well shit

[dogpuppy]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[teaboot]

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill

[varxne]

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[despazito]

[teaboot]

I'm crying this is so weird why would you be mad about that

[frottinq]

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

[ttnn77]

PUPPY LAMB BY ME WITH MY PC MOUSE. CLICK FOR HIGH RES

[tragicburnout]

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[veryboringca]

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[speremint]

💞The start to a beautiful toxic yuri...

AKA I wanna show off one of my favorite page sequences from My Werewolf Girlfriend, sorry

[The full comic's free here]

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[en-theos]

Well,

[sprucestairs]

perks of writing:

its fun

i can do literally whatever I want

cons of writing

i just forgot the word "passenger" and had to search for "cargo synonym referring to a person"

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[hometoursandotherstuff]