if i had a nickel for every time someone has said this to me, id be even more rich than i already am.
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@aegist
if i had a nickel for every time someone has said this to me, id be even more rich than i already am.
@simonbishop
hey simon. i probably couldve guessed that.
@rankpeach
hey cherie. cute name.
@simonbishop @rankpeach
hey. im tony.
I hate to say how funny the series of thuds you made were.
you dont hate it that much, though.
why are people saying my name this time?
yeah, im not scrolling down further than that.
Okay, hi.
If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?
Magnificent
@aegist They tried to fine me $30k for indecency because my tits were out that time I got murdered in Vegas.
yeah i remember. you want me to make a mean tweet? i can probably get all my fanboys to spam them.
I really don’t want your fanboys to remember that my tits are in the public domain.
thats totally fair.
@aegist They tried to fine me $30k for indecency because my tits were out that time I got murdered in Vegas.
yeah i remember. you want me to make a mean tweet? i can probably get all my fanboys to spam them.
thats not something i can call myself on daytime tv.
i only call myself polyamorous so people would stop calling me a playboy as if its the 50s and im hanging out in casinos wearing suits with wide lapels and spats.
@aegist Oh, fuck, you can actually see what I publicly post?
sorry, ive been here the whole time.
Shit. Well, damn. I guess now you see the results of the anonymous investigation into my harlotry, which I tried so hard to hide from you.
maybe those anonymous people on the internet are right. our relationship is a farce.
@aegist Oh, fuck, you can actually see what I publicly post?
sorry, ive been here the whole time.
cant say “im iron man” on a website filled with people from other universes. you just get more questions.
jen is an adult woman. she can go wherever she wants.