“I Maybe Sweet But I Bite.”

“Hiya you probably heard of me from my dad knackerman , yeah I’m candymare. Well if your wondering why I look weird well let’s just say I’ve gone digital and well I figured why not share my antics killings and what not that I do in vrchat. “(Other muses zalgo pie candymare is also of age 225.” The laughing mare Cream.exe Rouge.exe Amy rose.exe Lil miss rarity

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Oh hey, I haven't seen you in forever.

Vrchat has been busy i own a bar now

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Saying Hello hope your doing well.

Vrchat has been keeping mr busy

[catchymemes]

[knackerman]

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

@applejacksissues Well welcome to my blog I hope I can entertain

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Well nightmare night is coming and it’s my birthday as well , how should I celebrate it spoony?

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

DARLING, as long as you have giant bucking black widows you can do as you wish as far away from me as interdimensionnally possible.

Consider this a friendly warning.

Also, It's only September 4th.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Aww come on how can you be scared of these babies?”

I'm not posting that thing, Patches. Creeps me the buck out!

Do not test me further!

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Fine fine mmmmm also spoony can I sue luna for the rights it nightmare night?

[spoony-has-moved-on]

I'm not a lawyer, I just play one on tumblr.

But no, you can not. She was not even around for the creation of Nightmare Night. It was 100s of years ago and how ponies dealt with the spectre of Nightmare Moon's legend. They used it to teach their foals to fear the dark so they would stay close to home. Only on Nightmare Night would they be allowed to stay up late while disguising themselves so Nightmare would not know they were helpless fillies and colts. Otherwise she would devour them.

Your hatred is greatly misplaced.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Objection i existed before luna became nightmare moon for she was the one who banished me because I was known to devour those who didn’t leave me treats or didn’t dress up . By her moon light I was put into a deep sleep

[spoony-has-moved-on]

That's an entirely different matter.

Anyway, Luna does not hold any copyrights on Nightmare Night, though she did temporarily abolish it.

Why do you ask this of me, of all ponies?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Besides the fact you look hot in a tie and suit your the smartest pony I know

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Well, thank you, Darling.

Luna has made no claim to Nightmare Night as a holiday. She only accepts what we the people have made out of it.

She receives no momentary gain from use of her image or name in Nightmare Night festivities.

Just like Nopony can lay claim to Hearth's Warming or Hearts and Hooves.

And really, do you want to live in a world were somepony like my Diamond could just decide to copyright Nightmare Night by buying the rights? It is her favorite holiday, after all.

But again, I know very little about Equestrian Law.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Again it was that past law which caused my creation and the creation of the holiday. both my death and rebirth is tied to it I guess that’s why I’m deep into this .

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Well nightmare night is coming and it’s my birthday as well , how should I celebrate it spoony?

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

DARLING, as long as you have giant bucking black widows you can do as you wish as far away from me as interdimensionnally possible.

Consider this a friendly warning.

Also, It's only September 4th.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Aww come on how can you be scared of these babies?”

I'm not posting that thing, Patches. Creeps me the buck out!

Do not test me further!

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Fine fine mmmmm also spoony can I sue luna for the rights it nightmare night?

[spoony-has-moved-on]

I'm not a lawyer, I just play one on tumblr.

But no, you can not. She was not even around for the creation of Nightmare Night. It was 100s of years ago and how ponies dealt with the spectre of Nightmare Moon's legend. They used it to teach their foals to fear the dark so they would stay close to home. Only on Nightmare Night would they be allowed to stay up late while disguising themselves so Nightmare would not know they were helpless fillies and colts. Otherwise she would devour them.

Your hatred is greatly misplaced.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Objection i existed before luna became nightmare moon for she was the one who banished me because I was known to devour those who didn’t leave me treats or didn’t dress up . By her moon light I was put into a deep sleep

[spoony-has-moved-on]

That's an entirely different matter.

Anyway, Luna does not hold any copyrights on Nightmare Night, though she did temporarily abolish it.

Why do you ask this of me, of all ponies?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Besides the fact you look hot in a tie and suit your the smartest pony I know

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Well nightmare night is coming and it’s my birthday as well , how should I celebrate it spoony?

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

DARLING, as long as you have giant bucking black widows you can do as you wish as far away from me as interdimensionnally possible.

Consider this a friendly warning.

Also, It's only September 4th.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Aww come on how can you be scared of these babies?”

I'm not posting that thing, Patches. Creeps me the buck out!

Do not test me further!

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Fine fine mmmmm also spoony can I sue luna for the rights it nightmare night?

[spoony-has-moved-on]

I'm not a lawyer, I just play one on tumblr.

But no, you can not. She was not even around for the creation of Nightmare Night. It was 100s of years ago and how ponies dealt with the spectre of Nightmare Moon's legend. They used it to teach their foals to fear the dark so they would stay close to home. Only on Nightmare Night would they be allowed to stay up late while disguising themselves so Nightmare would not know they were helpless fillies and colts. Otherwise she would devour them.

Your hatred is greatly misplaced.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Objection i existed before luna became nightmare moon for she was the one who banished me because I was known to devour those who didn’t leave me treats or didn’t dress up . By her moon light I was put into a deep sleep

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Well nightmare night is coming and it’s my birthday as well , how should I celebrate it spoony?

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

DARLING, as long as you have giant bucking black widows you can do as you wish as far away from me as interdimensionnally possible.

Consider this a friendly warning.

Also, It's only September 4th.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Aww come on how can you be scared of these babies?”

I'm not posting that thing, Patches. Creeps me the buck out!

Do not test me further!

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Fine fine mmmmm also spoony can I sue luna for the rights it nightmare night?

[spoony-has-moved-on]

“Well nightmare night is coming and it’s my birthday as well , how should I celebrate it spoony?

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

DARLING, as long as you have giant bucking black widows you can do as you wish as far away from me as interdimensionnally possible.

Consider this a friendly warning.

Also, It's only September 4th.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Aww come on how can you be scared of these babies .”

[pizzella-and-aperture]

Day 7 - Jokes

-drinks hot chocolate from a bowl-

[nox-lunarwing]

I approve!

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Seconded.

[nox-lunarwing]

Mom and I love puns, much to many a ponies dismay.

[thedumbguywithaheart43]

We need more!

[chromaslip]

I'll let this one pass because it's actually amusing

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Kill the ones who invented that pun my pet.”

[elements-of-smarmy]

“ bar how tastey i how you serve ponies like myself I’d really hat it if you turned me away.”

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

" If we went around kicking out every remotely weird lookin guy- we would be outta bussiness pal. What's your poison, what are ya cravin, what do you wanna order?"

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Something sweet and strong with a drop of blood in it .”

[chromaslip]

*Jumps through your window* i wanted to tell you your awesome

I have a door stop breaking shit

[thedumbguywithaheart43]

But its international defenistration week

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Wait, so you DID claim you jumped IN through my window?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Wtf

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Both candy and laughing were in the main circus in their personal tent behind the big top , while the minions from both their organization and the circus worked and functioned like ants taking breaking working together getting stronger . However candy and laughing both felt like something was missing from their circus food

@anideterm3

[anideterm3]

(trimmed) Terra: OOOOOH i see that does explain some things *eager to see what to see from jack’s changed form and some side thoughts of possible fusion forms with her candy senpai she is curious about but focusing on jack at the moment* 

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

He finished changing he was as tall as discord his claws were dragon like . However his black and white candy rope that slithered and moved . His top hat was black as his dark blue eyes glowed gently his toothy grin was sly as a pinstripe

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Both candy and laughing were in the main circus in their personal tent behind the big top , while the minions from both their organization and the circus worked and functioned like ants taking breaking working together getting stronger . However candy and laughing both felt like something was missing from their circus food

@anideterm3

[anideterm3]

Terra: *a hat appears as Terra comes out covered and surrounded by cotton candy as she was mixing a new batch of cotton candy* I sensed you have need of me what is it we need senpai?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

The two eldrich beings sighed “mmmmm we need more but of what I’m lost my terra and laughing is stumped as well “

[anideterm3]

Terra*thinks as she rambles a list of ideas to try sparking ideas* peanuts, funnel cake with powerdered sugar, corndogs, other fried foods like oreos and pickles, varieties of popcorn like kettle corn, pretzals, caramel and candy apples, snow cones, street corn/corn on the cob, chili dogs, tacos, donuts, churros, a fried dough dish called elephant ears for the shape, chicken tenders, onion rings, turkey legs, chocolate dipped bannanas *pausing getting ideas for the nsfw side later and shakes her head to continue*, nachos, deep fried cheesecake, fried ice cream, fried twinkies, lemonade, chili cheese fries, fried mac and cheese bites, fried cheese curds (list based on 30 best carnival foods recipes for ideas i searched up)

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Both laughing and candy were stunned for a moment hearing the idea and smirked looking at the map of the carnevil they were missing a food area . The laughing mare smirked pulling out a throwing dagger and hurting it at the map in the vacant area . It melted into the map expanding it to the large food court which had everything listed Terra had came up with . Since black and eldrich magic was involved the food was endless and addicting however what was missing was staff . Laughing produced a human skeleton and placed it inside a body mold . Both ponies added different things from a white serving suit as if he worked at diners to a wide happy grin . To a hate as well as mint white teeth. What came out was a tall man with a wide creepy grin his name mr smiles laughing smirked and made more of them .” Terra take our new staff to their stations Mr smile your job is service and make the customer happy and full whatever it takes “ the creepy man spoke with a joyful voice “ As you wish !” Candy looked at Terra “they will know what to do love but put them in each station and come back to me we’re not done planning

[anideterm3]

Terra: ok this way mr smiles’s *leads them to the new food court area as they march behind her eagerly and will supply cotton candy machine and ingrediants for it to add to the food court too* 

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

The humonculis followed terra and followed her instructions to the letter as they went to work . Meanwhile candy and laughing waited for Terra to return there was much work to be done

[anideterm3]

Terra: *already back there eating popcorn above them via another hat teleport* what next senpais 

[anideterm3]

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“This candy is good yet is missing something and unfortunately there’s only one person who can do something about it

[anideterm3]

Terra: who? *then randomly a musical number starts as terra sings her words* “ whooooo whooo can give our candy that special something who who whooooooo~ “

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

A candy tendril gently wrapped around terras mouth to stop her from singing . The tendrils came from candy but it wasn’t hers. The color was different instead of red licorice it was a yellow and purple striped tail , the body was long like a ferret it’s candy body had sharp claws both hands and feet . A purple fuzzy scarf and a purple black trimmed gave it a sly look with the fashion sense male and female . It’s yellow and black predatory eyes was complimented with a sly wide grin. The creature was ontop of candy draped across her body like it belonged there as a pet or fashion sense .

[anideterm3]

Terra: well hello there nice to meet you *holds out her hand to give a “handshake” to the new creature* i’m terra hi what is your name?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

The creature didn’t speak but shook her hoof with his tail . Candy smiled “sorry this one has abit of a diva side since he is well known kinda well he was until they changed a certain story about him

[anideterm3]

Terra: that is ok it makes him more fabulous *giggles happily meeting the new creature* 

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Well he was the piped piper of the kingdoms and instead of rats it was foals and fillies when I wanted to make everyone like me .”

[anideterm3]

Terra: But you were already so likeable then and now *as she kisses candymare* 

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“No my sweet Terra I was a monster who devoured anypony innocent or not I ended lives and tortured others. It took me a trip to oblivion to realize what I had done and rewrite everything I had done

[anideterm3]

Terra: That is true and i’m proud of you changing yourself and i accept all of those changes and support you each step of the way as we go on *holding her hoof* to do what you want and need to and so do the others that follow and support you even drive we all care for you. 

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

She smiled nuzzling her gently “of course you love me so I wouldn’t expect less , besides drive came all this way at why not stay for the roller coaster of what’s to come “ she looked at candy Jack and smiled at laughing mare . Their hooves combined and empowered Jack like she did with everyone under her . The creature change growing large taking a different form , his features looked like a candy younger version of discord . In body and facial “you can tell the who’s blood and flesh i mingled to create Jack

[anideterm3]

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat MOD: bopping song and fun chase and Terra: sounds like a fun party to attend to MOD: '-_-

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Heheheh it is a catchy tune !

[saraali-19]

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat and my exe side

Wanna be friends ? :3

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Hell yes!”

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Both candy and laughing were in the main circus in their personal tent behind the big top , while the minions from both their organization and the circus worked and functioned like ants taking breaking working together getting stronger . However candy and laughing both felt like something was missing from their circus food

@anideterm3

[anideterm3]

Terra: *a hat appears as Terra comes out covered and surrounded by cotton candy as she was mixing a new batch of cotton candy* I sensed you have need of me what is it we need senpai?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

The two eldrich beings sighed “mmmmm we need more but of what I’m lost my terra and laughing is stumped as well “

[anideterm3]

Terra*thinks as she rambles a list of ideas to try sparking ideas* peanuts, funnel cake with powerdered sugar, corndogs, other fried foods like oreos and pickles, varieties of popcorn like kettle corn, pretzals, caramel and candy apples, snow cones, street corn/corn on the cob, chili dogs, tacos, donuts, churros, a fried dough dish called elephant ears for the shape, chicken tenders, onion rings, turkey legs, chocolate dipped bannanas *pausing getting ideas for the nsfw side later and shakes her head to continue*, nachos, deep fried cheesecake, fried ice cream, fried twinkies, lemonade, chili cheese fries, fried mac and cheese bites, fried cheese curds (list based on 30 best carnival foods recipes for ideas i searched up)

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

Both laughing and candy were stunned for a moment hearing the idea and smirked looking at the map of the carnevil they were missing a food area . The laughing mare smirked pulling out a throwing dagger and hurting it at the map in the vacant area . It melted into the map expanding it to the large food court which had everything listed Terra had came up with . Since black and eldrich magic was involved the food was endless and addicting however what was missing was staff . Laughing produced a human skeleton and placed it inside a body mold . Both ponies added different things from a white serving suit as if he worked at diners to a wide happy grin . To a hate as well as mint white teeth. What came out was a tall man with a wide creepy grin his name mr smiles laughing smirked and made more of them .” Terra take our new staff to their stations Mr smile your job is service and make the customer happy and full whatever it takes “ the creepy man spoke with a joyful voice “ As you wish !” Candy looked at Terra “they will know what to do love but put them in each station and come back to me we’re not done planning

[anideterm3]

Terra: ok this way mr smiles’s *leads them to the new food court area as they march behind her eagerly and will supply cotton candy machine and ingrediants for it to add to the food court too* 

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

The humonculis followed terra and followed her instructions to the letter as they went to work . Meanwhile candy and laughing waited for Terra to return there was much work to be done

[anideterm3]

Terra: *already back there eating popcorn above them via another hat teleport* what next senpais 

[anideterm3]

@adventuresofcandymareinvrchat

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“This candy is good yet is missing something and unfortunately there’s only one person who can do something about it

[anideterm3]

Terra: who? *then randomly a musical number starts as terra sings her words* “ whooooo whooo can give our candy that special something who who whooooooo~ “

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

A candy tendril gently wrapped around terras mouth to stop her from singing . The tendrils came from candy but it wasn’t hers. The color was different instead of red licorice it was a yellow and purple striped tail , the body was long like a ferret it’s candy body had sharp claws both hands and feet . A purple fuzzy scarf and a purple black trimmed gave it a sly look with the fashion sense male and female . It’s yellow and black predatory eyes was complimented with a sly wide grin. The creature was ontop of candy draped across her body like it belonged there as a pet or fashion sense .

[anideterm3]

Terra: well hello there nice to meet you *holds out her hand to give a “handshake” to the new creature* i’m terra hi what is your name?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

The creature didn’t speak but shook her hoof with his tail . Candy smiled “sorry this one has abit of a diva side since he is well known kinda well he was until they changed a certain story about him

[anideterm3]

Terra: that is ok it makes him more fabulous *giggles happily meeting the new creature* 

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Well he was the piped piper of the kingdoms and instead of rats it was foals and fillies when I wanted to make everyone like me .”

[anideterm3]

Terra: But you were already so likeable then and now *as she kisses candymare* 

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“No my sweet Terra I was a monster who devoured anypony innocent or not I ended lives and tortured others. It took me a trip to oblivion to realize what I had done and rewrite everything I had done