A Second (secret), More Dangerous Blog

Cam. She/They. Likes and follows will come from my main blog, camillekaze . AO3: DiamondPony | Twt: onediamondpony

[adiamondpony]

Heyyyy, since i'm here now from the bird app I figured I'd let y'all know that I migrated some of my borderlands merch to my ko-fi shop including these cute rhack pins

[purpleblch]

we're really in it now

[sanzosin]

Ride wild n high!

[adiamondpony]

A piece for the collab between the inimitable @ladymdc and me - her fic can be read here

[adiamondpony]

Migrating more stuff from twitter - a companion comic to go with @championofsin‘s fic (which you can read here) for our Angel’s Dad AU where Angel and Rhys are college rivals and uh, obviously Rhys is willing to win at all costs

[adiamondpony]

Drawing these clowns was like riding a bicycle and then falling off that bicycle and then down a 30 foot cliff face

anyways this is in all the helios waiting rooms

based off this

[lalinoire]

Oh my bright morning star, who fell for daring to question him.

[adiamondpony]

Another one I hadn’t moved over from Twitter, a Black Phillip rhack AU that I still think about fondly

[adiamondpony]

My fill for @rhacktober ! I kind of grabbed across from a few weeks but primarily, a cheeky fill for 'Monster Lover' which devolved into a whole Creature of the Black Lagoon-esque/50's Hollywood AU with a fic and you can read a little snippet below!

"Jaaaack, what am I supposed to tell wardrobe?" Rhys pouted as he adjusted his now even wetter clothing into something less disheveled.

"Tsch, you're just gonna get in the dunk tank again. it'll all blend in or whatever" The smirk on the older man's lips was all too obvious as he struggled with his rubbery costume.  Wrestling with the heavy and too-hot layers of fake, scaly, monster flesh was worth the little tryst between takes.

Normally, Jack would've been more "professional".  While he certainly had earned his reputation as the Casanova of Hollywood, typically he'd wait until filming had concluded at the end of day to invite whatever bright-eyed starlet he was opposite to his trailer for after work drinks.  Drinks led to dinner, which led to "Gosh we're too drunk to drive and it's so late, let's just get a room, it'll be fun" and it worked every single time. Jack operated with impunity, no studio would turn down the free publicity of "did you see who Jack Lawrence left the Chateau Marmont with? They're filming that new Paramount project!" that the news rags could just not get enough of.

This was Jack's normal schtick, but of course it simply wouldn't work this time. 

This time was different. Rhys was different. Jack had had his share of men, that wasn't the issue, no. It might have been that he was older, he felt his star fading. It could have been that Rhys was meant to replace him, the studios were tired of his attitude and Rhys Dabney  was just enough rebel and just enough boy-next-door that he could fill the void Jack would leave behind and win the hearts of suburban mothers and daughters.  Whether desire or hatred, Jack couldn't decide but it left him with a need that had to be satiated - either by a good fuck or a good knuckle sandwich, he couldn’t tell which - but it had to be now.

[c0njidraws]

Unicorn centaur Jack! Born with a twisted horn & branded for being a ‘defect’. A cunning mad lad full of rage and lust for revenge.

Cervitaur Rhys! Rather big for his kind. Wanted by hunters for his glittery pelt and crystal antler/hoof that hold magical powers. That doesn’t stop him from showing them off though (Even after losing his arm) 

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Here's an oldie from 2019: Nisha doesn't really do kissing things better, but she can do crushing them affectionately worse. 💜 (Drawing this with terrible posture eventually put me in a world of pain, which was funny but also sort of agonising.)

[ladymdc]

Breathe In. Breathe Out.

Relationship: Handsome Jack/Rhys (~3,700 words, one shot)

Additional Tags: Rhys is Handsome Jack's Personal Assistant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angel Lives, Handsome Jack is an asshole but he's Trying™️, Developing Relationship, Protectiveness, Angst and Feels, Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, Angst with a Happy Ending

Summary:

Rhys and Jack crash land on Elpis and figure out what it is, exactly, that they risk losing.

Read it on Ao3!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Hidden secret boss level of dating: smooshing your electronic brain against a guy hard enough to sip your own thoughts through his head like iced tea, and then doing that some more until your brain feels like it’s decompiling yourself out of your eyeballs. And then cuddle.

[sf-bl]

Offloading the post archive continues… July 2020: Another WIP amnesty (contains some blood)

Me: failing to finish pics of Nisha since the second I got this iPad.

Nisha: *stabs me in the liver for pulling this shit again, and because I didn’t draw her a gun.*

[spacefall]

*Nisha noises*

[sf-bl]

After spending way, way too long drawing scenery while listening to Nisha’s idle lines: “Don’t you understand, Nisha needs that sandwich for her boss fight! Let her have the sandwiiiiich! Don’t let it fall! Jack, shut up about the stupid vaults and whether or not it’s technically ‘choking’ or ‘strangulation’ and deal with this serious sandwich situation!!!” 

Please…just, someone make Nisha a sandwich. 

[adiamondpony]

"I've got real love maybe, wait until you taste me." (x)

another old one from the bird app but I still love the concept behind it? a Los Angeles in the 70s-ish rhack AU solely cuz I like translating their clothes for different eras.

[lelelego]

smoking break

(commissioned by the absolutely lovely @endquestionmark!)