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#ms paint #doodles #comic #elf oc #elf #hes crine

i am so sick of "wooow his cock is sooooo big its the biggest cock EVER to exist EVER" bl

every single time the top pulls down his mf pants the twink ass bottom always be like "w-wow....s-s-s-so big....~~!"

oh my GOD will someone just give the top a normal cock, there are not a billion 15+ inch men in the world, where r u all finding these men, i am SO over this fantasy, it's such a turn off now

would you not like this man if his dick was 4 inches??? like all that romantic build up and its all like "w-wow your BIG FAT COCK" every sex scene like do u even like this man? does he even know how to stimulate a fuckin prostate?

AND WHY DOES THIS ENORMOUS DICK HAVE AN X-RAY SCENE WHERE THE TIP IS PRESSING AGAINST THE PROSTATE DESPITE BEING ALL THE WAY IN?? THE PROSTATE IS LIKE A FEW INCHES DEEP WHAT IS wRONG wITH UR BODY !!!! SEE A DOCTOR !!!!!!!!!

i hate it i hate it here i hate it so much i swear to god im getting so mad im about to draw my own fucking gay smut comic with NORMAL LOOKIN DUDES and NORMAL COCKS

WITH COCK DIVERSITY!!!! why is EVERY COCK the SAME SHAPE!!!!!!!! WHY ALL THE BALLS THE EXACT SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

#i guess this is my rant blog

He walked sexily, legs walking forward, his cock swinging in the walk. His cock was as long as his leg, which was still walking. His balls were like basketballs, bouncing like balls as he walked.

#author #erotica #magnum opus #real and true

my experience trying to find this alleged "old man yaoi" that fujoshis claim exists

WHERE ARE THE BALDING FAT WRINKLED MEN

#yaoi #gay #comic #doodle #bl

usually how it goes when me and my bf cook together

#comic #doodle #ms paint #gay #real and true

i've been reading a bunch of BL on webtoons, i've found a lot of gems but i'm getting so exhausted finding something that looks nice and it's another school teen romance

i'm too old for these school romances now, i'm baited by some nice art and then the description is like "Dwaieynne is a 16 year old ORPHAN at an ABUSIVE ORPHANAGE with NO FRIENDS even though he looks like a MODEL and is also actually a SLAVE until he meets Errykk who's popular and smart and really nice and likes his interests too and talks to him even though Dwaieynne is UNPOPULAR and also FAILING because he's a fucking IDIOT"

i need old man yaoi, i've grown up, i can't stand these teens and their drama born from not communicating and i can't stand how everyone looks like a model, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND ROMANCES WITH 20-50 YEAR OLD AVERAGE LOOKING GUYS WHO HAVE WRINKLES AND MAYBE ARE FAT AND BALDING

#bl #god please send me a fujoshi who knows her shit and gets so mad at me that she schools me on every old man yaoi ever #yes i know about bara and i love bara but it is usually just porn and i want more plot

where tf can you go to post original writings

i've been kind of interested at giving a try at writing again and getting some feedback, and maybe like 3 fans or something, that'd be cool

tumblr seems kind of ass for this? the UI is too clunky imo

i'm scared of tagging this so maybe some rogue lurker will give me answer while i try and research something to use

couple of orcs

i am so out of practice, my hand started cramping after 10 minutes (it doesnt help i have never held my pencil the right way)

hopefully i can keep getting inspired on here and work up that resistance again

#orc #doodle #pencil #sketch

boyfriend is telling me about huitlacoche which is a fungus that infects corn but it's edible and apparently very nutritious but in english it's called FUCKING CORN SMUT

OF COURSE NO ONE FUCKING EATS THIS IN THE USA WHY WOULD YOU CALL IT THAT

WHO IS MAKING UP THESE NAMES

#this is the same problem i have with corned beef tbh even though i know the history of why it's called “corned”#it makes me think of corn-encrusted beef which sounds so gross to me #i will discriminate foods based on their names

if u know u know

#the elder scrolls #skyrim #comic #ms paint #doodle #elenwen #thalmor #altmer #this was so stupid lmao

o yea i made this after venator got voted in

#venator deadlock #nsfw #deadlock #ms paint #doodle #celeste deadlock

inverted yamato

#yamato deadlock #deadlock #shitpost #ms paint #doodle

twitter is so fucking obnoxious, you cant do SHIT on there without it dropping to its knees and begging you to sign up to access the most basic features like CLICKING ON AN IMAGE TO MAKE IT BIGGER

social media gets to its worst point like every few years and every time i think "wow oh boy surely it can't get worse than this" and then by the grace of the devil the corpos find a way to make it worse

AND I AM NOT CALLING IT THAT STUPID FUCKASS NAME

NOBODY IS CALLING THAT WEBSITE THAT FUCKASS NAME AND ITS BEEN YEARS JUST REVERSE IT AT THIS POINT LIKE ARE YOU JOKING?? GENUINELY SO EMBARRASSING FOR YOU

so this blog used to be for a comic I called Big Bear and Little Dipper but i lowkirkuinely fell out of love with it because it felt like i was trying too hard to make it emotional so i kinda just quit haha oop-

sorry to all the former fans, it was a small fanbase but still :( but i am alive! i dont draw nearly as much as i used to though

i've been thinking for a while about making a gay comic about an elf and orc (i went into a frenzy for 2 weeks and wrote like 120 pages of story in a text doc) but i have no room to set up my tablet anywhere with this desk so i've been in limbo for a while just doodling in MS Paint with my mouse

idk! i should make a megapost of that old comic tho

its been a decade and tyleroakley is still permanently under "check out these blogs"

some things never change

i forgot i restarted this account to try and find gay comics i'd like but i got no clue where to start

how do you look for gay comics that arent about school life or anime twinks or perfect looking models because thats like 80% of them i think

holy shit im such a fucking boomer

uhhhhhhhhhhhh btw any followers i have are from like a decade ago yall might wanna make sure u still wanna be here

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