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I’ve figured out that one way to stump older people that complain about the current generation is to have an inflation calculator app on your phone.

what-even-is-thiss

Aunt: When we got our first apartment it was 300 bucks a month why can’t you-

Me: In what year?

Aunt: What?

Me: What year did you get your first apartment?

Aunt: 1973?

Me: Hmmm. Looks like that would be $1755 in 2021 money.

Aunt: *seems to go through seven emotions at once*

Aunt: Oh.

what-even-is-thiss

Uncle: Why should minimum wage-

Me: What year did you start college?

Uncle: 1968?

Me: So if you scale up $1.60 to 2021 dollars that would be $11.94 and the current federal minimum wage is $7.25

Uncle: Bu-

Me: And it seems like from a quick google search the median rent in 1970 was $108 and today that would be $722 but this same chart tells me that the actual median rent in 2020 was $1,100.

Uncle: *confused silence*

beeperbopper

I HAVE DONE THIS AND IT WORKS

one-time-i-dreamt

Not a dream

This guy from uni hit me up and started hitting on me and he kept telling me that I have such an innocent look to me and look way younger and that he thought I was 19 tops (he is 23 and I am 25 actually) which immediately gave me a bad vibe, long story short he followed me on Insta and we kept chatting there and then he randomly attacked me about having a public IG profile and not being bothered about having 3k followers, most of which I don't know personally, and when I kept telling him it really wasn't a problem for me and that I like my followers and 3k wasn't that much to begin with, he hit me with a "you're way different than I thought," and said stuff like he guesses that I am not as innocent as he thought (wtf dude) and that he doesn't approve of the content I post ?????? and doesnt't see a point of the two of us talking anymore??? like, okay creep, I'd rather not be talking to you either and I was just being polite to you but insulting my followers who have never done anything wrong to you and have been nothing but nice, respectful and supportive to me??? Fuck off

not to mention that this is what he deemed to be my scandalous posts

one-time-i-dreamt

You know what this post caused? An avalanche!

13,000 of you followed me there out of pure spite. I got brave enough and revealed I run this blog to IRL people. It went well, though I am still nervous about it.

And as you can tell, I am still so scandalous!

one-time-i-dreamt

I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH

coffee-in-that-nebula

This is too funny to not share it.

yourgrandfatherisfictional

She????had pussy for breakfast????

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

Did she fucking stutter?

thecollectibles

Art by Philip Byers

one-time-i-dreamt

not a dream

spoke out against MLMs on Instagram and lost 200 followers and to top it off, got confused messages from a few people who thought I was talking about men loving men instead of pyramid schemes and multi-level marketing shgurijhguoijsfsdhfj

j3ffarussad1q-deactivated202203

Tbh I was worried that you were homophobic but then I read the rest of this post then I laughed

one-time-i-dreamt

I support the whole LGBTQ+ community just in case anyone was confused! And I don’t support multi-level marketing! Men loving men = awesome. Multi-level marketing = pyramid scheme hell.

saergh-deactivated20220513

your followers are just like

multifandombeingof-fangirlintent

the destiel pic threw me off

one-time-i-dreamt

The what??

one-time-i-dreamt

Someone said to me, “I’m going grocery shopping. Do you want anything?” To which I answered, “Hans Zimmer apples, please,” and they brought me some (they looked like Granny Smith apples but I didn’t get to taste them).

one-time-i-dreamt

I can’t believe I accepted that Hans Zimmer apples were a real thing without questioning it and just assumed they were named after the composer, in his honor, like that horse fly species which was named after Beyoncé.

lusteller

The horse fly what

one-time-i-dreamt

The horse fly which was named after Beyoncé!

one-time-i-dreamt

enthusiasticcitrus

damn, Bryan looked at a fly and he thought “mmm. bootylicious.”

werenimal

The virgin Edward Cullen: calling a snail effervescent

The Chad Bryan Lessard: calling a fly bootylicious

theyeeteduniverse

i hate horse flys with a PASION they hurt a lot

one-time-i-dreamt

Not my guy Bryan, he thinks they’re bootylicious

biminibib

The flies were WHAT

sluttyfries

They were bootylicious

daezilly

Reblog if you wouldn't mind some curious anons

mem-fr

today’s pinfeather pixel update , lionfish / noxtide fucking slap

10thingsihateabout-all-yall

risaceofhearts

I’ve reblogged this recently but i could listen to this person’s voice for HOURS

shower-raccoon

I’m calling all merry-go-rounds “horse tornadoes” from now on

everythingfox

Lazy fox happy life

yourplayersaidwhat

Paladin: i was a mistake, but my parents called me a surprise

My Drow barbarian, knocking back a shot: I was completely planned but I intend to be a mistake on a cosmic level

bievanbuckley

i'm gonna tell my kids this was jack and rose

weaver-z

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

georgieharrisons

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.

wickedwitch-of-the-left

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

ziggy-scardust

Michael Collins is a HILARIOUS SPACE ANGEL and I will shout this from the rooftops every time this post comes up on my dash. He showed up at my school in Boston for an event and the first thing he said was “I just learned what the state bird of Massachusetts is. It’s the upraised middle finger.” He followed up with “Buzz and Neil were bickering like an old married couple the whole time. It was nice to get some peace and quiet while they were on the surface. Forget being the farthest from all humanity, I just wanted to be the farthest from those two.”

Oh and let’s not forget his long and distinguished post-astronaut career in the State Department and as the director of the Smithsonian.