Incorrect AEW quotes

Only sometimes Kayfabe complaint / I use Perchance's incorrect quote generator, feel free to submit your own! / Follows back from @goldenchainsaw1974

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Danny: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Yuta: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Danny: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Yuta: You wouldn’t?

Danny: I mean, unless you want to-

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Mox: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Claudio: No, I said "Mox, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Mox and Claudio: *speaking Swiss*

Mox: I know, I know.

Marina: You speak Swiss?

Mox: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Claudio speaks.

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Will: If I say yes am I joining a cult?

Mox: Possibly.

Will: I’m in.

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Danny: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Yuta: Danny, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.

Danny: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Yuta: Well, I mean yeah.

Danny: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.

Yuta: Wait, you just made them?

Danny: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Yuta: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Danny.

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Claudio: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Marina: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Marina: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Claudio: *sighing* Mox.

Mox: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Yuta: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

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Marina: If you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally!

Marina, earlier: I don’t care for Yuta.

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Knight: You know what’s funny about Speedy? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Late update but obviously this one didn't age too well

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Will: Why are Danny and Yuta sitting with their backs to each other?

Marina: They had a fight.

Will: Then why are they holding hands?

Marina: They get sad when they fight.

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Claudio: Screw you!

Mox: I'll have to check with Renee, but I'll get back to you.

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Matt: Can you come out?

Kenny: Yeah gimme a minute…

Kenny: Matt, I’m bi.

Matt: I know that. Come out to the car.

Kenny: Okay.

Kenny: Car, I’m bi.

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Mox: Claudio is off at an appointment, so while he's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.

Yuta: Why?

Mox: He's like 90% of my impulse control.

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Danny: How has life been treating you lately?

Yuta: Horribly.

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Mox: I’m never donating blood ever again.

Mox: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Mox: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

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Claudio: You're smiling. What happened?

Bryan: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Mox: Yuta tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Orange: What? Chuck's next to me...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Orange: Oh my god, you have Roddy.