Sam: :(
Aloys: You can get down.
Sam: :'(
Aloys: I could pick you up and put you on the floor but you can literally just put your feet down it's not even high.
Sam: :'(((((
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Sam: :(
Aloys: You can get down.
Sam: :'(
Aloys: I could pick you up and put you on the floor but you can literally just put your feet down it's not even high.
Sam: :'(((((
All for Aloys
Have you ever drawn them before? If you are comfortable with it, would you post a picture?
I personally did like… twice, but honestly the results aren’t really as good as I wish them to be. My Friend Drew Him For A DnD Campain Though And I’m Still Screaming So Check This Out.
Yall go check out @toxic-lucky for more of his (my partner’s) art.
Do they have a place they can go and turn off their brain?
I’m inclined to say a warm bath because it just allows him to relax and usually he’s somewhere safe and homey. He often ends up dozing off there too.
What was their childhood like?
Rough, but happy.
What are they like as an adult?
I mean Aloys is like,,,, Aloys? Since I’ve bever really thought about him as not an adult, the question would be more “what was he like as a child” probably fghjk Anyhow, he’s a responsible adult that gives off the impression of lifting the weight of the world on his shoulder and gets very vocal about what he believes in.
Do they take criticism well?
Kind of. He’s going to get slightly annoyed and pissy but he will digest it well in the long term and try to verify it’s valid criticism. If it is, then he’ll start working on it.
Have they ever jumped out of a plane?
No, since, well, planes didn’t exist at the time.
Who do they like to make jokes with?
His friends in general.
What is something they can’t leave home without?
His revolver.
Who is someone that they rely on?
Wilhelm.
Do they liked to be tickled?
Not really but he’s definitely ticklish.
Have they ever been a sword fight before?
Yes and he's terrible at it. Sam tried teaching him the basics but... yeah. Camilla might have been salvageable, Aloys is just a lost cause.
What is a joke that they would find funny?
What most people would find funny probably? I’m not knowledgeable on what good humour is :’)
How would they react if someone broke into their home?
He’s going to grab a weapon, though just in last resort, and his first reaction is going to be to try knocking them out or scaring them away.
Does anyone make them have butterflies in their stomach?
Sam. It’s one of the things that led him to realise he was in love.
What is something that they are good at?
Shooting (in general) and trailing people.
What is their neutral expression?
He kinda perpetually have a :| face when he’s not actively smiling.
Do they like to cook?
Yeah! He wasn’t exactly good at it by any means until Sam moved in because he mostly ended up cooking up the fastest, easiest meal he could because of time constraints, but the day he found out they were terrible at cooking and would just forget to eat if he didn’t remind them, he started actively looking for ways to cook food and progressively got better.
Who would be their cuddle buddy?
Sam!
Who would cheer them up after a long day?
Sam there too! Julia and her antics bring a smile to his face a lot too.
If they had a nightmare, who would they run to?
Most likely Sam because half of his nightmares are about them dying because he's too late to do anything. They’re also pretty used to it after a while and get pretty good at helping him calm down.
What object do they care for the most?
His revolver. It’s the one thing he has to defend himself in most fights.
Do they like other people’s children?
Yeah! Especially his nieces and nephews.
Who is their ride or die?
Sam. Literally (kinda, pls enjoy my terrible joke)
Do they currently have a significant other? If not, are they going to get one later one?
He has Sam, yeah. He definitely has considered the possibility of just eloping with them at some point.
What attracts them to another person?
Honestly? Aloys himself doesn't know.
Who is one person that can always make them laugh?
Wilhelm. He has a killer sense of humour when he stops with the dad jokes.
Have they ever partied too hard and their friends had to take them home?
Never. Aloys is rather careful with drinking for plenty of reasons and he stops as soon as he gets tipsy.
What makes them smile?
Seeing someone faceplant. It’s just really funny to him. Also watching his niece go around and ramble in gibberish while he pretends they’re having a serious conversation.
Do they like glowsticks?
He’d both love and hate them because Sam probably would find a way to break one and accidently put the glowing liquid everywhere in the flat.
What is something that is simple, but always makes them smile?
Family reunions. Like, just the fact that he’s with family.
Are they a day or night person?
Night.
Are they allergic to anything?
Not that I know of but like… maybe one day I’ll change my mind and he’ll be.
What would be their dream vehicle?
None. Assuming Aloys would be a modern day character, he wouldn’t even like cars.
What is their favourite book?
He kinda like those mildly creepy German kid stories, like Struwwelpeter.
Who, in their opinion, makes the best food?
Not Sam.
Are they approachable?
Not exactly because he’s this mildly imposing guy that doesn’t exactly smile to strangers, but, once you’ve gone past that, he’s actually pretty chill.
Did they ever change their appearance?
He’s tried shorter and longer hair along with no beard and a longer beard. He found out he prefers it either short or non existent.
What is something they always wanted to do but are too to scared?
Well it’s not exactly a case of “always” wanted to do, but Aloys really wishes he could just go around and be openly himself, but he’s scared of the backlash and the problems it might cause.
Do they own their own baby pictures?
Aloys doesn't own a singular picture of himself.
What makes them standout among others?
He has an imposing aura no matter what he tries to do about it so I’d say that aura.
Do they like to show off?
A little. He’s discreet about it though.
What is their favourite song?
Honestly, I’m not entirely sure :’ )
Are they a quick learner?
Not particularly, though he isn't a slow learner either.
Have they ever won a contest before? If so, what for? What did they win?
Nope! He’s not really the kind to think of/want to participate in a contest.
If the world were to end in 24 hours, where would they be and who would they be with?
Aloys would want to be home with Sam and his entire family. He’s a family guy in general.
What does their room look like?
His half is generally clean but Sam's tend to be messy, so despite Aloys' general non-messiness... his bedroom is still messy because of his partner.
If they could have an extinct animal for a pet, what would they have?
I’m really not knowledgeable about extinct animals so my brain jumped to “A Dodo” :’) Honestly I’m not quite sure but he’d probably like some canine breed.
If I wanted to draw them, what would be distinct physical features that I would have to know to draw them correctly?
He,,, muscly? Also, though it’s not exactly a physical feature, you’d better make sure he’s not wearing anything too obviously expensive because he doesn’t have the funds for it and the few expensive outfits he has are reserved specifically for occasions where he needs them in particular since he can’t risk scrapping because replacing them would be too costy.
What is their favourite breed of dog?
Honestly any big breed.
Do they live with anyone? If so, who?
He lives with Sam!
Where is their dream vacation?
Anywhere around the mediteranean. It’s warm, it’s beautiful both in Europe and Africa and, especially if it’s in South France, it’s going to make Sam happy so that’s like a bonus point.
Do they know more than one language?
He's fluent in Yiddish, German and English and knows a bit of French and Occitan thanks to exposure to it from Sam.
Do they own a plant?
No because he doesn't have time to take care of it.
Have they ever rode a horse before?
Not so far. He avoids it as best as he can, which so far has been a successful operation.
What is their favorite gif?
None since internet wasn't even a thing back in ye olde times :’ )
Do they get along with others easily?
Somewhat. Aloys isn't generally talkative but he knows how to handle people and talks so...
Do they have any tattoos?
Nope! It would make him too identifiable.
Do they have a job?
Aloys works in a factory during the day and as a hitman during the night.
Do they know how to drive?
In 1895, there were 80 cars in all of the United-States. Aloys died in 1898 if I remember properly. I'm honestly not even sure he ever saw like, an actual automobile :") He does know how to drive chariots and horse carriages though.
Do they get stressed out easily?
Not exactly, unless someone's in immediate danger, he's chill with most things. He's also very good at dealing with stress so it's hard to be certain.
Did they ever dye their hair before? If so, to what colour? Did they like it?
Nope! Hair dye didn't exist yet as far as my knowledge goes and Aloys wouldn't dye it anyways out of religious beliefs.
Have they ever broken the law?
His night job consists of killing people. I'll let you guess.
What type of high schooler are/were they?
He never got any schooling past the most basic stuff.
Have they ever been in a physical fight before? If so, with who? Who won?
A lot. Aloys often wins because of his training, but it wasn't always like that and without Johann he would have lost most fights as a kid.
What is their favourite holiday?
I kind of want to say Purim because from what I've seen it seems to be a generally happy holiday and happy celebrations are amongst Aloys' favourites, but I'm not really knowledgeable on jewish traditions, especially with my currently limited researches, so take the "because it's something joyful" part with a grain of salt dnsnnss
If they could have one wish, what would they wish for?
Honestly just the ability to get rid of capitalism at will because he considers it’s a system that’s just plain terrible for most people and causes more harm than anything else.
Do they wants kids? If they already have kids, do they want more?
On one hand, he does like kids and would love to have some. On the other, he's worried about how his work could impact the kid's life and he wants to avoid them the struggles he had to face, growing up in a poor environment. He'll 100% raise an orphan if asked to though.
Do they have a pet?
Nope! He agreed with Sam that the troubles they regularly ended up in more than made up for the ones a pet would cause.
Do they have a familiar?
Neither! He’s fully human and no magician so...
Are they a supernatural being?
100% human.
How do they usually wear their hair?
Loose, since it isn't too long. He's tried slicking it back before but he didn't exactly like it.
Can they play an instrument? If so, what instrument and what can they play?
Aloys has a terrible sense of beat so he gave up music long ago.
What was the last thing they cried about?
Well in his entire life it was about dying, because frankly, even if he knew he was walking head first into it when he went to get Sam out, he was still terrified. Beside, the burning pain of Sam's venom and their panicked tears didn't really help in comforting him in anyways.
What is their sexuality?
Queer! Don’t ask him to define more or he’ll probably have a panic attack.
Do they have a best friend? If so, who, and what makes them their best friend?
His best friend was his older brother, Johann, and no one afterwards ever really came as close to Aloys as Johann did.
Have they ever been in a romantic relationship?
Only once where he loved the other back and it was with Sam. Prior to this, Aloys was mostly just unsure of how love felt so he just went along.
What does their relationship with their family look like? Are they close? Distant? Ect.
Aloys used to be really close with them, but ended up taking his distance after he came out. He still had a good relationship with his youngest siblings though and he absolutely loves his family.