aderbzzzz

I'm Alissa 21 bitchez. Part-Time Waitress, full time lazy asshole. Sonography student. I think I'm really funny, I'm also really full of myself. <3

[samsonsmithsonian]

woke up today

still not famous

going back to sleep

better luck tomorrow

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

[direhuman]

[4gifs]

[juiicyblunts]

[jacquelinnasphotography]

[pantala-naga-champa]

this is a joke so please don’t mind my voice ha. move bitch ukulele

[aderbz05-blog]

Things like this are why I've been friends with Jordan for this many years. 

[azzstupidphat-deactivated201607]

Miss Honduras 2012, Miss Universe Honduras 2012, 

Jennifer Andrade

[carazelaya]

As the daughter of a former Miss Honduras this makes me happy. Honduran ladies represeeenntt!

[sageonyx]

LAWD

[byefelicia-chan]

Dayum~

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

when u reply to someone rude on facebook and then they delete their comment

[my-sweet-sansrival]

People of Color Be proud for your own culture,  be proud for the color of your skin, be proud for who you are. Protect & respect your own beliefs, culture, traditions, origins, & morality because those are the ones that gives color and meaning to this world.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[architags]

[jamesbanes]

we’re the millers (2013)

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[honerablerosemary-deactivated20]

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

[illinicoise]

let’s go all 

the way tonight

just love

[araragi-kun]

trust me, you want to watch this

[catoverlord]

I JUST CACKLED SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT

[deluxury]

WAIT FOR IT.

[jonjonathanjon-deactivated20160]

OMG

[humortrain]

[santa]

hey fuck you josh