❝30 more texts to send to my muse:❞ | Sentence Starter
Warning(s): Alcohol, Strong Language, Blood
[ text ]: Want a big bowl of frosted angst with that orange juice, sunshine?
[ text ]: How illegal is it to steal someone’s dog while they’re out walking it?
[ text ]: Claaaaaaaaasic me. I fucked up. Like massively.
[ text ]: I’m sorry, my trainer said if I wanted the Olympic gold in competitive sleeping that I need to avoid all social activities.
[ text ]: I can hear you singing in the shower. A solid 11/10. You should audition for TV.
[ text ]: I’m all for drinking but no more 4am risky ‘White Russians’. It was 90% vodka.
[ text ]: It’s not even 9am and I’ve already had an argument about whether you can burn water.
[ text ]: Flash some leg. But not above the knee, you’re not looking for marriage.
[ text ]: Jesus Christ on a unicycle, what happened this time?
[ text ]: I’m going to be late. But I made a friend. His name is ‘Train Boy’ and he was shadily explaining how to get train discounts.
[ text ]: Who let me out the house?
[ text ]: It’s really depressing that I’m an adult and I just threw up on myself because I was too warm. I’m not even drunk.
[ text ]: I’d be the worst werewolf. …And yet, I still want to be one.
[ text ]: They switched the water for vodka. I didn’t realise until I was three sips in.
[ text ]: We were told to be civil. You dialled it down by aggressively whispering ‘chug chug’ under your breath.
[ text ]: Can you imagine if a man was living in our roof and we didn’t know?
[ text ]: What is my life? I’m dancing on a sticky patch on the dancefloor.
[ text ]: Fuck it, I’m gonna order a large. I will regret every moment but this does not change my mind.
[ text ]: I feel like I was in a fist fight with a bear. I’ve yet to decide whether I feel like I’ve won.
[ text ]: I just tried to high-kick the fridge and pulled a muscle.
[ text ]: I realise you just mopped up but I managed to get blood everywhere.
[ text ]: Brought matching margarita glasses. I was told by the cashier I was making good life choices.
[ text ]: I know we have a paper to finish writing but I really need you to come and watch this video. It contains puppies.
[ text ]: I can’t tell if I’m tired or still drunk from last night.
[ text ]: Why did I let you get a beaded curtain? …Also, my hair is stuck in the beaded curtain.
[ text ]: I’m sorry but it’s always an appropriate time for a crisis snack.
[ text ]: I just found my boss asleep in the shed. I’m running this place on my own.
[ text ]: Why do I keep getting asked if I have the ping pong balls? And why do people need ping pong balls suddenly?
[ text ]: I’m being harassed by geese again.
[ text ]: It’s diamond nips weather. Dress warm.
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