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natwhitehill:
Nat lets out an entertained scoff after the stranger’s comment. “Who the fuck can afford that shit?” He adds, sarcastically. With one headphone still streaming into the ear opposite the side the other man is sitting, he lets his head nod up and down. Feeling the need to make conversation, Nat speaks again; “You live on the Southside?” He inquires, as that’s where the train was headed.
“I bought a monthly subscription once.” Adam blurts out in a voice that’s all seriousness, like he’s coming clean about something way worse than paying for porn. He doesn’t even know why he’s bringing it up because the guy is a complete stranger, but he seems like a chill dude considering the way he reacted earlier so Adam just goes for it. “It was a Sunday afternoon, I was super hungover and I thought– fuck it! I’m gonna pay for porn this month, ‘cus you know, I want that high res right in my face. So a few days later, I’m out grocery shopping and my card gets declined. I call the bank, and they’re like 'there’s been a suspicious charge on your credit card’ and basically I had to tell this chick on the phone that the suspicious activity was in fact me, paying for porn. Right there in the grocery store.” he says, a small grin forming on his lips. “And yeah, I live on the Southside. I just got off work actually. What about you?”.
aleahk:
“I have to ask for a favour… Apparently my niece downloaded this app called Tinder. I’ve heard of it, which is why I made myself specifically clear that she don’t install it given my very recent divorce and I woke up to some disgusting pick up line in reference to a long, thick… item — oh, and there’s a picture attached. …….I haven’t opened it yet.” She smiled, hoping the other would understand she was asking them to open and delete the app from her phone.
“Hm?” Adam swung his head up, staring at the woman in front of him for a moment before curiously peering at the brightly lit screen. “Ugh. You know what I do when I get messages from creeps like this? I send back a photo of a chopped up sausage or banana or– well, it can be any phallic-looking thing, really. A plain and simple ‘LOL’ could also work. Here, lemme show you.” He took the phone from her hands and started typing out a message. “I had to zoom in to actually see what you got there. Ha. Send. There you go. Bruise his ego. He’ll leave you alone for sure.”
— ✘ [ imessage adam/joey ]
joey: okay, good coz i wasn't going to bail you out of jail
joey: I'M NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE ADAM WTF?
joey: it was recent, btw. like a few months ago or so
adam: whoa nobody said you were!!!! relax big guy
adam: on a different note, do you think i'd be able to survive prison
adam: i feel like it would be the ultimate test of masculinity
adam: like if you're able to survive prison completely unharmed, you're one badass motherfucker
— ✘ [ imessage to dill ]
dill: i mean yeah when you look at it THAT way
dill: but then you'd also be using him, no?
adam: yeah but i'd still feel dirty
adam: if there wasn't sex involved, then maybe
adam: idek why we're talking about this
adam: what r u doing
— ✘ [ imessage to alex ]
alex: Did you think that was funny bc it's not
adam: whATEVER
adam: how's it hanging?
— ✘ [ imessage to max ]
max: it's ur life
max: it's now or never
max: u aint gonna live forever
max: i fell asleep at 6pm after watching like 5 david attenborough documentaries in a row so i missed it :( but obviously i had a wild night too
adam: so motivational~
adam: lmao that's so sad
adam: sorry
adam: if i stop by the bar some day will you let me buy you a drink
— ✘ [ imessage to riley ]
riley: i once dated a 25 year old when i was 18
riley: so i won't judge you for it but idk about everyone else
adam: tbh i just don't want people to think i'm a sicko perv
— ✘ [ imessage to jaiden ]
jaiden: well... you were close.
adam: sigh anyway
adam: how's it going buddy?? it's been awhile
— ✘ imessage to luke skywalker
luke: if youre fucking asking this then maybe u shouldn't do whatever it is that you're thinking
luke: do i even wanna know what is this about???
adam: whoa hey there
adam: yes it's nothing illegal pls just hear me out
adam: i had to take one of the dogs to the groomer last week bc apparently that's part of my job now ??
adam: anyway i met a girl in the waiting room and we started talking and basically she ended up giving me her number
adam: we've been texting back and forth and she keeps dropping all these hints like asking me what i'm gonna do today and being all like "oh i'm just curious, i'm off work and there's nothing to do :/" or like "i really want to go see this movie!" etc etc you get it
adam: but she's 18?? i really thought she was in her 20s when she gave me her number bc she looks AT LEAST 20
adam: and she's actually funny and i wouldn't mind going out with her and she said she's fine with me being 24
adam: but i don't want people to think i'm a loser who trolls for high school jailbait because i'm REALLY NOT
adam: idk i just thought going on a date would be nice bc u know it's been a while
— ✘ [ imessage to alex ]
alex: How about: if you have to ask then it is socially unacceptable
adam: okay...
adam: thanks
adam: so what's crackalackin pimp?
— ✘ [ imessage to lainey ]
lainey: ok but like......how legal?
adam: 18......
— ✘ [ imessage adam/joey ]
joey: dude, i've had 10 years difference
joey: is she 18 at least???
joey: cause otherwise, it'd be a problem
adam: yes she's 18!!!! i'm not an idiot
adam: ah ok
adam: but how old were you when you met?
adam: i mean there's a HUGE difference if you met when they were idk 12 and you were 22
adam: compared to when they were 22 and you were 32
adam: u feel me????
dahliahuang:
Dahlia just wished she had some bourbon in a flask to take the edge off. Last thing she wanted was to have someone look at her with judgy eyes. “Alright, hear me out —- I know it might sound weird but… do you have any idea how I’m supposed to do Princess Leia buns and have them stay up all day?”
Adam was splayed out on her couch, head propped up on a throw pillow and tv remote in one hand, zapping aimlessly between channels. “Are they having a costume party at the day care center? Honestly, I think she’d make a better Ewok.” he replied as he lifted his head, sudden interest replacing the bored look on his face. "We could make a spear out of cardboard."
natwhitehill:
Sometimes, the shit that happens to Nat makes him question his sanity. Missing the first train to the auto shop where he worked and ending up without his own seat, sharing with a stranger, by the time the second had arrived was one of those things. King of exaggeration, he dramatically sighs as his fingerless glove covered hand wraps around the metal pole next to him. But, today something happens to cheer him up. A fumble from a man sitting next to him yards away from him causes the stranger’s phone to fly from his fingertips and land at Nat’s combat boot clad feet. He leans down to pick it up for the other, immediately taking notice of the contents on the phone. He cracks a soft laugh, handing it back. “Nice choice.”
Adam freezes for a second or two as the guy next to him starts reaching for his phone, half expecting his face to morph into something of disgust when he sees what's on the display. Much to his surprise ( and relief ), the guy laughs, and Adam feels slightly less freaked out than he was a mere two seconds ago. Quickly pocketing his phone, he exhales a huff of breath that's barely a chuckle and gives the guy a slight nod. “Thanks man. Way better than a Brazzers membership.”
— ✘ Text || Brinley&Adam
brinley: You can't attract... Okay. Sure, that's it.
brinley: what I think about all of this? Christ.
brinley: is this girl at least over 18?
adam: yes of course she's legal?? please i'm not a perv