Send In the Clowns

We're all a little mad here. You'll fit in justtttttttttttt fine. ( Indie Harley Quinn RP Blog, Comic, Animated Series and Film based.  Mun is 21+, Semi Selective. Please read rules before interacting. This blog is NOT a meme source

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Send 🧪 for my muse to take a truth serum and have to answer any question honestly from your muse.

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「   RP MEME :   NONVERBAL PROMPTS.  mix of violent, caring, touching and non-touching prompts.  」     SEND PROMPT '+ REVERSE' for the inverse to happen. for example 'bandage + reverse' for the receiver to bandage wounds on the sender.

[ BANDAGE ] : sender bandages a wound on receiver.

[ GUIDE ] : sender puts a hand on he receiver's back to guide them somewhere.

[ WAVE ]: sender waves down receiver to get their attention.

[ SIGN ]: sender raises their hand to sign to receiver. what follows can be anything the sender desires.

[ LIFT ]: sender lifts receiver's chin to look at them.

[ LIGHT ]: sender lights receiver's cigarette/candle/etc.

[ FIND ] : sender finds receiver beaten and/or bloodied.

[ PIN ]: sender pins receiver against the wall during combat/sparring.

[ GET DOWN ]: sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger.

[ TAKE ]: sender takes a hit meant for receiver.

[ CAUGHT ]: sender finds receiver somewhere they aren't supposed to be.

[ TRAP ]: sender traps the receiver somewhere they don't want to be.

[ DARLING ]: sender touches receiver's cheek.

[ SNATCH ]: sender snatches receiver's wrist as they turn to go.

[ STAB ]: sender stabs receiver.

[ DRAG ]: sender drags receiver from point a to point b.

[ SIT ]: sender sits on receiver's lap.

[ EN GARDE ]: sender and receiver get into some kind of fight.

[ DRUNK ]: sender finds receiver drunk.

[ BLOOD ]: sender walks into receiver's room covered in blood.

[ FLOWER ]: sender offers a flower to receiver.

[ HOLD ]: sender reaches to hold receiver's hand.

[ BRUSH ]: sender brushes a strand of hair out of receiver's face.

[ NOTE: ] sender writes a note for receiver. the contents are whatever the sender decides.

[ EYES ]: sender notices receiver looking at them.

[ STOP ]: sender raises hand to signal the receiver to stop in place.

[ TAP ]: sender taps receiver on the shoulder to get their attention.

[ WAKE ]: sender gently wakes receiver from a nap or otherwise.

[ MORNING AFTER ]: sender and receiver wake up together for the first time after a night of passion.

[ BLANKET ]: sender drapes a blanket over receiver's shoulders.

[ HUDDLE ]: sender and receiver huddle together in an effort to stay warm.

[ TUG ]: sender pulls receiver away from them.

[ PUSH ]: sender pushes receiver away from them.

[ BULLET ]: sender shoots receiver in a non-lethal area.

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Specify which muse for multimuse blogs.

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headcanons, volume one.

a series of randomly assorted headcanon questions for character development. feel free to adjust or expand on any questions when sending and specify muse if you're sending to a multi.

☕ : how does your muse take their coffee or tea? what does their average coffee shop order look like? 🌨️ : how does your muse react to snow? do they want to stay huddled up inside where it's warm, or do they want to go out and play in it? 💝 : what is your muse's love language? how do they usually convey it? ⚖️ : does your muse trust their own judgement? what kind of situations would cause them to freeze up with indecision? 🧺 : what life skill was the hardest for your muse to learn once they were out on their own? 🍸 : does your muse drink alcohol? if so, what kind and how often? if not, why? 💪 : describe your muse's body language, how do they tend to stand idly, what do they do when they're bored, etc. 🎨 : what is your muse's favorite art medium to use? what do they do with it? 🔋 : how does your muse like to recharge, physically, mentally or spiritually? 🐉 : if your muse could be any mythical or supernatural being, which do you think they would be and why? 👻 : if your muse could live the life of anyone else for a day, who would they choose? what would they hope to learn about this person? 🩰 : does your muse know how to dance? do they learn routines, or do they improvise? what styles of dance do they prefer? 💎 : if you could describe your muse as any gemstone or mineral, which would they be and why? 🧨 : does your muse have attention seeking tendencies? how far are they willing to go to get it? ⚽ : does your muse have any favorite sports? do they play any sports, or do they just spectate? 🐈 : is your muse conscious of online trends and memes? 🥀 : describe a time in your muse's life where they were dishonest, either with themselves, or others. 💸 : what is the most valuable thing your muse has ever broken? 💍 : does your muse carry any good luck charms or other memorable trinkets? what makes this item significant to them? 🤝 : what does loyalty mean to your muse? 🏹 : does your muse know how to use any weapons? which ones? what is the most unconventional item that your muse has ever armed themselves with? 🫗 : what would it take for your muse to lose their appetite? 🎁 : how does your muse respond when they don't like a gift they've received? 🌌 : would your muse rather explore outer space or the deep sea? why? would they be afraid of either or both of these places for any reason? 🎥 : does your muse know any movies or books by heart? which ones? why do they like them so much?

[qu-tipie]

[TXT] : ignore that last message.

[Txt:] Oh heya! wait what message?

[Txt:] Wait was it that bad you hacked to delete it... cause I didnt get anything

[qu-tipie]

" You know how it goes... jus' cause a hero does a good deed doesn't mean others should suffer for it. I try to keep open minded 'en take in every detail. 'En I mean every detail," she said biting her bottom as she noticed Roy holding back when something felt good.

Once his eyes rolled back Harley made herself comfortable and slowly offered the head of his cock a gentle lick. Her kisses came soft and gentle before going down to have a better taste. Nails scratched against Roy's hips hoping to catch his eyes once more.

[arrowsnsarcasm]

Her tongue was a gift from the gods, he decided. She was damn good at this, and he made a pleased sound that was almost a quiet moan.

“Then I hope we're never direct enemies again,” he told her, breathing a bit heavy between words.

[qu-tipie]

Flattening her tongue as best she could, the blonde closed her eyes as she went damn near to the base of Roy's shaft. Upon coming up she made sure she licked straight up his shaft till the head of his cock made a soft suctioned sound as it emerged from her painted lips.

"I can't say we won't be, but not today," she said softly before burying her face once again against his lap. Moving her hands under Roy's ass, Harley couldn't help but encourage him to rock his hips.

[lususnatura]

" I dunno if ya' need ta' hear this.. but I'm proud of you," Harley said softly as she leaned against a door frame admiring her lover.

unprompted fun stuff

blamore was, to put it simply, in his element whenever the very earth appeared to stop for a moment because harley had stepped into the room. and so, naturally, the creature finished giving away the herbal remedy he had in his hands to his client before turning his attention to her. it wasn't uncommon, as it was, for people who were of lower incomes to come to blamore's shop seeking something that could maybe help their child overcome a bad cold or help clear up the lungs of an elderly parent for instance... and that was the exact kind of client he had come into his greenhouse that day while he was creating more orders. the woman who had come in had been so thankful towards him because her plight of not being able to afford going to the doctor without health insurance were very real to him. and so it had given this client, someone who had come by it's shop to purchase remedies from it before, a little extra discount on top of the already reduced price.

it paid to show loyalty to the people around you, after all, and that you cared about the community — not just on a business level but as a person. blamore wasn't expecting any grand 'thank-you's' or to get rewarded for it later either because he didn't do it for that. there was still a side of blamore in there that liked it when it helped people, and in an alternative medicine sort of environment, that tended to shine through more than it thought at times. hearing harley say that she was proud of him was a quick way to make blamore's eyes light up even more and for a wide smile to spread across his lips as he stepped out from behind the counter, ❝ ooh, harley... you are too kind, honestly. thank you. i mean, i don't do this as a way to look for recognition, but it's always nice to hear those words — 'i'm proud of you' — anyhow. ❞

blamore went over to harley and seemed to scoop her up in a hug right then and there, wanting to show his appreciation towards her words on a deeper level. but his body language itself was just radiating with warmth itself even prior to hugging her, ❝ i actually did need to hear that, now that you mention it. it's been kind of easy for me to get lost in all of these transactions i've been doing lately themselves and forget why i do it in the first place, unfortunately. it's all for making a healthier and future for people living here. ❞ the creature hugged her for one moment, then two, only to pull away and lean down to give her a kiss on the lips. blamore found himself kissing harley again, however, before he knew it with a soft and playful 'oops' as if he didn't mean to kiss her multiple times (when he totally did).

❝ i'm proud of you too, you know. i swear it's like you've been thriving ever since we moved into the new house together; like it's not as if all of your stress related to your work is gone, but i feel like the move-in came at a good time for both of us, as we can always find ways to help alleviate any misery the other person might be forced to take on. and i like to think that, while remaining humble, i've had a positive impact on you regarding that because you just... don't seem as tense, for one — and you've also been getting into some hobbies too, right? ❞ blamore let his teeth show as he smiled at harley now and maneuvered himself around to lean against the kitchen island in his greenhouse. ❝ but anyway, that is all to say that you're doing amazing, of course. it's just a shame that my bougainvillea bonsai tree died while i was gone from the last time i was here to now. ❞

[qu-tipie]

She didn't mean to startle him, but in many ways it made her see how humble he was. Squeaking with glee, Harley planked her body so she could be easily picked up. She swayed in his arms briefly before pointing her toes and sliding down against shoulders.

" And why... ahhh... oh you do care fa' people, it's jus' over looked cause its a only a few, 'en they are usually tha' ones that don't really make much of a imprint. In any case.. I like what ya' do. Kinda makes me think I'm dating tha' hot herbalist doctor in a medieval settin'. Sure there is a romance novel out there like that..."

As though prompted to create his own romance Harley felt Balmore's lips press to hers. As silence fell between them the soft echo of their kiss rattled her.

" Hmmm.. I haven't done anything. I didn't think tha' country would do me. It's so quiet... but ughh it's really nice comin' home ta' you. Nicer than a dim witted goon that you wish would go home," she teased. Her head nodded in agreement that things were looking up. It was only when he mentioned hobbies that Harley blushed. "Sorry fa' tha' three am raid. It's been ages since I got ta' get some game time in. Maybe you could get into it," she said playfully only to pout her lips at the passing of his tree.

" I mean we could maybe head out to the zen gardens wit' a pair of snippers. I won't tell if you don't I love watchin' you graph stuff."

[qu-tipie]

Whats in your muses bag:

Tagged by : @hiredassault

Oooh thanks for tag hun,

To be honest Harley knows carrying a purse in Gotham is a crime unto itself. If only there was a way to put a mini anvil in one just to carry going out necessities.

Sooo I suppose the way to answer this is... what does she pack for the squad or when she's leaving on a mission. Mind you most of the weaponry she most likely will have on her body not in a bag.

Whats in the bag: Red lipstick, cherry chapstick, a personal circle mirror, tweezers, super glue, c4 packed inside a hubba bubba tape container, dental floss, cell phone most likely a burner phone.

[qu-tipie]

[TXT] : ignore that last message.

[Txt:] Oh heya! wait what message?

[Txt:] Wait was it that bad you hacked to delete it... cause I didnt get anything

[qu-tipie]

" You know how it goes... jus' cause a hero does a good deed doesn't mean others should suffer for it. I try to keep open minded 'en take in every detail. 'En I mean every detail," she said biting her bottom as she noticed Roy holding back when something felt good.

Once his eyes rolled back Harley made herself comfortable and slowly offered the head of his cock a gentle lick. Her kisses came soft and gentle before going down to have a better taste. Nails scratched against Roy's hips hoping to catch his eyes once more.

[qu-tipie]

In the mood to make playlists

If any of you guys want a playlist for our muses, feel free to send the request to my inbox :)

[qu-tipie]

[TXT] : ignore that last message.

[Txt:] Oh heya! wait what message?

[Txt:] Wait was it that bad you hacked to delete it... cause I didnt get anything

[qu-tipie]

The deepness of his kiss made her loose herself. It was like being back in high school when your hormones weren't in check and all that mattered in the moment was the guy you had a crush on. No carries or worries, and even if they got caught she wouldn't deny catching feelings.

" You taste so good," she muttered against his lips as a hand began stroking him gently.

[arrowsnsarcasm]

“Fuck,” he whispered against her lips when he felt her hand start to work him over. She seemed to know just how to touch him already. “You can taste whatever you want, Quinn,” he assured her.

[qu-tipie]

" Lay down," she whispered against his lips.

She let go of his shaft admiring his body as he moved.

"Don't worry there is no traps. Weapons... but it is my bedroom. I have to be prepared for bumps in tha' night."

Moving up the bed on her hands and knees Harley couldn't help but eye a place in which she wished to carve out more to make room. Pawing between his legs she looked up at Roy.

"Whenever I want?"

[arrowsnsarcasm]

“Barring any mission time constraints I am a pretty reliable booty call,” he joked, “so yeah, whenever you want.”

Promises promises, and they were already talking about next times. That didn’t happen to him very often.

[qu-tipie]

Harley licked her teeth as Roy went on to explain the restraints of when she could call upon him. She loved that he had a smart ass personality and could take as well as give in a conversation.

" Hopefully we don't have ta' chase each other down fa' bein' on opposite sides. Jus' now if ya' gotta throw me against tha' wall, I won't think its ta' get me arrested. Be a nice distraction though," she said thoughtfully.

Fingers grasped around his erection once more, missing how he groaned only moments before. With solid smooth strokes she looked on transfixed by the way he felt.

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SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

Please specify the muse for multimuse blogs.

[raesource]

ship headcanon questions

make sure to include the pairing(s) you are wanting these questions to be answered for . these should work for poly ships as well as monogamous . feel free to edit these as you see fit .

💕 How did they both realize “oh wait, this is actually love”?

🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first?

🫂 What’s their favorite way to hold each other when words aren’t enough?

🔥 What’s the pettiest thing they’ve ever argued about?

💋 Who says “I love you” first & how?

🌙 Who’s the little spoon & who pretends they hate it but secretly loves it?

💍 Would they ever get married? What would the proposal look like?

🧸 Who still has the very first gift the other ever gave them?

😈 Who is more likely to start chaos “for the vine” & who films it?

🎶 What’s their song - the one that makes them both tear up / grin like idiots?

☕ Who’s the morning person & how do they lure the night owl out of bed?

🛡️ Who jumps in front of danger for the other without thinking?

😳 What’s the most embarrassing thing they’ve walked in on the other doing?

💔 What’s the one fight that almost ended them?

🩹 How do they comfort each other after nightmares?

👀 Who gets jealous more easily & how obvious are they about it?

🍳 Who cooks & who sets off the smoke alarm trying to help?

🧳 If they had to run away together tomorrow, where would they go?

😏 Who is bolder in public (hand-holding, kisses, etc.)?

🌧️ Who steals whose hoodies when it rains?

🎂 How do they celebrate each other’s birthdays?

🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together?

💌 Who leaves little love notes & where do they hide them?

🛌 Who hogs the blanket & who ends up freezing dramatically?

😴 Who falls asleep first & who watches them with heart-eyes?

🚪 Who’s more likely to say “we’re not leaving this room today”?

🌸 What nickname do they have for each other that would mortify them if others heard?

🎤 Who sings in the shower & who secretly records it for blackmail?

💞 How do they act when one of them is sick?

🩸 Who would literally kill for the other & who would help hide the body?

🌅 Do they go on sunrise / stargazing dates? Which one do they love more?

😤 Who apologizes first after a fight, even if they weren’t wrong?

🧩 What tiny habit of the other do they find unbearably adorable?

🎪 Who plans elaborate surprise dates & who just wants to stay in?

👑 In their relationship, who’s the king / queen & who’s the knight / advisor?

🌪️ What’s the most chaotic thing they’ve done together on pure impulse?

💤 Who has the weirdest sleep-talking lines that the other quotes constantly?

🧡 What color reminds each of them of the other?

🕰️ If they could go back in time, what moment would they relive together?

😶 Who’s terrified of saying “meet my parents” & why?

🍷 Who gets tipsy first & starts spilling embarrassing love confessions?

🌿 Do they want kids/pets/plants together? What do they name them?

🪞 Who takes longer getting ready & who hypes the other up in the mirror?

💥 What’s the biggest risk one of them took for the other that the partner didn’t find out about until much later?

🧣 Who steals the other’s scarf / gloves “on accident” every winter?

🌌 What’s their “we made it through hell” memory they’ll tell their grandkids?

😘 Who kisses the other first thing in the morning, morning breath & all?

🩰 Slow dancing in the kitchen at 3 a.m. - who starts it?

⚓ If one of them had to leave forever, what would they leave behind for the other?

💫 Ten years from now, what random Tuesday are they spending together?

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Shopping Related Lyrics Starter Sentences

No, no, no, you don't understand. I'm buying myself this as a reward for not spending recklessly.

We just came for eggs, how did we end up with all this?

I don't think you'll fit in the cart.

Stop smelling every candle in the store!

I think we'll be stuck here for a while, (insert name here) just ran into someone they know.

Look, it was on sale, which means I basically saved us money by buying it!

Oh come on, the generic doesn't even taste that different then the name brand.

Why do we always get the squeaky cart?

I can't reach the zipper, can you come in here and help me?

We came in here for one thing. How is our cart completely full?

You know I can't resist a good sale!

You can give me puppy dog eyes all you want, I'm not buying you anything.

Let's find a dressing room, I want to see how you look in this!

My card just got declined.

When did these get so expensive!

Stop looking at the price tag.

Do you remember where we parked?

We've been shopping for ages, can we at least stop and get food?

Be patient, I still have five more outfits to try on.

You're going to get us kicked out of the store.

Do you think this would look good on me?

Why did you buy so many?

I picked this out for you. Just trust me, go try it on.

Put it back, we're not buying it.

[qu-tipie]

[TXT] : ignore that last message.

[Txt:] Oh heya! wait what message?

[Txt:] Wait was it that bad you hacked to delete it... cause I didnt get anything

[qu-tipie]

The deepness of his kiss made her loose herself. It was like being back in high school when your hormones weren't in check and all that mattered in the moment was the guy you had a crush on. No carries or worries, and even if they got caught she wouldn't deny catching feelings.

" You taste so good," she muttered against his lips as a hand began stroking him gently.

[arrowsnsarcasm]

“Fuck,” he whispered against her lips when he felt her hand start to work him over. She seemed to know just how to touch him already. “You can taste whatever you want, Quinn,” he assured her.

[qu-tipie]

" Lay down," she whispered against his lips.

She let go of his shaft admiring his body as he moved.

"Don't worry there is no traps. Weapons... but it is my bedroom. I have to be prepared for bumps in tha' night."

Moving up the bed on her hands and knees Harley couldn't help but eye a place in which she wished to carve out more to make room. Pawing between his legs she looked up at Roy.

"Whenever I want?"

[qu-tipie]

[TXT] : ignore that last message.

[Txt:] Oh heya! wait what message?

[Txt:] Wait was it that bad you hacked to delete it... cause I didnt get anything

[qu-tipie]

The deepness of his kiss made her loose herself. It was like being back in high school when your hormones weren't in check and all that mattered in the moment was the guy you had a crush on. No carries or worries, and even if they got caught she wouldn't deny catching feelings.

" You taste so good," she muttered against his lips as a hand began stroking him gently.

[qu-tipie]

[TXT] : ignore that last message.

[Txt:] Oh heya! wait what message?

[Txt:] Wait was it that bad you hacked to delete it... cause I didnt get anything

[qu-tipie]

She smirked only to shrink back at Roy's touch. She submitted to his charm letting him fill her mouth with the deepness of his kiss. Instead of meeting him with the same rawness, Harley lightened up. Her kisses were lingering growing in deepness when there was spike in enjoyment.

Her grip weakened as fingers began to roam over his arms. Just when their kisses paused, Harley gave Roy the controller. "You want tha' honors of goin' upstairs."

[arrowsnsarcasm]

“I’m up for almost anything right now, quite literally,” he assured her. He was getting hard again, which really was a testament to how compatible they seemed to be.

[qu-tipie]

Pressing the control in the mechanical crane hoisted the bed up like an elevator to the top of the catwalk. She held onto Roy to assure that she wasn't about to knock him off.

"Follow me then. At least now I promise a proper locked door," she said taking his hand as they walked down the expanded metal aisle to the third door.

Once opened it revealed a luxurious red and black gothic bedroom. It was the likes one could only imagine Dracula would be in. On closer inspection it seemed almost all the furnishings were ripped off of old opera sets or backdrops.

Playfully flopping onto the bed she allowed her hair to fan out. Blushing at the site of his nude body Harley bit her bottom lip. "You know if you keep gripping yourself I'm gonna think I'm helping you out at all," she teased unsure if he was going to come join her.

[arrowsnsarcasm]

He let go then, green eyes fixed on her once they’d scanned the room. It was the kind of luxury Ollie would hate, but Roy dug the aesthetic.

“If you want to grip me instead, I’m more than okay with that,” Roy assured her with a lopsided smirk.

[qu-tipie]

She laughed at his jest, but everything in her didn't wish for his green eyes to wonder far. Crawling forward from where she perched on the bed, her eyes remained constant as her hand moved across his knuckles as if to ask if she could hold him.

Her curiosity didn't end there though. Harley brushed her lips hesitantly against the head of Roy's cock, before at long last offering stolen kisses and affectionate smooth passes with her tongue.

[qu-tipie]

[TXT] : ignore that last message.

[Txt:] Oh heya! wait what message?

[Txt:] Wait was it that bad you hacked to delete it... cause I didnt get anything

[qu-tipie]

She smirked only to shrink back at Roy's touch. She submitted to his charm letting him fill her mouth with the deepness of his kiss. Instead of meeting him with the same rawness, Harley lightened up. Her kisses were lingering growing in deepness when there was spike in enjoyment.

Her grip weakened as fingers began to roam over his arms. Just when their kisses paused, Harley gave Roy the controller. "You want tha' honors of goin' upstairs."

[arrowsnsarcasm]

“I’m up for almost anything right now, quite literally,” he assured her. He was getting hard again, which really was a testament to how compatible they seemed to be.

[qu-tipie]

Pressing the control in the mechanical crane hoisted the bed up like an elevator to the top of the catwalk. She held onto Roy to assure that she wasn't about to knock him off.

"Follow me then. At least now I promise a proper locked door," she said taking his hand as they walked down the expanded metal aisle to the third door.

Once opened it revealed a luxurious red and black gothic bedroom. It was the likes one could only imagine Dracula would be in. On closer inspection it seemed almost all the furnishings were ripped off of old opera sets or backdrops.

Playfully flopping onto the bed she allowed her hair to fan out. Blushing at the site of his nude body Harley bit her bottom lip. "You know if you keep gripping yourself I'm gonna think I'm helping you out at all," she teased unsure if he was going to come join her.