🚑 starlord

I don't mind dying like the valiant intergalactic hero that I am...but the least you could do is pay attention!!!

[aqukana]

prince✨

[avtrose-blog]

tuesday’s child

[advdaehyun]

joyxadv:

[ .. ]

“is this your first time reading daredevil, or are you a seasoned veteran? i’ve always liked daredevil because it was darker - seemed more real.” he takes a sip of his tea, leans back in his seat, and then immediately sits back up. 

“have you read hawkeye? the newer one. i know he’s kinda lame with the bow and arrow and human thing, but,” he places his left hand over his heart, and his other hand in the air. “i swear on my life it’s a good read. i’ve only completely read like...three series though, so if you have any recommendations?”

he’s honestly surprised she’s talking to him. normally these types of situations go south as soon as he jumps into them. daehyun rolls up his sleeves - if she’s not going to turn him away, he’s going to take complete advantage of this. 

“okay, three words: daredevil season two. have you seen it? penny for your thoughts? i’ve always agreed with Matt’s logic. you don’t kill people, even if they’re villains, but then the punisher comes along and it all goes to hell. their dynamic drives me crazy.”  he resists the urge to fall back in his chair, as if his life had been sucked out of him.

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1v1 me

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advkeybum:

[ .. ]

“very funny. i don’t think i’d make a good stalker,” daehyun says, looking at the signs around for the hours of operation. “stop by tomorrow? is that you asking me to visit you? what are the hours here anyway?”

kibum wants to play another game? okay, daehyun will bite. he’ll find out kibum’s schedule, which admittedly does sound stalker-ish, but there must be some unspoken rule that denounces the creepy aspect of it when he’s been asked to keep coming by. right? right.

“but you do work tomorrow, yeah?” had kibum given him a hint, or despite what time daehyun shows up, will there be someone else at the desk? “no, don’t tell me. that would be too easy.”

daehyun shakes his head, and cups his ear as if it would help him hear better. “what was that? school me? you’re full of jokes today, kibum. you should consider a career in comedy.”

he glances back at the machine kibum pointed out earlier, not sure if he was supposed to sign up there or fill out a form here. should he pay here too? kibum had explained it to him, but he already forgot. there’s no way he’s going to ask again - he’s already embarrassed himself too many times today.

[advdaehyun]

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1v1 me

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advkeybum:

[ ... ]

“quest master,” daehyun smiles, swallowing down a laugh. “okay, remember you asked for it.” he drums his fingers on the counter as kibum lists all the options available to him. his eyebrows shoot up when he hears the 50 hour offer. 

“really? how could i pass that up?” he mimics kibum’s okay sign. if kibum not only pays for his time here, but also teaches him, imagine how op he could be. and maybe kibum wants him to win - at least a little bit? “i’ll sign up in a second, take an hour today, and then i’ll be back later? actually, are you working tomorrow?” this is only fun if he gets to bother kibum at every opportunity.

childish excitement bubbles inside him, threatening to explode like a shaken can of soda. “thank you, generous quest master. your great sacrifice will not be in vain. and once i beat your challenge, how about we move on to another game? console, to even the playing field. imagine how hard i’d crush you in overwatch.” this could be a thing, and who know’s what the stakes might be next time. who knows what the prize might be.

[avtrose-blog]

tuesday’s child

[advdaehyun]

joyxadv:

[ .. ]

like most people on tuesday mornings, or any morning really, daehyun needs his caffeine fix. he steps into the local cafe, bell jingling as he walks in. he’s thankful for the lack of a line, and steps right up to the counter to order. this isn’t starbucks, so he actually has to look at the menu before ordering. 

he buys a large cup of hibiscus tea, heavy on the sugar. while he waits, he looks around the place. it’s a cute cafe, and the flowers in the corner brighten up the - girl reading - what’s that? daehyun cranes his neck to try and read the cover. she’s reading a comic book, and daehyun finds himself interested. he watches her flip a few more pages, debating on whether or not it would be weird to go over there. the barista calls out his name, giving him a funny look. had he been caught staring?

after grabbing his drink, daehyun nods at the barista and looks back at the girl in the corner. he has to talk to her. 

“hey, this seat taken?” daehyun says when he reaches her. “i saw you reading and i just - is that daredevil?” he sits down, setting his bag aside. “i’ve been meaning to get into him. i’ve watched the show of course, but i’ve never had the time to get into his business. which issue are you on?”

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“Let’s just sit in our pajamas and watch Christmas movies all day.”

“alright,” daehyun says, cracking his fingers. “let’s get down to business.” in front of him and hansol are a pile of movies. not just any movies, but the movies. the kind that you can only watch once a year. 

“first on the list is, how the grinch stole christmas. a classic. the best one really. i’m glad you could share this moment with me.” really, what better way to spend the holiday season then watch some classics with a good pal on the couch in your pjs. plus, these are his favorite pajamas. matching batman ones, thanks mom. earlier, hansol had won his heart by complementing them.

daehyun puts on the movie and goes back to sit on the couch next to hansol, underneath his blanket. he lifts up the edge of the blanket, wiggling his eyebrows. “i got a lot of space over here.” 

the only thing daehyun hasn’t mentioned is that he knows the entire movie by heart. songs and all. as a matter of fact, he knows the script for most of the movies on their list. let’s see if hansol can handle him. 

[advdaehyun]

talk shit get hit

[advdaehyun]

joyxadv:

[ ... ]

“nothing’s wrong with my head other than the fact that you just tried to crack it open.” briefly, he thinks about tugging hard on her hand and pulling her down to face plant the ice. unfortunately, he doesn’t have it in him. “speaking of cracks, what if you broke the ice, and we all drowned and died? that’s my biggest fear, which i know that you know.”

daehyun shakes out his bad arm. it actually just feels like he landed on his funny bone, which is the worst feeling in the world. and he’s been blown up before, so that’s saying something. he pauses, for once in his life, scrunching his face up in thought. “did you just...reference little red riding hood? not only that, but you implied that you’re the wolf, which is one hundred percent true by the way.”

god, now that he thought about it, joy really is like the wolf in a granny cosplay. oh, she sure looks sweet and cute, but then she nearly brains you for calling her a wimp. daehyun looks at her out the side of his eyes. “karma? but aren’t you an evil wolf demon sent from hell to torture me? where’s your karma?”

clearly not having learned from past experiences, daehyun says, “okay, little evil wolf demon, hold on to me. i’m gonna go really fast - as fast as i can. if we die, then we die like men. if we live, you buy me some hot chocolate for trying to kill me. unless you’re too scared.” like a wimp, goes unsaid.

[advdaehyun]

one, two, freddy's coming for you

@advjinyoung​

paranoid is a word that has never been used to describe daehyun, or it wasn’t until daehyun became aware. thanks to jinyoung, daehyun knows the signs of paranormal weirdness. and now that he knows what to look for, he finds that he’s some sort of ghost magnet. they - whatever they are - are everywhere. there’s a constant draft in every room he goes into, and he always feels like he’s being watched. the other day, his computer got a virus, but he doesn’t visit sketchy sites. it’s unnerving.

now, for instance, he had stayed up late training. it’s late enough in the night that it’s actually the morning of the next day. daehyun hits the showers, like normal. only, the water temperature stays cold no matter which way daehyun turns the handle, unlike normal. the hairs on the back of his neck stick out, a sure sign that something freaky is going on. or about to.

out of the corner of his eyes, he sees a dark figure that’s small enough to be a child. when he turns to look, nothing is there. he’s not alone in here.

“someone in here?” he calls out, shoulders tense, but there’s no answer.

 daehyun has never pulled out his phone so fast. when the other side picks up, he doesn’t wait for a “hello”.

“i think i’m being haunted. how fast can you get here?”

[advdaehyun]

talk shit get hit

@joyxadv

 [ ... ]

daehyun watches her move along the railing, laughing so hard that he has to wipe away tears. he can talk big, no problem, as long as he’s at least five feet away from her. he’s not scared of her. at all. it’s just that sometimes it looks like she wants to kill him. like right now for instance.

when joy pushes herself towards him, he doesn’t think much of it. he’s not the best skater, but he can make a fast retreat if necessary. “wait, i’m sorry i called you a wimp even though it’s true!” he says, and she’s suddenly shooting toward him. there’s not enough time to get out of the way - 

daehyun has just enough time to catch her, holding on so that when they crash onto the ice, he’s underneath and taking most of the fall. it was a gut reaction, and maybe if he had control he would have - well, no he wouldn’t, and joy probably knew that. true evil takes the form of a 20 year old girl. daehyun is sure of it.

“i - i can’t feel my arm. or my left asscheek. is that normal? why are your elbows so pointy? you should get that check out. and - don’t laugh either! i’m in serious pain right now. what if i have a concussion?” he squeezes his eyes shut and groans, lifting his good arm out. “help me up. don’t leave me to die here.”

[advdaehyun]

1v1 me

[advdaehyun]

advkeybum:

[ ... ]

“in my defense, there was a lot going on during the tutorial. what was i supposed to focus on?” he’s not at all offended - this type of reaction isn’t new. if anything, the exasperated look kibum is giving him is making this all worthwhile.

“well of course i can’t master it in an hour, but that’s all the time i have today. i’ll keep coming back until-hey, wait, c’mon. that’s a little drastic. easiest on the planet?” daehyun crosses his arms in a way that is not at all childish. “what? why did this turn into a quest?” daehyun groans. at least he was considerate enough to not say zero deaths.

really, he only has himself to blame. he shouldn’t have said anything about league. he should have said that he failed at something else - anything else. “y’know what? how much does it cost to be a member again?” maybe he’ll make a habit of coming back here to bother kibum.

“all that for tips and hallabong juice, huh?” daehyun rubs his chin as if he’s in deep thought. “I don’t know...shouldn’t i get another prize?”

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1v1 me

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advkeybum:

[ ... ]

daehyun furiously shakes his head. “no, no, no. i’m - i’m just, uh, looking to expand my hobbies?” he can feel that he’s being annoying, but he doesn’t know what to do. oh man, daehyun hasn’t become that customer, has he? he can tell that the tips of his ears have betrayed him and gone red.

“i know what people - i never said - i’m not here to play on my ds!” he stage whispers, trying not to disturb the other people in the building. the rest of face heats up as he digs into his pocket for his wallet. something about this guy makes daehyun desperately want to prove himself. “hey, the instructions weren’t all that clear! and maybe if the tutorial didn’t take forever to finish, i would have -” an idea comes to him. his grin is slow and predatory. 

“you know what? i’ll take a terminal.” daehyun puts 1000 won on the table. “what’s your favorite game to play? i’ll play that one.” he will play it, and he will master it. but first and foremost, “could you teach me? i’ll even pay you. whatever it takes.” 

[advdaehyun]

❖: Our muses go ice skating together.

“okay,” daehyun says, not nervous at all. “i’m a pro at this. i watched an anime about it once.” he steps out onto the ice and eyes a couple of kids, who are clearly better than him, as they loop around doing tricks.

“if i bust my ass on this ice, will you promise to keep it between you and me? i have an image to upkeep.” he’s kidding, but the odds of him falling increase as he goes farther out to the center on wobbly legs. 

once in the center he looks back at jisoo who has stayed closer to the rails. daehyun is really proud of himself until his skates come to a complete stop. he’s made a grave mistake.

“hey!” he waves his arms. “i can’t - i’m stuck?! please come get me! i can’t die out here. tell my mom i’m sorry for not studying harder.” one of the kids going around points and laughs at him, which he viciously ignores. “please put me out of my misery.”

[advdaehyun]

@anon: fight to the death

snow is nothing new to daehyun. as he’s grown older, it has lost its appeal because snow is actually crystallized death on roads. that of course means daehyun’s job gets that much harder. he’s on his way home form work, treading through the white death on foot, when what feels like a baseball slams into the side of his head.

“what the hell?” he looks around, glaring in all directions, and spots a grey coat disappearing behind a parked car. “no, no, no, you can’t hide!” he calls out. “your declaration of war has been heard, and i take no prisoners!”

he scoops up the nearest pile, making sure not to accidentally include ice, like the person who attacked him. he then makes a mad dash over to the car while packing the snow into a smooth sphere. “say hello to my little friend!” 

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ask replies for snowball fight

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ahh, what would i do without you guys :’) how am i supposed to anon snowball fight?