Someone please tell me how this—
turned into this—
The question is— do you little sinners want the full fic?? 👀
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Product Placement
occasionally subtle
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Someone please tell me how this—
turned into this—
The question is— do you little sinners want the full fic?? 👀
ch-ch-ch-chaggie 🌈🎀
Somebody asked for Yuri RadioApple? 👀
HAZBIN HOTEL (2024-) | Alastor and Rosie in 2x08 "Curtain Call"
“Hi, ducky” “Hello, dear”
Imagine being in Alastor’s bed, him bare-chested as he slowly unbuttons his trousers, straddling the space between your legs.
“Why are you challenging me, Y/N?” he asks, exhaling against your skin, along your neck and collarbone, then trailing down to your breasts and biting your hardened nipple.
“Because you let me, Alastor,” you moan in reply.
“Do you love me?” he asks, looking into your eyes with fire.
“You know I love you, we’re married…” you answer with a laugh.
Then Alastor thrusts into you in one breathless motion. His wide, thick cock forces its way into your pussy, already wet and waiting for him. And as he penetrates you, he wraps one arm behind your head, holding you close while pushing even deeper inside you.
Consecutive frames btw.
Oh, Alastor is asexual?
Let me tell you how I fantasize about him fingering me while in an elevator.
Or how he asks me to remove my panties while in a restaurant or in a church.
Or how he fucks me hard in a forest bent down over a corpse.
Bye.
HEY!
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... don't call me out like that.
“Rosie is Roo” “Rosie is Eve” “Rosie is the real Lilith” What about Rosie is Mommy? What about we’re sorry for theorizing about you ma’am, you can be whatever you want to be and we won’t question it? What about we’ll be good for you, Rosie, ma’am? More people should be saying this and by more people I mean Alastor—
Rosie finessing the fabric of her dress on her hips when Alastor came to visit is the old-timey equivalent of cupping her bra and adjusting her boobs so the cleavage is cleavaging correctly.
Magic mama ❇️
Helpers
Alastor I love u so much
DO NOT REPOST
Stopping work husband from texting his (ex?) wife 🥺🤭
"Step on me." "Sure thing my good chum. Mind if I put this on, first?"
📻📺 something sweet
something sour
Toxic version of Radiostatic: obsession and possession
how would alastor be if he got angry in bed... im talking like borderline hate sex levels of anger here please i must knowwwww 😩
𝐀 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭
𝐂𝐖: P in V, Rough sex, Overstimulation, Rubbing, Tendrils, I think this can be considered Dub-Con, Porn with a dash of Plot, Alastor and the Reader’s relationship is open to interpretation
𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: You took an entire month to regenerate after you stepped in and got yourself killed to help Alastor against the Vees, and oh, is he simmering in all sorts of conflicting emotions about it — anger, relief, annoyance, happiness — showing it in the way he takes you for hours on end.