As the deer panteth for the water;

Andrew Simmons. Gun for Mr. Jim Moriarty, himself. Something need fixing? Ask the boss. [Independent OC RP blog for the Sherlock universe. FC: Jason Statham. Andrew talks with a heavy cockney accent. I type this out. ] Please read the rules before playing with assassins today.

[adouillerx]

Time for a quick tour of my failings.

    Quick?

[adouillerx]

//Would you mind if I linked this blog in the network of just-call-me-king-jim? If yes, which picture should I put there? (It's okay if you don't want)Thank you very much!

I'VE BEEN GONE I'M SORRY. YES. You can definitely link this blog.

[adouillerx]

Gone Girl Sentence Starters

Brought you a present.

I prefer men who are funny, not "funny".

I would be a fool to let you walk through a sugar storm unkissed.

Time for a quick tour of my failings.

He thinks Velveeta is a cheese.

You have a world-class vagina.

Body glitter. How fancy of you.

Everything else is background noise.

I'm so sick of being picked apart by women.

I don't even know if I believe the truth.

I'd just sleep better with a gun.

This child really might save our marriage.

This man of mine may kill me.

We never really existed.

Cool girl. Men always use that as the defining compliment, don't they?

You are married to a psychopath.

Girls like a fixer-upper, but...she invaded me.

You might be the most hated man in America right now.

Come home and I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you.

I've just been mistreated for so long, I've forgotten how to behave.

You fucking bitch.

I just said what you wanted to hear.

I will make sure no one forgets the pain you caused me.

We are toxic.

You think you could ever be happy with a nice, normal woman? No way, baby. I'm it.

What have we done to each other?

[adouillerx]

I'm over here too heeey

[adouillerx]

      "Keep yellin' a' me. Your nose scrunches and i's adorable."

[adouillerx]

       "This sandwich is more  importan' than wha' you 'ave t' say righ' now."

[adouillerx]

    "Don' move."

[adouillerx]

hi guess what i'm here too

[selfiebc]

[adouillerx]

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Really?

     Why the 'ell no'?         Corrup' ya a lil' bi'.

[adouillerx]

pointclickzoom:

Two days until my birthday. Should I just make myself a cake or go out and treat myself..?

I can take ya ou', if ya wan'.

[adouillerx]

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                “It is, but I can see my breath. Though — if you’re                 offering, I’m sure I can find somewhere nice to paint.” She giggled as she skipped up to Andrew, holding onto her easel with one hand. Her other went to wrap around his arm, and Kayla beamed. Leaves crunched under her own boots, her step light against the ground.

He raised his eyebrow slightly at her attaching himself to his arm, but didn't say anything,  instead letting a small smile creep on his lips as they walked. He was taking her to his favorite place-- a clearing in the woods he'd seen a deer when he'd first come to this area of London. He came out here when he needed to relax-- clear his head. 

[adouillerx]

lipbiiter:

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"….are you staring at me?”

"Can ya blame me?"

[adouillerx]

pointclickzoom:

It is far too cold to be working outside today but you know what? I’m going to do it anyways. I’ll paint in the cold.

          .. on second thought, maybe I’ll just go get tea and sit in a cafe and not worry about painting outside today.

        "Oh, come off i'-- I's gorgeous ou'."  He stepped a few paces ahead of her, a stick snapping under his boot. He turned to face her, giving her a questioning eye brow raise.        "I'll keep ya warm if i's an issue, love."

[adouillerx]

lipbiiter:

"I think I found the perfect costume this year.”

"You did indeed--"

[rosie-huntington-blog]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham stepped out for a casual date night in Hollywood - October 12, 2014

[adouillerx]

       "Why can' ya fookin' le'            i' go. I's the way I fookin' talk."