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[m3chanical-m4chinations]

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[dogpuppy]

[throathole]

I guess he didn’t like the question

[boycorruption]

do you want to hunt me for sport later

[gaycop]

fired as a porn producer AGAIN for suggesting a passion of the christ porn parody AGAIN

[segamascott]

because it's derivative smh

[segamascott]

tw horror

👻

[cryptotheism]

blew a .15 blood happiness on the breathalyzer at a sweetness checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my trunk for smiles. needless to say i went for his awesome

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[the303]

[ms-newvegas]

Have to post this favorite of mine

[dogpuppy]

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

big shoutout to baked potatoes

[sereniv]

ty

[sereniv]

i got high and thought this was directed at me and that Baked Potatoes was my new nickname

[byjove]

side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine optimization for my business?

side quests from my mom: I need you to go into my downstairs closet. There is a crawlspace behind the shoe rack. Inside the crawlspace there is a cardboard Crown Royal box from the liquor store. Inside the box there are a number of cardigans I have not worn since the 1980s, you must find the navy blue one from Talbots and check the pockets. Your great grandfather’s suicide note and art deco ruby ring should be inside the right breast pocket. Have you located it? Can you use the cypher on the ring to transcribe great grandpa’s final message?

[stevishabitat]

[theehorsepusssy]

[powerburial]

i like to pour a little dr pepper in my pockets and let it dry for my ladies who love a sweet smell

[crumb]

I once had a friend who I picked up to go hang out and she smelled EXACTLY like a Pepsi can with a little bit of soda left but when it’s been left to sit out for like days so the soda kinda dries up and gets that really strong odor of the syrup concentrating and idk the smell to me is disgusting bc it smells like old ass stale soda like the damp part at the bottom of a park trash can after it’s collected various liquids but also sat in the hot sun??? Anyway idk what the exact scent was that she was wearing but we determined I was smelling something she got from lush

[powerburial]

it wasnt something from lush that was her pussy

[eebie]

THIS TWEET

[nyanbinarygollum]

[sacred-portal]