"Don't quit your gay job."

23, They/Them | Sideblog to totallynotadisplacer | there is no rhyme or reason, just whatever I'm fixated on

[adisplacerbeast]

Slowly writing a wingfic au for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and it simultaneously feels like torture and is the most fun I've had writing in years

[adisplacerbeast]

Feeling compelled to write fanfic for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Perry/Harry specifically) but it's scary because I have not written anything since high school. Perhaps... I'll give it a shot

[carmenell]

my favorite genre is tom cruise getting fucking manhandled

[heyyy-its-j]

[theironman]

[shrugsinchinese]

Immense gratitude

[theodegas]

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning dir. Christopher McQuarrie

[rafikecoyote]

mb: Harry Lockhart & Gay Perry

[keptyn]

[dilfgifs]

Val Kilmer as Gay Perry

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

[death2toby]

this is a gift for the wonderful @adevotedreader, an illustration for her sugar daddy!ice fic Take a Seat, Relax, Enjoy which she so generously bestowed upon me 🩷🩷🩷

[muledo]

[lasaraconor]

[mrsducky]

WYATT RUSSELL as JOHN WALKER Thunderbolts (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

More on “Zuko doesn’t know who anyone is at any given point” and “toph is NOT helping him get better”

[autisticlittleguy]

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

[from-mars-to-venus]

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters is so funny. Yeah we can’t have the Kaiju on screen a lot for budget reasons so we are going to show you the messiest family drama you have ever seen. Temporally displaced poly grandma. Bigamist dad. Generally well behaved son who’s just kind of along for the ride. Cheating lesbian daughter. Kurt Russell.