[rosyicns]

like/reblog

[wizardsdaily]

[19lovelymichelle]

[rubybyann-deactivated20190115]

[cwote]

it’s okay to have bad days, okay?

[dadcrone]

it’s funny when well meaning progressive types who haven’t read the bible try to be like “yeah jesus was pretty chill” when jesus was demonstrably the least chill person ever 

[watsonlove]

[adnebula]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[bandtshirt]

[lovelysuggestions]

Your soul is made of stardust and you’re my favorite constellation

[cornellyak]

[spilledpoeticink]

Why?

[fairytales-arent-real-here]

[11anothergirl11]

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.But most of all - has all the words they never said to people, all the words they couldn’t have said but should have said.

(via 11anothergirl11)

[ikwt]

Bove Milky Way over light country (Luca Cruciani) | ikwt

[v1rulence]

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[evilrashida]

[quotemadness]

But you, you’re special to me. When I’m with you I feel something is just right. I believe in you. I like you. I don’t want to let you go.

Haruki Murakami  (via shutdownthecity)