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adara-the-fierce

A week away and it still smells like shit.

simply--cecilia

I will definitely come again tomorrow.

adara-the-fierce

-snorts- You just can't stop can you. You sure are persistent for being so perpetually single.

#he's going for the aDs #-insert miley reference here-#she essentially just called him a cat lady man

adara-the-fierce

A week away and it still smells like shit.

simply--cecilia

I’ll make sure to be there then. Ruining a beautiful wedding is on everybody’s bucketlist, right?

Yeah, sure, Adara. So it looks like you haven’t changed at all. That’s amazing, you know? Are you still afraid of heights? {His shy smile broadens into a grin.}

adara-the-fierce

-rolls her eyes at his ignorance- Yes, that's why you should ruin it. -her eyes narrow- I don't know how to answer this either without asking for trouble. Why do you ask anyways? You're making me nervous with that grin of yours.

adara-the-fierce

A week away and it still smells like shit.

simply--cecilia

Oh please, I wasn’t that drunk last night. If I was, today’s hangover would have me looking almost like you.

Gods, like that one week of hell — no offense to Lord Hades — we spent in 2013 last year? They don’t even have the Village set up yet. But that’s no wonder, I remember distinctly that Mr. Valdez is just as off-the-ball and crazy in these times as he is in… our time. Is there even anything to do around here? Anyone?

adara-the-fierce

-glares before cracking a grin- I do kind of resemble a drowned rat today. My hair just wouldn't work with me. But every bad hair day can be remedied by a spa treatment as I always like to say.

Oh gods, tell me about it. It's especially weird when uncle Leo tries hitting on you and you're just like 'no not even in your dreams.' Hm. Things to do are limited, everything is in Manhattan. However, the men. Bellisimo! I just can't get over the fact that some might be related to mom or dad or are even their age. Speaking of parents, nobody knows we're from the future so mom was talking to me about this guy she wants to bang essentially and I just about barfed. If you had any decency you'd avoid any contact with the rents as much as possible.

adara-the-fierce

A week away and it still smells like shit.

simply--cecilia

Feeling dirty here, love? There’s a quick solution to that, you know, and it’s called the showers. With me.

adara-the-fierce

I'm always down to get dirty, but I already had to shoo Cillian away from the showers for my turn, I can't handle yet another grease balled pig. Sorry. But come again tomorrow, I hear vending starts early for dryad husking.

#whoopsy

adara-the-fierce

A week away and it still smells like shit.

simply--cecilia

{He starts laughing nervously because let’s be real it’s never clear when Adara is joking or not} Congratulations to the happy couple. Damn Cillian for getting there first, right?

Yeah, I figured you guys all went a dangerous quest together or something. Um… thanks.

adara-the-fierce

-winks at his confusion- Honey, I would never lower myself to the standards that Cillian presents. I like my men tall, tan, and handsome. Hey, you could always speak up during our vows and protest your undying love for me!

Quest? Oh, no no. I would never voluntarily go on a quest with Cillophile. I don't trust that creep alone with me. Not even for all the drachmas in the world. -grins- You're welcome. You should own it. -flips her hair- Good looking people have to acknowledge their assets or else who will know?

#oh god

adara-the-fierce

A week away and it still smells like shit.

simply--cecilia

I’m definitely not the one here who basks in the attention from whoever is willing to give it. And look at you with Cillian’s pick up lines in your back pocket, along with who knows what else… a broken condom? Or four?

{Cadie breaks out into a grin and pulls Adara into a tight hug} Where the fuck have you been, bitch? And while we’re on that topic, where am I?

adara-the-fierce

Ouch, hitting below the belt. And I do not bask, I tan. After all, grandaddy Apollo only wanted the best for his prettiest and smartest granddaughter. -makes an angel face- And honey, I know you like to hide what you and cillian do in the bedroom, but I think you're confusing facts with last night's romp in the barns.

-hugs her tighter and laughs- We're in Ratchetville, Population: Parents. Welcome to 2014. Home of hobos and sluts alike. You know how long I've had to go without a good fuck? All I can imagine is how old these people are in our time and how saggy they've all gotten.

#me too bro #god i love their bitchiness

adara-the-fierce

A week away and it still smells like shit.

simply--cecilia

The better question is how come you’re here?! We thought you ran away.

Does that mean Cillian and Bianca are here too? Holy shit, Adara, I missed you like hell.

adara-the-fierce

Oh, you know, I ran away with the love of my life, Cillian. -holds out her hand and wiggles her ring finger- Cillybadger and I are engaged. Trust me, I have no desire to be in this shit hole. At least at home I had my room.

And sadly yes, Cillian is here. However, I haven't seen Bi-Bi-Bye. Is she missing? She probs found a new man to latch onto. -hugging him again- I missed you too, Jakey. But then again who wouldn't miss a hunka-hunka burning man candy from their life.

#no shame #turn down for vhat

adara-the-fierce

A week away and it still smells like shit.

simply--cecilia

You’re ridiculous if you actually think this place will ever change. Scratch that — you’re ridiculous no matter what.

adara-the-fierce

Says the one who let's Cillian -imitates the actions on Cadie- climb up on you and drool over your every word. -in a cillian voice- Hey. -wink- How you doing. Are you a gas because you've got my lead pumping.