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[willgrahamsbeard]

Moving!

Long time no post everyone. After having this blog for so many years I've decided it's time for a fresh start and so I've started a brand new blog that's gonna serve as my main blog from now on. The url is @pleasekickmeintheshins (lmao) and I'll be refollowing my mutuals so if you see this strange blank blog follow you it's just me don't worry I'm not gonna delete this blog but just sorta keep it here as an archive I'll see y'all on the flip side!

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man

[three-peach]

[555332]

[s]

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[betterthankanyebitch]

HE WENT INTO THE CLASSROOM I AM CRYI NG

[haitianvixen]

yes, it’s back

[fucklestat]

*me, shaking my girlfriend awake at 3 am* it’s pretty fucked up that jar jar is almost solely responsible for palpatine’s rise to power. and how could jar jar have gone from outcast to general to senator so quickly? if he’s really a bumbling idiot, why would he get promoted like that? and how did his speech convince a divided senate to abandon democracy and give palpatine absolute power? the only explanation is that he was using force mind tricks to further the rise of the empire. jar jar is a sith lord. are you awake emily? he’s a sith

[weloveshortvideos]

*Pulls up to stoplight and looks to left* 

[seacottagess-deactivated2016032]

me @ good cinematography: 🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀🎥👀 good shot go౦ԁ sHot🎬 thats 🎬 a good🎥🎥shot right🎬📼 th 📷 ere🎥🎥 right 🎬 there 📼🎥 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 📼 i say so 🎬 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎬 📷📹📼НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 🎥🎥🎥 🎬 🎬 👀👀Good shot

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is how the movie went right

[zombi2]

[cargifs]

[sdrgiobhjkfdlbjreiug-deactivate]

here in my gar͙̟̗̳̲͠a͓̻̬̝ą̭͉̤aA͏̳̞̦ͅA̦̰͚̼͎͎̼A̴a̮͚̝̯͖͙a͡a̟̞̳̯̳̯̰a͙͕̙͚g͕̤̘͔e͓̖ͅ just bought this uh..new lamborghini here

fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills

but you know what i like a lot more thanKNOWLEDGE! this uh..new lamborghini here but you know what i like more than my new lamborghini here

my tedex talk where i talk about this ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰᶦᶰᶦ ʰᵉʳᵉ the ǝɥʇ the ǝɥʇ t̪͖̻͉h͈̳̖̪̥̬h̤̙̮̮̮͍̠h̺͈h̭̜̺h̦͙̹͙͉̘̲hh͇̺̖̣̪̦͙h͓̩͔͈͎̭͡h͈̜h̹̮̰̩̘͓̺͜ḩ̼̞͇̼h̻̬̦̺̫͇ḫ͙̣̟̪ in fact i’m a lot more proud of the 7 new hollywood hills that i had to get installed to hold 200 new lamborghinis (silence while mouth moves) THE it’s like the buffet warren billionare says: the more you earn the more you ＤＲＩＶＥ  ＵＰ  ＨＥＲＥ  ＩＮ  ＴＨＥ  ＨＯＬＬＹＷＯＯＤ  ＨＩＬＬＳ

in fact. the real reason why i keep this lamborghini here..is the real reason i keep thisLAMBORGHNI here is that it’s a reminder, a reminder that drears still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleepin, on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only FOURTY Seven billion dollars in my bank account and only FOURTY Seven lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only FOURTY Seven hills in my hollywood account and only FOURTY Seven tedex talk where i talk about warren buffet in my TEDEXTALK WHERE I TALK ABOUT warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a LAMBORGHINI and another LAMBORGHINI and a few more LAMBORGHINIS. i found 5 lamborghinis. i don’t call it money anymore i call it FUEL UNITS. you must have enough fuel units! you must have enough lamborghinis. you must Ć͓̣̟̥Ọ̠̬͕̠̺ͅN̝͢S͓̟̤͇͔͚̙T̬͉̝̙̘̟R̫̻U̬̱C҉̲̥̬̪̜T̖͇̗͟ͅ ̖͙̥͎A̺͓̮̥̼̜̘͢DD̸̜̦͙͉I̙̺͈̰T͎̫̺͙͖͖͉̕Ì̖O͎̞N͙͕̺͜A͉L̢̤͙ ̖̫Ṕ͚̼̭̫Y̛̭̳̭̖̲̗Ḷ̳͞O̴͍̳̖̟̭̖N̸̼͕̞͔̗̟̯S̼̪͍̲̪̥͘. i’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and uh..you’ll see there absolutely nOTHING

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[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[pjo-deactivated20180501]

The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures

[goodposter]

where i want to see this

[pjo-deactivated20180501]

[victorious]

when ur professor says theres a test at the end of the week

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

[irljeangrey]

i’ve decided that i am not content to only have kinkshamed reknowned author james joyce, so i am turning my attention to other literary figures

@walt whitman this is a callout post:

wrote this:

“winds whose soft-tickling genitals rub against me”

made me read that with my own two eyes

implied the breeze is genitals rubbing against me

foisted his desire to fuck nature onto me, unwitting reader

made me think about air genitals

[emperor-of-matzah-deactivated20]

my distant cousin was a great man