Adam

I couldn't care less if you followed me or not

[bestfunnypost]

[pickleparades]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

[marstheworld]

This is the best brown eyes positivity i’ve seen on this site

[kfctwix]

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[mycheeto-deactivated20171112]

lmao

[frie-nds]

LONDON BABY!

[wnq-anonymous]

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Farrah Gray (via wnq-anonymous)

[boredpanda]

Creative Cakes That Are Too Cool To Eat

[quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks]

really pretty, but also could be called “Creative cakes that are 90% fondant and thus uneatable.”

[estasfuera]

“A little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side, A little bit of Rita is all I need, A little bit of Tina is what I see, A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of Mary all night long, A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

[mi-shellvp]

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

[siouxzie-queue]

You know you sang it in your head.

[tschaikovsky]

oh my gosh

[octopussoir-]

[klefable]

[triliv]

~ 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[amyfarrahs-deactivated20161015]

[repulsion-gel]

[tittily]

[alluringabyss]

Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

[gingersnapwolves]

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

[heartofarden]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I SAW THE MOVIE

[was-deathsyoungerbrother-deacti]

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

[deleting-pls-follow-at-damolier]

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

[deltablogsthings-deactivated201]

WORK, DAMNIT!

[nightskyandfallingstars]

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK