You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You and the stranger both like mistress maria.
Stranger: Hello there -Maria
You: are you... the real thing? or a fan?
Stranger: *looks down at self*
Stranger: winning the omegle lottery.
You: i know, like 1 in several thousand chance :)
You: well anyway my name is Aaron, i'm 22 years old
You: it's an absolute pleasure!
Stranger: I know a couple of subs down there!
You: i think it kinda makes sense
You: southern gentlemen and all :)
Stranger: Manners really are always appreciated
Stranger: Manners and bondage, even better
You: manners make the bondage better
You: submission wouldn't be the same without the word "please" would it?
Stranger: Nothing like "please" and "thank you" from somebody tied in knots
You: i absolutely love to be polite and nice to women
You: i want to be a good boy :)
Stranger: Do you sub in person?
You: i've never really been with anyone, to be honest...
Stranger: No shame in that!
Stranger: I was a very late bloomer
You: anyway, how are you doing today madam?
You: are you having a good day?
Stranger: Pretty good, just in bed trying out a variety of toys and waiting for my cold to heal, ha
You: got a cold? that's weird
You: i've come down with something recently myself
You: i'm better today but yesterday, ugh, it was awful
Stranger: Breathing is underrated until it's difficult!
You: haha breathing is fun! especially on sensitive areas ;)
You: so if you had to guess, how many toys do you own?
You: i'm sure you have a big collection
You: any particular favorites?
Stranger: here it's like a pop quiz!
Stranger: ball gag, ring gag, penis gag, dildo gag, cloth gag
Stranger: hitachi + attachments
Stranger: shitload of vibrators
Stranger: three pairs nipple clamps... approximately 1.3 zillion sharpies...
You: your libido is through the roof, isn't it? :)
You: i've always considered writing on myself for you, you know
You: but i don't think i could get a good picture
Stranger: it's not the quality of the picture that counts, it's the intent!
You: i'd write "Maria owns me"
You: i was thinking of writing "slut cock" with an arrow pointing to it as well
Stranger: clearly you've thought this through
You: haha well i have you and your incredibly fun blog to thank for giving me the idea
You: maybe "slut mouth" too, because my deepest desire is to have my mouth please a woman
You: that and i'm a naughty dirty talker :P
Stranger: YES DO THAT ONE YES
You: yay! i got you excited
Stranger: NOW you have to do that one because I'm all excited about it
Stranger: I mean now you'll have to. Not you have to do it right now.
You: oh oh i know, i will
Stranger: But I'll be waiting for it.
You: haha i wish my slut mouth could wait for you and your sweet juices
You: on my knees, on the edge of your bed or couch
You: willing and waiting for anything you want
Stranger: Are you jacking off?
You: i'm just eager, if you want me to quit i will
You: and you called me a good boy <3
You: this is the best day ever
Stranger: What if you knew I was naked in bed post-hitachi?
You: madam, all that matters is what you want from me :)
You: do you mind if i call you madam?
You: i've always wanted to, but i understand if you don't like that
Stranger: I prefer titles to be capitalized
You: Oh. Oh I'm so sorry.
You: I should've typed much better, knowing who I was dealing with.
You: Can you please forgive me, Madam?
Stranger: I can since you're going to send me a picture.
You: Oh thank you so much.
You: I must find a sharpie.
Stranger: Have you been following my blog for a while?
You: I'm really a curious boy. For the longest time I've wanted to do nothing but please women.
You: I'm vanilla but your blog and your kinks just... fascinate me.
You: I'm open minded, too! One day I'd be willing to try.
Stranger: You don't *sound* vanilla
You: I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you Madam. :)
Stranger: Embrace the dark side :)
You: It's not dark, it's fun!
Stranger: Kink in the sun is the best
You: Oh, and about your picture. I will indeed send you my slutty mouth, but I'm gonna be a bit more creative.
You: I'm gonna write more than what I told you. You'
You: *You're going to be very pleased, I hope. :)
Stranger: That's the spirit! I'm looking forward to it!
You: I may not be able to get it to you today, since I have to work.
Stranger: Yeah yeah, vanilla life and whatnot, understandable of course
You: Haha, so boring and drab, isn't it?
Stranger: Just don't forget.
You: For the longest time I've wanted you to notice me. This is my big chance. I'm not going to blow it, Madam. :)
You: I did do something yesterday you wouldn't like though. I got my hair cut. :(
Stranger: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Stranger: Why'd you go and do a silly thing like that? :P
You: It was shaggy and awful. My hair sucks.
Stranger: How short is it?
You: Now, it's way too short.
You: But the good news is, Madam, my hair grows back fast.
Stranger: Pullable hair is sexy hair ;)
You: I want it pulled so bad.
You: To feel nails dig into my scalp. I would just die.
You: Speaking of nails, your nails are so goddamn sexy.
You: I would find it an honor to be able to paint them for you.
Stranger: You HAVE read my blog
You: I want to make you purr. :D
Stranger: Right now my nails are pretty boring. They're the most awful mauve color.
Stranger: Needed something job interview appropriate
You: Blah. Vanilla life, huh? :P
Stranger: But I'll be repainting them tonight
Stranger: Yes and then two of the interviewers had blue nail polish!
You: Blue is my favorite color.
You: I've seen your sparkly blue nails before. Sparkly blue is just... aaaaa. So perfect!
You: I hate drab boring colors like RED. Ugh. Red!
Stranger: *glances over at red section of my nail polish collection*
You: Hahaha. I'm sorry Madam.
Stranger: You know, I was gonna paint them purple tonight anyway :P
You: Well, it's you, you'd look perfect in any color.
You: Purple is very nice too.
Stranger: I'm currently trying to remember when I posted my sparkly blue nails haha!
Stranger: You remember farther back than I do
You: Well, I don't think it's quite that, I've just given your blog a pretty thorough look.
You: I'm enamored, I won't lie.
You: Would you like to know something interesting about me, Madam?
You: I don't know if you would like this, but I get on omegle a lot. I enjoy very much talking to women on here.
You: And when I do, and if they're receptive, I'll talk dirty to them. I love to talk dirty. I do it one-way. I always talk about eating out.
You: I love to be descriptive and naughty.
You: I think I'm a slut, Madam.
Stranger: you think? You aren't sure?
Stranger: Yeah, you're a slut.
You: I'm a slut for pussy and sexy pussy juice.
You: I *need* clit in my mouth.
Stranger: Keep it in your pants, slut
You: Oh, I'm sorry Madam.
Stranger: That's not what I'm on here for.
You: Haha. I understand Madam.
You: I get out of line a lot. I can barely help myself.
Stranger: That's not a very good trait.
You: I'll improve on it. :)
You: I guess these sorts of things take time and experience.
Stranger has disconnected.
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