Always Tired

Creator of many things | Anime trash | Cat mom | Header made by tobiohchan

[paxamericana]

burning to death because i can’t remember the secret maneuver that’s different from every other car on earth or because i never read the manual or because it’s a rental or because it’s a rideshare or because i’m in the back seat and the driver is incapacitated (due to the fire currently burning us to death) or i’m a child

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ah i suppose that’s my cue then

[mandaladana]

Slab of brittle sea star fossils.

[autismfox]

The look like the stars from Howls moving castle

[thealphapigeon]

Romance isnt dead

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

I don’t know how to tell you this but they are, in fact, dead

[toastbutteregg]

[gwava-fruit]

HOLEBOWL

[mobylace]

It’s like this

[sleepy-bebby]

Sleeping sea turtle.

🔊 Sound on for bubbles 🫧

[anxietyproblem]

[maximien-deactivated20230901]

Flyer and assistant

[madnessofmen]

[whofvckncares]

[galaxybrainthot]

this post reads very differently for mlm and wlw

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

mlm:

wlw:

[leolaroot]

each flavor of lays chip gives you a different disease.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

personally I prefer the sour cream and onion virus

[memewhore]

[mothmansbees]

@mothmansass

[laeffy]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

weekends dοn’t even hit the same anymore.. everyday is just everyday

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[markv5]

[catasters]