dog goes gorp

[striders]

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

[striders]

this one

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[crapbirdphotography]

Pigeon from my hospital room window

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[securityerror]

[garaks-padded-bra]

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Golden Teacher by Skot323

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how it feels to have never watched Euphoria every time a new season drops

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i actually think im retiring from goofing on booktok shit. im done. i resign

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[woofykill]

daddy's going to dress his kitten up in a flannel shirt and wrap a flannel tight around her waist and make her smoke out of his long wooden pipe until she coughs while franz ferdinand is playing in the background and have her hump his wing tip shoes while daddy tugs on his suspenders and drinks an ipa

#hipsterplay #2010shipster #strokingmylonghandlebarmustache #tuggingmysuspenderstothis #kink #horny #fuckingtoatlasgenius

[thememedaddy]

[somafalls]

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

[couchnapping]

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

[notahorseindisguise]

if you live in {Not USA} and you make a tumblr post even slightly referencing what time it is where you live you will literally always have to deal with the "lucky 10 thousand" who dont fucking know what a time zone is

[notahorseindisguise]

[crabussy]

some people live places where summer autumn winter and spring do not exist like they do in the northern and southern hemispheres. which is why those tags say "not northern hemisphere". to include people who live on the equator. welcome to the lucky 10 thousand!

[elbiotipo]

Just got off a whole day on a bus to check the world's most beautiful pictures of the Moon and Trump threatening genocide upon a whole civilization

[elbiotipo]

oh carlitos we're really on it now

[unification]

you can access a different mode by washing your hair