Incorrect AEW quotes

Only sometimes Kayfabe complaint / I use Perchance's incorrect quote generator, feel free to submit your own! / Follows back from @goldenchainsaw1974

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Will: Why are Danny and Yuta sitting with their backs to each other?

Marina: They had a fight.

Will: Then why are they holding hands?

Marina: They get sad when they fight.

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Claudio: Screw you!

Mox: I'll have to check with Renee, but I'll get back to you.

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Matt: Can you come out?

Kenny: Yeah gimme a minute…

Kenny: Matt, I’m bi.

Matt: I know that. Come out to the car.

Kenny: Okay.

Kenny: Car, I’m bi.

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Mox: Claudio is off at an appointment, so while he's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.

Yuta: Why?

Mox: He's like 90% of my impulse control.

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Danny: How has life been treating you lately?

Yuta: Horribly.

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Mox: I’m never donating blood ever again.

Mox: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

Mox: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

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Claudio: You're smiling. What happened?

Bryan: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Mox: Yuta tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Orange: What? Chuck's next to me...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Orange: Oh my god, you have Roddy.

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Kyle: Do dragons fart fire?

Orange: I don't know.

Kyle: I thought you went to college.

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Cole: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Claudio: Oh, you’ve been?

Cole: Once. In Monopoly.

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Knight: You know what’s funny about Speedy? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Cole: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.

Cole: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Claudio: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Mox: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Bryan, to Yuta: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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Mox: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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Bryan: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Mox: Hey, Bryan.

Bryan: GODDAMNIT!

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Cop: What are your names?

Nick: Don't tell them, Matt.

Cop, writing: Matt...

Nick: Crap.

Matt: Nice going, Nick.

Cop:

Matt: Uh oh.