Whatever That Entertains Me

This is where I post about some of my strange thoughts and problems cos if i said it out allowed people would probably not talk to me :/ oh and also, I repost a lot of other people's stuff because I'm unoriginal :/

[30minutememes]

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]

[memehumor]

Thanks I’m cured

[miridai]

[phoemount]

I’m just saying

[golden-melanin-deactivated20181]

I’m not understanding

[internetcrisis]

ladies and gentlemen, you’re now experiencing an emotional turbulence. please buckle up and relax; it will be over shortly. sorry for the discomfort you’re feeling and enjoy the rest of the journey called life. 

[generalbooty]

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

[humorrelated]

“technology is in evolution”

[aestheticentaur-blog]

Why so I find this so funny

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

[mjalti]

them: lemme know if u need to talk xx

me:

[bestfriencl-deactivated20140302]

[aestheticentaur-blog]

My parents putting me up for sale

[disgustinganimals]

I’m so angry right now

[cinnamonmoons]

@shoesnow

[dankmemeking]

when you lit as fuck and the first munchie enters your mouth

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[memehumor]

the dream

[aestheticentaur-blog]

Apparently just wanting to be be happy is indeed too much go ask

[aestheticentaur-blog]

Some celebrities seem ageless. Not like they don’t age but just that I cant seem to pinpoint an age onto them, they look both too old but too young to be any age that I try to guess.