hackerchick

My AO3 ♡ My Twitter She/Her, 18+ account, RPF enthusiast

[hackerchickbodyy]

In twitter jail again

[hackerchickbodyy]

Sorry this is very embarassing but I have a new account now for those who follow me

[pilvimarja]

If you believe me to be your enemy, command me and I will gladly take my life.

[izkim]

Every Tom Cruise Role: Eyes Wide Shut | Dr. William Harford (1999)

[marisatomay]

No one:

Me: Cameron Crowe introduced Tom Cruise to Billy Wilder during the production of Jerry Maguire and Wilder spent most of the meeting negging and hitting on Cruise

[hackerchickbodyy]

Really funny thing #ForMe to imagine is Ethan telling Julia about his past gay experiences but it’s early in the relationship so he has to leave out the IMF/life or death of it all. So he’s like me and my work buddy first hooked up in a….hotel……on a…business trip……and it was Luther fucking him to calm him down in a safehouse .2 seconds after escaping a beautiful Russian assassin in a laser maze. Or it’s Gabriel & he’s all we were close in the academy but he had some jealousy issues 😞 smash cut to Gabriel shooting his ex gf dead. Cut back to Julia going waow and he was *always* on top?

[hackerchickbodyy]

between that blind item and days of thunder news i am lowkey crashing idk i need mcqruise proof of life

I definitely don't think they're divorcing (#CodependencyForever) but I wish Ben Stiller hadn't seemingly poached Broadsword. If Digger does well hopefully that opens the door for them reuniting on interesting original projects

[tomcruisecells]

tom cruise's career and he himself are such fertile territory for perversion but most perverts won't touch it with a ten foot pole just because he's in a cult. Even though his being in a cult is just another layer to it all for the wise pervert.

[daggerspared]

(then i flew over the ocean and i changed my mind)

kyoto, phoebe bridgers / top gun: maverick

[rylandgraces]

Magnolia (1999) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

[hackerchickbodyy]

[mcqruiseaskblog]

Mcqruise fic prompt...this might be a bit much but if anyone's interested...

biological regression au thing

Tom is a little and Christopher is a caregiver and it takes a while for Chris to realise (Tom clocks him quickly) and then they're cute together. Potentially some angst initially. Tom naturally slipping around him bcs he feels so comfortable, then maybe avoiding him because it's happening too easily, and then they hit a breaking point. Maybe Chris gets mad and semi tells him off like "what the hell man if you don't want to be my friend anymore just fucking tell me" and Tom instantly drops and is crying etc because he made Chris mad and Chris realises he's little. Comfort then they talk/make up.

cute, I think @hackerchickbodyy might be writing something in this area but I'm assuming it will be smuttier and maybe darker? Anyone interested in this sort of direction as well? I've seen a lot of people wanting similar stuff to this so there seems to be a "market" for it!

[pilvimarja]

They want Mach 10, let's give 'em Mach 10

[qmliberteedit]

Rebecca Ferguson as İlsa Faust in Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1

[hackerchickbodyy]

mama should get checked out because the amount of times she’s said the exact same TAPS story is getting a wee bit concerning

When you’ve been on mind numbing press circuits as long as he has sometimes you cling to a certain story or phrase like a security blanket. Like Lady Gaga’s “there could be 100 people in a room”

[hackerchickbodyy]

This Tom Cruise impersonator account roleplaying him hard launching with McQ 😭

[mcqruiseaskblog]

This is so funny....and I almost don't want any context but, is this a bot? when did this start? do we know who it is? what are their intentions? There's potential levels and implications

[hackerchickbodyy]

There’s a lot of Tom Cruise impersonator accounts/bots that exist to scam middle aged women out of their money. This is the first to add yaoibaiting to their strategy

[levamplestat]

Lestat de Lioncourt: A Summary

[hackerchickbodyy]

How to talk to short people