mrsjesscharlton

A dingus first and foremost.

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Truly you haven’t lived til you’ve woken up at 2am feeling like your throat has so much gunk in it that there’s gotta be a pool noodle inside it, then gotten out of bed to go make some tea and take a COVID test and then get screamed at by your extremely loud cat until you feed her and then also for a really long time after. Test was negative btw idfk

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Cincinnati, OH knows what the fuck they’re doing when it comes to sweets

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What’s poppin’ con-gregation? This week, Shea Couleé joins the show to discuss P. T. Barnum. Known as “the Greatest Showman,” he popularized

JFC, PT Barnum is such trash I can’t believe there are MULTIPLE musicals about him

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Perhaps my true calling is simply helping short people reach things from high places.

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Baked my first Swiss roll last night, absolutely divine

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Going into a new personal transitional phase. I’m not superstitious or spiritual about very much, but I think the song stuck in your head when you’re going through important change says a lot about how you’re feeling, what it’s all about, and even the direction you’re supposed to take. The fact that Make Your Own Kind Of Music is what I have right now both soothes and emboldens me. We will see!

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Can you believe how good my hair looked yesterday?

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Critically important recent photos thank you

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Absolutely refuse to learn a word of French, Spanish, Italian, or German til these guys finally drop an app

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“Ladies and Gentlemen” - gendered, exclusionary

“Legends and Icons” - inclusive, 100% accurate

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Today in ‘Stuff I Said That Made Me Sound Like A Frazier Character’…

“You can’t possibly sell a Degas on the domestic black market and not arouse suspicion, you’d have to leave the country to get rid of stolen art THAT famous.”

and

“I know they’re investigating a murder but the real crime is the curation - displaying Degas next to Picasso??”

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Sure you’re fit, but are you “New Edition ‘If It Isn’t Love’ choreography” fit?

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Joined Mastodon: @[email protected]

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A ★★★★ review of The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

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A ★★★½ review of Roman Holiday (1953)

Love a mid-century anti-paparazzi flick. Great locations, Audrey is obviously still building her skill but really only falters in the early

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Between BeReal and Snapchat all my gal pals are really making a whole trend of sending public bathroom stall selfies

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I drank like 32oz of water on an empty stomach and then got nauseous in an Uber