Greetings, I have been made aware that i can do a introduction to my blog. It's something I should have done years ago but I did not, Nevertheless I shall do it now.
I'm a totally normal human being, that went to a totally normal high school and doesn't eat soap, I like long walks on top of the beach completely standing with my legs that I have two of and and getting caught by the rain authorities,
They've been hunting me for 20 of your earth "years" and I find it entertaining to almost let them get me before slipping away :)
my hobbies include, hibernation in the earths crust, making a chemical reaction that converts a fuel and oxygen into carbon dioxide and water, and watching humans eat with their mouth bones, its fascinating.
the place I'm from is far hotter then where I take up residence currently, but I don't mind at all. When it does get warm I get quite sleepy and homesick.
I've been specifically interested in the creation of Gustave Brachhausen and Paul Riessner, as well as Polyphon-Musikwerke, and there fascinating abilitie to produce music out of a box with only small pieces of steel, pins and a revolving cylinder, without the use of electricity in any way, wondrous stuff humans can do.
I have over one hundred of these devices.
I also love trash, there are so many things you can do with the things humans just throw away!
Despite my lack of hair, my species is very closely related to crows and I hope to one day befriend the corvid's in my area.
I have no pets but cats are attracted to me because I have a natural fish scent.
I have a cousin that lives in Detroit, He a wizard lizard and lives right under a Dairy Queen, His arch enemy is the nain rouge because he tried to go out of his jurisdiction and mess with silver Bells, which is in Lansing and he's not allowed past Detroit after the fudge incident.
My cousin is also dating this green squirrel? I don't get it, he's like 3 inches tall and the squirrel's giant, like big as a house giant, and they're doing long distance because the giant squirrel lives up state. but if he's happy, then I'm happy.
My eyes are deep black voids (because the center of the earth is very bright) my age is infinite and my favorite food is canned sardines <3
And if you support any of the following you are not allowed on my blog :)
Though I suppose I can not control if you both support and wish to look at my blog, but know that I am in violent disagreement
Pedophilia
Homophobia
Any form of rape or sexual assault
Racism
Nazis
Zoophilia
I believe those are very basic things to despise.
(I will be adding more as I find them because humans never cease to create horrible things)
Welcome :)
