I'll come up with a better title later.

LMAO REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS LOWKEY LIT BACK IN 2014

[chill-ip]

How many chromosomes do u have?

idk why I’m answering this years later but

[hyperchlorite-deactivated201811]

Big ADHD mood

[scottandhiskind]

Big anxiety/depression mood as well

[notinlove]

[frogmoss1]

a mature Ellen the Generous weeding out the weak clones to ensure that only the strongest take up the mantle

[irtaze]

Spongebob Squarepants: Squid on Strike

Standing at the concession

Plotting his oppresion

[balamist]

staff: our bot is very reliable

tumblr bot: 

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

[hotvampireadjacent]

all the people on the left are calling me slurs

[nickfuckface]

[nickfuckface]

AHGDGHDFJHKHFGGF????

[nickfuckface]

If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..

[gear-adrift]

Tumblr HQ, apparently.

[wide-awaaaaake]

Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.

TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.

Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience

[bollymusings]

Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.

[arubbishmedic]

It became necessary

[mckaytriarchy-2-deactivated2018]

WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.

[exerian-deactivated20181214]

I will have to check on these.

[ratliker1917]

ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app

[bimbinis]

unfriendly reminder that one of the tags they wiped out completely since the ban from App Store was the top surgery tag. yknow, a tag that is Very important for trans men and 9 times outta 10 doesn’t count as NSFW

[degeneratepai]

[3von]

Me: *Posts picture of a stick*

Tumblr: IS THAT A DICK!? BOOKEM BOYS!!

[joshpeck]

staff when you post the word “titty” after December 17th, 2018

[mobpsycho100]

[staff]

Coming soon: Money from your Tumblr

On Thursday, we’re going to introduce ads on Tumblrs, so that later this year people can start making money from their blogs.

Tumblr is a place where brilliant, creative, funny, impossible people shape culture. Some of you have even turned your passions into jobs: book deals, music careers, paid gigs with the Creatrs program. Now, (soon!) that opportunity will be available to any eligible Tumblr—poet, musician, fan artist, and misfit weirdo memelord alike.

Some things you’re probably wondering:

Do you have to? Good question. No, you can turn off on-blog advertising in settings if you’re not comfortable with it.

When? Who? How? How much? Also good questions! We’re still working out the details of the partner program but as soon as we have details to share, we’ll make announcements right here on trusty Staff. Just so you know: You won’t be able to make money until you register for the program—which is coming soon.

Okay, cool. Ta ta for now!

[wunkolo]