Okay, so the event is in two and a half hours…
I swear to god, if out of every character, Ash somehow doesn’t get rescued. I will be simultaneously laughing my ass off and beating the shit out of a pillow. HE IS NOT LEAVING US FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH CONFUSED AND SCARED AND MAKING GOREY HEADCANONS AS TO HOW HES BEING TORTURED. I swear, if he hasn’t been tortured, I will be upset.
Also, people out here getting upset when their cubitos take an L like Ash hasn’t gotten a single good thing since Week 1… The difference in headcanons as well, ppl making Katie a fed experiment to have more of her, Ash and Don as tragic siblings, while we were fucking Ash up in headcanons about what happened to him and we got given that his eyes were BURNT OUT WITH CRYING OBSIDIAN. And we loved it. You can tell when communities are in a new environment because Ash doesn’t like when his characters are happy much. He has to give them some fucked up backstory, like with Flight SMP, where he’s literally a comic relief, he made his character an illiterate priest who was actually in a cult and burnt down his church and he just did a ritual and got sent to Hell and had his soul stolen maybe and most people hate him now. Like girl, you did not have to do that. And if you think q!Ash has had it bad, OH BOY K!ASH IS A WHOLE BEAST.
Just saying, it’s funny to see people panic about every other character as an Ash POV because oh boy he’s never happy. And we bully the shit out of him lovingly. Like the only reason I want him to get rescued is because I know we aren’t getting shown more experiment lore for a while and so if he’s in their custody he won’t stream. That’s it, if he’s would show us, I would be begging that he wouldn’t get rescued for weeks just for him to get tortured every stream for us to cry about until it’s over and we start making the angst edits and artworks and fanfics. We thrive for the angst in this house, I want to see him cry and have a panic attack like k!Ash did, or an existential crisis like k!Ash, or to start hearing things like k!Ash… okay I just want k!Ash levels of suffering again please.
I want q!Ash to have the same ending as k!Ash, with a happy ending rightttt at the end, like the literal end. No happiness before that please, make sure he is a sopping wet cat until the final minute please. The fact that Ash has told us that the ending is a hopeful one is already is like… ehhhhhh but does it have to be? Ngl, since the first month I wanted him to die, but I guess that’s not very hopeful. ALSO GIVE HIM POWERS, GIVE HIM UNIQUE THINGS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEE I NEED THIS MY REGIME KINDA EMPTY.
The Regime needs more members, I hope the new additions join the Regime as there literally being 2 members that aren’t Ash (Katie is a wild card and YD probably wouldn’t be able to play enough) his desire for a family and the whole “The Regime is probably something that was implemented into him to stir problems to separate the people” isn’t very helpful when the most active member is Don, who might have a character arc and choose Ash first, but let’s be honest that’s unlikely. I know Ash has Ewron, Foolish, Tina, and Juan when he comes back into the story, but man I need his family to be the Regime so badly. I need his character to reclaim the concept of the Regime and what it was meant to be from the Federation so badly.
If he doesn’t kick ass in Purgatory 3, I’m kicking his ass. We are kicking his ass bro, yes we. We did not gas you up for how well you’re going to do in Purgatory to not win it, fuck you. Also, for the month off, Ash needs to play Flight, I need to see tf!Squidswag make up and out.
I just thought about something, what if he just escapes himself. Like Quackity and whoever else pulls up, and Ash and them stumble onto each other in the hallway or something. It would regain so much lost aura, holy peak idea Ash pleaseeeeee.
TOMORROW TRUST
okay so maybe it doesn’t make sense for quackity to save him BUT CMON HE SAID HE WAS GONNA STREAM TODAY ;-;