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Heyo! I'm Victoria. This blog is pretty much just gonna be a brain dump for my intoverted self, but please enjoy. Or don't. I don't really care that much. 

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What a lovely day to remember that Finn is better than Kylo Ren in every conceivable way!

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Do you ever get so comfortable in your life that it's just like, whelp time for something bad to happen again. Time to get cut from your main friend group. Time to have your heart broken again.

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[reblololo]

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[knowing]

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I just finished watching Stranger Things 2 and I can honestly say that I despise Billy Hargrove. It's not just his major racism, though that is deplorable. But the thing that really gets me about him is that disgusting mullet. Every time I see it I want to vomit all over my laptop.

Yikes.

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That moment when your life flashes before your eyes when you pass a cop while going 90 on the express way

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fun fact: in our math class my friend and I sit next to one of the light switchs and every once in a while we'll just flicker the light a bit. No one has caught on to the fact that it's us so the entirety of our class thinks the room is haunted.

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I was at the gym today and there was a guy wearing a cut off crop top. You have no idea how happy this makes me.

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31 of The Most Beautiful & Profound Excerpts in Literature That Will Make You Fall In Love With Life

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Topic: Literature, Books, Lists || by STAFF

Whenever we are feeling down, we tend to crutch to our favorite songs, films and our favorite words. As cliche as it seems, reading quotes helps us to psychologically process the events we experience in our daily life. We feel better because we realize that other people have the same emotions we do and share our reality. The power of empathy makes us feel fulfilled and provides us with closure. We encourage you to have a look at these 31 literary excerpts, which will feed and soothe your soul.

1.“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.”

- Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Keep reading

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Sister and little brother: *Fighting*

Sister: You can't beat me

Little Brother: Oh yeah? Well I'll just punch you in the balls!

Sister: Well I don't have any balls.

Little Brother: Wait... what?

Me: heck

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who the McHeck goes to @ihop and orders something other than breakfast?

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When you're taking a bite out of your friends pickle and look up, mid bite, to see an elderly couple starring right at you...

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I suck at flirting, really suck.

Earlier I was trying to flirt with a guy i'd only met once or twice. He'd just gotten glasses and was messing with them cause they're hard to get use to right. Well anyway he was complaining about them and I said something along the lines of 'well they look really good on you.' I instantly regretted this decision. He looked up, kinda confused. Me being the awkward potato that I am blurted out 'I MEAN THEY HELP YOU SEE WELL RIGHT?'

that basically sums up my personality...