i am the riot machine

i dont exist anymore

[officialgaryoak]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[toroimage]

[thearcanatweets]

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[things-in-sunglasses]

[catchymemes]

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

[railroadsoftware]

person: so what have you been up to me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush… person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets me: oh it’s nothing..

[softobjects-deactivated20170109]

[heartbeatemoji]

me and the girls out on the town

[shenis]

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

[sirenstare]

um no offense but whom'st’ve going to loveth me

[jaidefinichonv2]

[gaxhar]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[sunwukxng]

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

[catchymemes]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[spartalabouche]

just saying hello kittys ‘boyfriend’ is actually her girlfriend hes just a he/him lesbian. kitty and daniel are ur classic butch/femme couple and Thats that.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion

If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.

[sabertoothwalrus]

see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

[diamondformm]

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[kasaron]

Btw. If you label a post #sfw the demon bot will pass over your post.

[mangonetics]