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Guess who made the cast for Macbeth!

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Work from home, but keep it cozy! Keep it on-brand! Paladin: Oath of Customer Service

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One of my fondest memories was giving my PCs an actual 80s van and they went *feral*.

Like, “No, the quest can wait. There’s a mall nearby and I now have to buy leg warmers for my character because you did this and you can only blame yourself,” feral.

I did. I did blame myself. And I was *damn proud of it*.

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D&D Player Options, but none of you silly conventions:

Dwarves: No hair. Anywhere. Not even eyelashes. Nope. Just angry, hard-boiled eggs.

Elves: Clumsiest people in the world. Slobs. Fingers always shaded orange from artificial cheese dust.

Halflings: Unlucky. Can’t hide easy. Why? They glow. They are always surrounded by a neon glow.

Dragonborn: Just humans who, from birth, are gifted with an extensive, pervasive, and all-encompassing knowledge of dragons. Which don’t exist. At all.

Half-orcs: World’s. Greatest. Scientists.

Aarakocra: Only variants are pigeons, turkeys, geese, and the rare swan.

Warforged: Need to be recharged every night. Can only use one specific type of cable to charge. Only one artificer company makes the proper (and overpriced) cable. They complain and sometimes won’t charge when you use a third-party cable. Constantly needs to return to town for software updates, which seem to degrade their functionality. New Warforged are always being created EVERY. YEAR. New ones ALWAYS have improved features. Must sign contract with actual devil to upgrade.

Humans: Can only level in non-fantasy classes like Accountant, “Spicy” Accountant, Mall Cop, Lobbyist, or Carnival Ride Operator.

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This is, without a doubt, my favorite D&D supplement of all time, and I recommend it to everyone I know just so they, too, can experience the joy of giving a player a Fanny Pack of Holding.