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Hansol: I like your new pants
Seokmin: Thanks, they were 50 percent off.
Hansol: I'd like them better if they were 100 percent off.
Seokmin: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Hansol: That's not what I meant.
Seokmin: That's a terrible way to run a business, Vernon.
Hansol: ...
Scoups: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Woozi: Do you mean literally or figuratively?
Scoups: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify-
Joshua: Hey dino, guess what?
Dino: What?
Joshua: I'm gay
Dino: ......
Joshua: ......
Dino: I thought you were American?
Wonwoo: *whispers* stay safe in the jungle and take care
Mingyu: what did you say?
Wonwoo: I SAID I HOPE YOU GET MAULED BY A BEAR BYE
Junhui, fondly: you're so small Jihoonie, you're the cutest
Jihoon: I told you I'm not fucking-
Junhui: *engulfs him in a hug*
Jihoon, muffled by Junhui's chest: *deep sigh* small
Minghao insulting Mingyu, probably: You fucking gorgeous piece of shit do you know how talented you are, you good looking son of a bitch and your voice is amazing god damn it you little ball of sunshine. How dare you make me happy???
Mingyu:
Mingyu: Thank you?
Chan: Hyung, why does Jihoon hyung love you so much?
Soonyoung: Because of my sweet moves. Check this one out.
Soonyoung: [Approaching Jihoon from behind] I’m coming in for a hug!
Jihoon: I’m not in the mood to be touched.
Soonyoung: Not a problem [backs away]
Soonyoung: That move is called “Listening and Respecting”.
Junhui: hey, Hao, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?
Minghao: sure
Junhui: [lays down cards] alright, this one tells me you’re a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Minghao: Jun, these aren’t even tarot cards, they’re just pictures of me…
Seventeen as shit my teachers have said
S.Coups: "We must sit in an unusual way to write the exam. I will call by number, in alpha order. Seungkwan you are first, enter the cave, we'll see if you survive."
Jeonghan: "Haha, joke's on you. Since I took a bath in the River Styx, I'm basically immortal."
Joshua: "QUIET. The next person to speak has detention. . . Now, does anyone know the answer to question 3? Yes, Hansol?"
"I think it's--"
"sIkE, NoW yoU've goT DeTentIoN."
Jun: "So now I have over 10 years worth of sketches of The Underworld stacked inside my house. . . I framed two of the sketches because they were so pretty. I'll probably make a patchwork quilt out of the rest."
Wonwoo: "No homework? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my two PhDs."
Hoshi: "I could do this in kindergarten."
"I didn't even know what a number was in kindergarten."
"Well, it was senior kindergarten."
Woozi: "That was a very interesting comment. You know what would make it more interesting? If you kept it to yourself."
The8: "You're going to kill your son, and God will laugh at you because you're stupid."
DK: "I finally get the number B."
Student: "So Mr. Kim broke 2 bridges?"
*CRASH*
Mingyu: "Oops."
Seungkwan: "Even I look at it and think OH SHITTTT."
Vernon: "YOLO price for 10 dollars."
Chan: "Haha, doesn't my pointer stick kind of look like nunchucks?" *continues to swing around pointer stick and make pew pew pew noises*
Joshua : Where do you guys see yourself in five years?
Jun : Winning a Nobel Prize for the best face.
The8 : A rock star.
Mingyu : An entrepreneur.
Vernon : A youtuber.
S. Coups : A billionaire.
Dino : Prison.
Soonyoung: does anyone know what a sonnet is
Seokmin: sonnet the hedgehog
Jihoon [visiting the hospital]: this brings back memories, I loved playing doctor as a child
[flashback to 8 year old Jihoon with a stethoscope and a teddy bear]
Jihoon [to the bear]: the cancer has spread, get your house in order
Woozi: Mingyu had a lot of ups and downs. May he rest in peace.
Joshua: He died?
Woozi: not yet.
Jeonghan: He touched his butt.
Mingyu: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Junhui: 420.
Mingyu: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.
Wonwoo: 69.
Mingyu: Yeah, it was 69.
Wonwoo: would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Seokmin to Soonyoung: you stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we can buy anything we want
Soonyoung: you can stab me too, we’ll have 20 million
Seokmin: *high fives Soonyoung* good thinking, screw the system
Mingyu: What do you want for Christmas?
Wonwoo: Sincere support for my lame and utterly stupid jokes.