite you, Rose, not because she may be lonely in a large house so the comfort of the gift you got her reminds her she’s not alone or some angsty shit like that

Arent you a mighty fine specimen?

Im finding a pattern here with the kids

Every kid who has a kinda nice decent parent (flaws yes but still not as bad as abuse), ie Rose and John, has been saying they hate their parent, and their parent hates them

But the kid with the ACTUAL bad abusive guardian, has been saying his brother is just SO COOL and the best person ever

Thats sad. Honestly.

Im pretty sure your mother just enjoys the fact that you used your gift. Not that it has been “sabotaged”. When my sister used to have dolls, she would normally style them up with these crazy hairdos she cut herself, and drew on the faces with markers in place of makeup. Yet, our mother was always happy with the fact that she just appreciated the gift no matter if she maimed the doll itself. Since my sister creating joy with the gift was more important than the money spent on it.

But anyways, who am I to talk

Shes had FOUR BOTTLES????

Oh boy

While I am gaping about the fact she had 15k to spend on a frame for her daughter yet somehow can’t and can only state how sweet that is

Oh fuck

Rose either called her mother a rodent, or an aggressively assertive woman and jesus... imagine hearing that from your kid who you had put up a 15k framed painting they did for you on the fridge

While I dont like the alcoholism, the mom must be so patient to just see the word “shrew” on her fridge directed towards her and rather than call Rose on it, went “she must be out of w’s”

Rose: You know what this is missing?

*takes out a knife*

Rose: :)

God it never ends

Sometimes you gotta remember theyre 13 and let them enjoy the small parts of life

Im glad we’re seeing this side of Rose honestly, brings more to her character than the “strict professional friend”

OCD be like that, my friend

Rose would be an incredible villain if she ever decided to be one

It is the oblivious woman who has no idea she’s mid-war with her own daughter

Sometimes when youre a single mother, these things are just comforting

Not like I would know what being a mother would be like

Let alone a woman 

But hey

Jesus fuck

Rose is the most extra person in this comic and Dave Strider is right fucking there

At least the staff didnt go up your ass or anything, could have been worse

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Homestuck Day 13 ------ part 2

And that, kids, is on psychological trauma

Do you think there’s something concerning about the fact that Dave has to talk to every puppet he comes across?

The selfie is really selling you, I love them

Horton hears a lying ass bitch

Ive never seen a character mention a character so much in my fucking life. Like Dave has not even MENTIONED Rose at any point, nor Jade, but John? He comes up every fucking time

Dude is FIXATED

Oh god, there was MORE

How is that?

How did.

You know what yeah sure, lmao loser no wonder that shit was embarrassing yo

Im sure yelling “FUCK OFF” can do wonders when a bird came into your room, specifically to take away the disks. CONVENIENT. Actually, start thinking its all a ploy, Dave. Im just saying. That doesnt happen on the regular

God imagine being around the dinner table, your siblings are annoying you and you yell stop at the top of your lungs and a knife you were holding starts flying out towards their heads

Yeah, that sure would be fun

Dave after realizing he fucking impaled a bird and got it out of his window:

Man these’s kids sure know how to break glass

Okay yeah, close enough reaction actually

Im pretty sure its dead Dave like, there’s no going around it. The bird made X’s as eyes. Shit means DEATH

Okay thats not a dead bird, why you giving me a psyche before I even get to read the long ass paragraph below?

Dave: The bird died.. but thats okay because Sburb died with it so amen to that

They say the bigger the house, the bigger the dic

Did I... Did I fucking read that right?

20 feet tall???

Youve got to be fucking joking

I mean. He is hot. Id get down with a 20 foot wizard

Rose you hate everything, of course you’re going to hate the 20 foot tall hot wizard man

Listen, do you see me putting a 20 foot tall Chuck e Cheese in my living room? Do you?

Hmm I wonder whats important in this room???

Could it be...

The monochrome chair?

Or the monochrome umbrella?

Maybe even one of the monochrome wizard statues?

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Homestuck Day 13 ------ part 1

Okay now back to the actual comic that isnt a dog getting their dick sucked

Tis the infamous murder husbands or something

I would

Have done

Tabletop games get wild sometimes

Well thats what you fucking get for having a secret man cave in the sewers

Aight

Someone needs to go to therapy

This one isnt even trying to be subtle

And youre all making me suffer through 8000?

I think I drew the gay card the moment I read Dave’s desperation to seem cool to John which was within 2 sentences of knowing him

So is Dave denying Rose or is he denying himself?

Shes having fun with this, and I cannot blame her

Dave: Gay? What? Nonono Im not into guys

Also Dave:

 Be careful, your emotions slipped out a little there, Dave. Can’t let others know you care

Me @ all who said Dave kin on the discord:

Anyways he’s a loser, why are you saying I give off vibes smh

1. Dave stf

2. Yeah thats about it

A perfect excuse, amirite, Dave?

Aw, his soft side is showing

Pretty sure thats going to come back in the future and its going to be a touching moment of “I promise u Id fight for ur life” or some shit like that, I’ve seen enough movies to know

Rose: What would piss off Dave the most today? A remark on his sexuality? Chastising him over John? An extensive vocabulary? All three?

Me after a bad trip to Taco Bell

Are you for real telling me I could have played some music but since the flashes dont work anymore, I cant???

You sure know how to pick them, Dave, kid’s now messing with your brain and making you reevaluate your love for apple juice into thinking its PISS

Why am I not surprised he has sword kind?

Also I keep on reading kind as kin

So..

This is only the start of what I think is the puppet fucking onslaught I’m about to witness, huh?

Gonna open the living room door and see a puppet getting pegged on the couch and Dave’s gonna be like “woah thats hella sick dawg haha” and we’re all going to be concerned for his wellbeing

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I lied.

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u got that donkey kong

He’s sexy and it’s a bop. What more do you want from me?

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Your name is ADAM RATBOY. You have a variety of INTERESTS, such as THE DADDY SMURF MOVEMENT and BEING HELLA GAY. You are known to occasionally be RELIGIOUSLY INSENSITIVE. You enjoy listening to MEME MUSIC, especially U GOT THAT | DONKEY KONG VERSION, which you consider to be THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT. You have WRONG OPINIONS on how to refer to CERTAIN FIZZY LIQUIDS. You also have a tendency to send REALLY CURSED STUFF to your friends. You are a HOMESTUCK CHARACTER.

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Adam is a 4-letter name, just like John Rose Dave etc. YOU could be a Homestuck character.

Maybe I am and you’re all in my own little simulation

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i like adam

😳

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good

Good.

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You know what.. SBAHJ isnt bad

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Adam is the straightest

I’m the frattiest bro you’ll ever meet