the signs' mornings
aries: probably smashes their alarm clock w their fist
taurus: still rubbing their eyes like an hour after they wake up
gemini: the only person talking on the morning bus
cancer: has a smile on their face so constantly ppl think they got laid
leo: super confused like seriously doesn't understand what anyone is trying to tell them
virgo: really stressed abt leaving the house on time
libra: takes a long time to pick an outfit and responds to everything sarcastically
scorpio: so quiet ur genuinely scared to know what they're thinking about
sagittarius: swallows a lot and makes weird noises in the back of their throat, no one rlly knows why
capricorn: will snap ur neck if u talk too loud
aquarius: looks like a wet chihuahua
pisces: nearly cries getting out of bed, gets rlly excited abt weird ass things
