we love our day

[kindlykay]

light a flame 🔥

[adorersvt]

Hansol: I like your new pants

Seokmin: Thanks, they were 50 percent off.

Hansol: I'd like them better if they were 100 percent off.

Seokmin: The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Hansol: That's not what I meant.

Seokmin: That's a terrible way to run a business, Vernon.

Hansol: ...

[adorersvt]

Scoups: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Woozi: Do you mean literally or figuratively?

Scoups: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify-

[adorersvt]

Joshua: Hey dino, guess what?

Dino: What?

Joshua: I'm gay

Dino: ......

Joshua: ......

Dino: I thought you were American?

[adorersvt]

Wonwoo: *whispers* stay safe in the jungle and take care

Mingyu: what did you say?

Wonwoo: I SAID I HOPE YOU GET MAULED BY A BEAR BYE

[adorersvt]

Junhui, fondly: you're so small Jihoonie, you're the cutest

Jihoon: I told you I'm not fucking-

Junhui: *engulfs him in a hug*

Jihoon, muffled by Junhui's chest: *deep sigh* small

[petalsforjaemin]

Minghao insulting Mingyu, probably: You fucking gorgeous piece of shit do you know how talented you are, you good looking son of a bitch and your voice is amazing god damn it you little ball of sunshine. How dare you make me happy???

Mingyu:

Mingyu: Thank you?

[adorersvt]

Chan: Hyung, why does Jihoon hyung love you so much?

Soonyoung: Because of my sweet moves. Check this one out.

Soonyoung: [Approaching Jihoon from behind] I’m coming in for a hug!

Jihoon: I’m not in the mood to be touched.

Soonyoung: Not a problem [backs away]

Soonyoung: That move is called “Listening and Respecting”.

[thatssosvt]

Junhui: hey, Hao, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?

Minghao: sure

Junhui: [lays down cards] alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Minghao: Jun, these aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me…

[adorersvt]

Seventeen as shit my teachers have said

S.Coups: "We must sit in an unusual way to write the exam. I will call by number, in alpha order. Seungkwan you are first, enter the cave, we'll see if you survive."

Jeonghan: "Haha, joke's on you. Since I took a bath in the River Styx, I'm basically immortal."

Joshua: "QUIET. The next person to speak has detention. . . Now, does anyone know the answer to question 3? Yes, Hansol?"

"I think it's--"

"sIkE, NoW yoU've goT DeTentIoN."

Jun: "So now I have over 10 years worth of sketches of The Underworld stacked inside my house. . . I framed two of the sketches because they were so pretty. I'll probably make a patchwork quilt out of the rest."

Wonwoo: "No homework? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my two PhDs."

Hoshi: "I could do this in kindergarten."

"I didn't even know what a number was in kindergarten."

"Well, it was senior kindergarten."

Woozi: "That was a very interesting comment. You know what would make it more interesting? If you kept it to yourself."

The8: "You're going to kill your son, and God will laugh at you because you're stupid."

DK: "I finally get the number B."

Student: "So Mr. Kim broke 2 bridges?"

*CRASH*

Mingyu: "Oops."

Seungkwan: "Even I look at it and think OH SHITTTT."

Vernon: "YOLO price for 10 dollars."

Chan: "Haha, doesn't my pointer stick kind of look like nunchucks?" *continues to swing around pointer stick and make pew pew pew noises*

[incorrect-seventeen-quotes]

Joshua : Where do you guys see yourself in five years?

Jun : Winning a Nobel Prize for the best face.

The8 : A rock star.

Mingyu : An entrepreneur.

Vernon : A youtuber.

S. Coups : A billionaire.

Dino : Prison.

[adorersvt]

Soonyoung: does anyone know what a sonnet is

Seokmin: sonnet the hedgehog

[adorersvt]

Jihoon [visiting the hospital]: this brings back memories, I loved playing doctor as a child

[flashback to 8 year old Jihoon with a stethoscope and a teddy bear]

Jihoon [to the bear]: the cancer has spread, get your house in order

[queerjunhui]

Woozi: Mingyu had a lot of ups and downs. May he rest in peace.

Joshua: He died?

Woozi: not yet.

Jeonghan: He touched his butt.

[zouchu]

Mingyu: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Junhui: 420.

Mingyu: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.

Wonwoo: 69.

Mingyu: Yeah, it was 69.

[thatssosvt]

Wonwoo: would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Seokmin to Soonyoung: you stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we can buy anything we want

Soonyoung: you can stab me too, we’ll have 20 million

Seokmin: *high fives Soonyoung* good thinking, screw the system

[adorersvt]

Mingyu: What do you want for Christmas?

Wonwoo: Sincere support for my lame and utterly stupid jokes.