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🐌 🐌 🐌 a twilight blog 🐌 🐌 🐌 

[bellicebrainrot]

i <3 chaos twins

[edwardscatholicguilt]

Stephanie cooler than me I would've made Mike newton discover that he has elf genes in Eclipse

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

“I don’t wanna know what the square root of pi is.” “you knew that?” just because you can’t hear bella’s thoughts doesn’t mean her brain is empty edward

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

If Twilight wasn’t written by a Mormon, Bella would be all about trashy romance novels. She’d be a bodice ripper connoisseur. Stop booing me I’m right

[thirstyforbettertwilight]

seeing Bella through Edward's eyes in Midnight Sun is proof that people are better when viewed through the eyes of someone who loves them because we get moments of Bella's kindness and reach the conclusion that she's good but when you read Twilight Bella clearly doesn't give a fuck about anyone other than Edward and his family lmao

[edwardscatholicguilt]

I'm a twilight canon denier. Stephanie really gave us Emmett Cullen and expected me to believe that he wouldn't be Bff's with the wolf pack ? Get out of my face

[edwardscatholicguilt]

I'm not over analyzing twilight, they are under analysing it

[suitfer]

bella: where are your fangs?

[yayohno]

everyone clowns on twilight for glittering vampires but HAVE YOU SEEN FROST IN SUNLIGHT? that shit is glistening and glittering and beautiful. god forbid a woman tries to contribute to vampire lore and add a layer of camp.

they’re vampires. they’re freezing cold. let them glisten in the sun like frost on a leaf. fuck you

[janevolturi]

"I love you" "You are my life now" you could have just said I love you back man... no need to get so intense at 7 in the morning

[edwardscatholicguilt]

Me at night knowing Meyer is somewhere writing about Rhinoplasticy having freaky ass vampire puppies hybrids and is in a godless love triangle

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Edward Cullen when the iPod was invented

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

After reading Midnight Sun, one can only conclude that Bella repeatedly hallucinated Edward when he was gone in New Moon because even when he’s on a different continent there is simply no getting him to shut the fuck up

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[vienguinn]

Just wanted to redraw some scenes from twilight saga ✨

(This pic actually been on my phone for soooo long idk who’s the original creator of this meme lmaoo 😭)

[garbagegirlz]

Bella,

Don't get why you're being so pathetic about this, I mean you're the one who chose those cold bastards over my fine ass anywa

I'm a lone wolf, literally, it's ride or die here, don't come at me talking about this 'just a friendship' business like it's a totally reasonable propositio

My dick isn't cold, Bella, doesn't that count for something? I mean

I watched 500 days of summer recently and I

Edwin Curtainbangs can suck it for all I care, I mean

Two words: monster fucker. How does that feel? The

Yeah, I miss you, too. A lot. Doesn't change anything. Sorry.

Jacob